I do not, and I will show you why in the segment.

我沒有，而我會在這個單元讓大家看到原因。

Why I don't have kids.

我為什麼沒有孩子。

All right, this is from Kurt from Sydney, Australia.

好了，這是澳洲雪梨的 Kurt 發來的。

I left my son alone with his finger paints, this is what I found when I came back.

我放我的兒子獨自玩他的手指畫顏料，這是我回來發現的景象。

You left your son alone with finger paints...

你放任你兒子自己玩手指畫顏料⋯⋯

I'm not sure who needs to learn a lesson.

我不確定到底是誰需要學個教訓。

My God.

我的天。

Brie from, uh, Massapequa, New York.

來自紐約麥薩皮奎的 Brie。

I went to the bathroom to get ready for bed, and when I came back, I found this.

我進了浴室準備上床睡覺，當我回來時，發現了這個。

Well, clearly he did it, so...

嗯，很明顯是他做的，所以⋯⋯

Showing you who did it.

只是指出兇手是誰罷了。

Leslie from Portland, Maine.

來自緬因州波特蘭的 Leslie。

This is what happens when you leave a four-year-old alone with your laptop.

當你把四歲孩子和筆電獨留同一空間時，就會發生這種事。

Congratulations, your one⏤your child wins worst of the month.

恭喜，你的孩子贏得了本月最糟。

And finally, here's a video of some more kids doing their worst.

最後是一部其他孩子搗蛋的影片。

So, this is what happens when you leave two toddlers alone in their own room for seven minutes.

當你把兩個幼童獨留在他們自己的房間七分鐘，就會發生這樣的事。

What are you doing?

你在做什麼？

What is this?

這是什麼？

Eggs?

蛋？

My gosh.

我的天。

You don't know what happened?

你不知道發生什麼事了？

I don't know.

我不知道。

Thanks to Clint and Roseanne.

謝謝 Clint 和 Roseanne。

If your kids do something you think I should see, send it to me.

如果你認為你的孩子做了得讓我瞧瞧的事，把影片傳給我。