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  • Teachers are so important to this country for our children and for our future,

    老師對於我們國家的小孩以及未來非常重要。

  • and I think is our job to listen to them,

    我認為我們應該要傾聽他們的想法,

  • to find out we can do to make their lives better.

    找到能讓他們人生變更好的方法

  • So I reached out to teachers and asked them to tell me what they hate about their jobs.

    因此我找到一些老師然後請他們告訴我對於工作的不滿。

  • We've got a lot of responses, couple responses we couldn't use because the principals saw the videos,

    我們得到許多回覆,一些回覆我們無法公布,因為校長們看到這些影片,

  • and but, one teacher got suspend five days for this.

    還有一位老師因此遭到停職五天

  • And we salute him, but we've got plenty of responses,

    我們感謝他,但我們還有其他回覆

  • many in disguise, we whittled them down the best,

    有些匿名,我們從中挑選出最好的

  • And this is what teachers hate about teaching.

    這些都是老師不喜歡教書的原因

  • I hate when a parent does their child's homework,

    我討厭家長幫小孩完成作業,

  • and then pretends like their child did their own homework.

    然後假裝是他們的小孩自己完成的

  • When a student obviously farts in class,

    當一個學生很明顯的在課堂上放屁時,

  • I'm not allowed to laugh,

    我不能笑,

  • and I have to get all the other students stop laughing, too.

    而且我還得制止其他學生笑

  • When my students point out my pimples, thank you.

    當我的學生指著我的痘痘時,謝謝

  • When a student asks what time it is,

    當學生問「現在幾點」

  • and the clock is behind me above the board.

    而時鐘就在我後方的黑板上面

  • Getting blame for everything that's wrong with your children.

    當你的小孩犯錯時,全都怪在我頭上

  • We are responsible for creating doctors, lawyers, engineers, even athletes,

    我們有義務創造出醫生、律師、工程師,甚至是運動員

  • and we get crappy pay!

    我們只拿那麼一點薪水!

  • Lunches are like 20 minutes long,

    午餐差不多只有20分鐘長,

  • I've trained myself to eat so fast that I don't think that I've taste anything since 2011.

    我訓練自己吃的很快,以致我覺得我從2011年起我沒有再嚐過任何東西

  • And we also don't have free automatic coffee, why?

    而且我們沒有免費的咖啡機,為何?

  • Living in constant fear of seeing student outside of school.

    永遠活在在校外遇到學生的恐懼

  • What I hate about teaching, is that moment when I miss spell one word,

    讓我不喜歡教書的是,每當我不小心拼錯一個字,

  • and the students look at me like I'm the dumbest person on earth.

    學生們就會看著我,好像我是世界上最愚蠢的人一樣

  • Forget everything forever, alright?

    忘記一切好嗎?

  • Alright, so next,

    好的,下一次

  • next, we want to hear from the IT people of America.

    下一次,我們要聽聽關於美國IT產業的人們

  • Share us the struggles that go along with working I.T.,

    跟我們分享在IT產業工作的困擾

  • the stupid request, the weird stuffs you find on people's computers,

    最愚蠢的要求、在人們電腦裡找到最怪的東西

  • all the crazy SH you see working in I.T.

    你在IT產業看到的所有瘋狂鳥事

  • Record yourself, keep it short, get right to the point,

    記錄自己、保持簡短、直接切入重點

  • and post it to Youtube with the hashtag what I hate in the title,

    然後發佈在Youtube上,並在標題標註What I hate

  • that way we can find it.

    這樣我們才能找到

  • You can disguise yourself if you need it to be do.

    必要的話,你可以隱藏自己的身分

  • Whatever you must, I look forward to your responses.

    無論如何,我期待你們的回覆

  • Hi, I'm Jimmy Kimmel, if you've enjoyed the video,

    嗨,我是Jimmy Kimmel,如果你喜歡這部影片

  • hit subscribe, and if you don't, click subscribe.

    點下訂閱鍵,如果不喜歡,還是點訂閱鍵

  • This invisible hamster will die.

    這隻隱形倉鼠就會死掉

Teachers are so important to this country for our children and for our future,

老師對於我們國家的小孩以及未來非常重要。

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