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After Ant Man, asked the question: "You ever watch Iron Man? But small?"
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Marvel's latest solo movie invites you to ask another:
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"You ever watch Iron Man, on weed?"
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DOCTOR STRANGE
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Experience the grand illusion (that you haven't seen this movie before), as you sit through the heroic origins of
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a cocky but capable, super rich, wise-cracking, workaholic with a weird goatee,
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in-love with a red-headed subordinate, learning to be less selfish, played by a famous Sherlock Holmes actor.
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Its like Iron Man! But, actually that's it. Its pretty much JUST like Iron Man.
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Magic has come to the Marvel universe, and not that it's just science b.s. that Thor went on about.
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"Your ancestors called it magic, and you call it science."
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We're talking acid trips, 70's blacklight poster magic that bends space and time in new plot-breaking ways.
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And uses mind-blowing effects to distract you from the fact that the action is still 90% punching
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Umm... shouldn't that hurt his hands?
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You cringed when he tried to do a Southern accent
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"The power d-d-didn't go out... u-uh I forgot to set the clock... u-uh I'm sorry mom"
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You weren't sure if he was serious when he attempted a Boston one
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"You know what John.. Good to see you doing so well."
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Now, Benedict Cumberbatch will sound like an English man, pretending to be a German man, pretending to be an American
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In a featured length tribute to Hans Gruber's accent in Die Hard when he gets caught by Bruce Willis.
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"Please God, no you're one of them aren't you?"
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"You care so much! Don't you?"
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Benny, Bobby. Your natural voice is perfect, use it.
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Joining the titular strange on his journey from Act 1 protagonist, to Act 3 protagonist.
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Are side characters and villains (who are up to the usual Marvel standard).
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Chiwetel Ejiofor, who's just kind of there to explain things.
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"Temporal manipulations can create branches in time."
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"This is a relic. The sanctums protect the world, and we sorcerers protect the sanctums."
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Mads Mikkelsen, playing a bad guy with weird eyes, for the third time in his career.
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Who's entire plan revolves around successfully ripping some pages out of a book,
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To summon a malevolent demon who he hopes will enslave the human race.
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"Not a great plan."
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Tilda Swinton, a being of immense power.
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Bravely guarding the marvel cinematic universe from Asian actors.
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"She's Celtic"
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And this cloak with more personality than any of the human beings.
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Ah-waghh *thud*
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"Stop"
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Man, I want to see that cloak crossover with the rug in Aladdin so bad.
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Enjoy a visual masterpiece that has to be seen in 3-D on a giant screen to be fully appreciated.
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Because when you watch it on a laptop, you realize just how much of it is medical mumbo-jumbo.
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"You need to get him prepped for a suboccipital craniotomy."
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"Look, I'm fusing transected spinal cords, I'm stimulating neurogenesis in the central nervous system."
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"Pass the stent down the brachial artery into the radial artery."
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"To complete C7-C8 spinal cord injury."
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With a heaping side order of magic mumbo-jumbo.
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"The Dark Dimension makes them more powerful in the Mirror Dimension."
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"I saw the rituals in the book of Cagliostro."
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"I pushed your astral form out of your physical form."
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"The Wand of Watoomb."
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"The Vaulting Boots of Valtorr."
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"The pages that Kaecilius stole."
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"A ritual to contact Dormammu and draw power from the Dark Dimension."
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Winguardian Levios-suck me sideways this is unnecessary.
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Just shoot laser beams out of your wand and be done with it.
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So enjoy a film that despite it's faults,
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doesn't fall into the third act trap
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of battling a CGI army and a sky beam.
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Saves money by playing the same scene thirteen times in a row.
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"Dormammu! I've come to bargain."
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And sends a powerful message to the children.
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Modern medicine can't be trusted.
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"My spirit deepened, and somehow..."
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"- Your body healed."
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"- Yes."
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And don't text and drive.
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*tires screech, crash*
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Because you might end up turning into a wizard.
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"I'm not sure what to do with my hands" - Ricky Bobby
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So Cumberbatch did the motion capture for Dormammu himself.
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Man, he really likes to goof around in leotards huh.
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"Nonnnne, can stop me!"
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*pants*
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*hisses*
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Hey screen junkies, Hollywood's hottest daughter isn't done with you yet.
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Click the box on the left to watch Benedict Cumberbatch
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Answer our silly questions in our honest interview
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Or, click the box on the right to see where our Cumber crush began
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In the honest trailer for Sherlock
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And please stop yelling at us about aluminum.
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We get it.
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"Dormammu I've come to bargain."
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*repeats for about 5 times*