out of the corner of my eye, I notice my friend shiver.

餘光瞄到我朋友抖了一下

I didn't think much of it, but then when I finished peeing,

當下我沒想那麼多，但等我尿完

I shivered too.

我也抖了一下

What was going on?

為何會這樣呢 ？

Was this normal?

這樣正常嗎 ？

I decided to get to the bottom of this and figure out

我打算打破砂鍋問到底，不問個水落石出絕不善罷甘休

what are the pee shivers.

小便「抖」抖甚麼？

When I got home, I hopped on my computer

一回到家，馬上跳到電腦桌前

to do some research.

研究研究

There was a lot of different theories online,

眾說紛紜

but I couldn't fine a clear explanation.

沒有一個結論

What I did find is the pee shivers seemed only effect guys.

我唯一發現的是，小便「抖」似乎是男士的專利

So I surveyed the office to see what I could learn.

所以我決定進行一場辦公室調查

Hey Quinta, can I ask you a question?

嗨！Quinta，可以問妳一個問題嗎？

- Um hm.

是這樣的

- Do you ever get a weird shiver after you pee?

在妳小號後，妳會抖一下嗎？

- No.

不會呀！

- No.

真的不會？

- Not even like a little bit?

連小小的抖一下都沒有？

- No.

真的沒有

- I get shivers all the time, so it's hard to tell

我整天一直發抖，所以根本不知道

if it's just from peeing or just from being alive.

我的是小便「抖」，還是我活著的證明

- Yeah, like when you release.

會呀！當我們解放時

- Yeah.

對吧！你也會

- They're like orgasmic.

說不出的快感

- I know, isn't it great? - They're the best.

我知道，很舒服對吧？真的超棒的

- No.

沒有

- No.

沒有

- Who gets that? People get that?

誰說的？有人會這樣嗎？

- You're talking about it's like the end of peeing

我知道你說的是尿尿的尾聲

and you just have that involuntary shake?

有一陣甦醒的抖動

- [Host] Yeah.

沒錯

- Totally a thing.

完全同意

- The likelihood that I pee shiver

我抖動的程度

is how much I have to pee before I pee.

和我有多少尿要解放，成正比

- I feel like I pee shiver 100% in the morning.

我早上解放時一定會抖一下

I always pee shiver right after I wake up.

我起床的第一泡尿，一定會抖

- Can I ask you a really quick question?

可以問妳一個問題嗎？很快的

- Yeah, I do get the pee shivers.

我知道你要問甚麼，我有小便「抖」

- You do get the pee shivers?

妳真的會嗎？

- I do. Right in the middle.

我會，而且是在小號的途中

Usually at the beginning it's like almost every time.

常常都是一開始的時候

- Really?

真的嗎？

- It's a real thing.

不唬爛

- Yeah, right?

對吧！

- It's must be a genetic, maybe I'm an X-woman.

這或許和基因有關，我是 X-woman

- So aside from Ashley, none of the girls had even heard

除了Ashley之外，沒有一個女生像她一樣

of the pee shivers.

有小便抖的事蹟

While every guy said they had.

反倒是男生們，無一例外

It definitely seemed to be a guy thing.

看來這無不是男性的專利

- Yeah, duh.

會呀！

Who doesn't?

都會吧？

- Sarah had a theory that seemed to make sense.

Sarah似乎有個合理的見解

- Maybe it's something to do with the fact that like

或許這和一件事有關

the pee goes through your penis,

尿液需要經過男性的陰莖

but like a woman, it's separate? Do you know what I mean?

而女生們則不需要，是分開的；你懂我意思嗎?

- [Host] Yeah.

我懂

- 'Cause like It's a separate thing. So, I don't know.

因為是分開的，我也不是很確定

Does that make sense, kinda?

你也覺得合理嗎？

- [Host] It does, but I'm not a professional.

蠻合理的，不過我不是專家

So I went to a professional to see if he knows why

所以，我們有請專家來說說看為何

girls don't get the shivers.

女生們沒有小便「抖」

- That's a great question. I'm not really sure why.

好問題，其實我也不是很確定其中的原因

I do know that

我知道的是

it's a little bit easier for men to have an orgasm

男性比起女性，比較容易有性高潮

than for a woman, so the reason why I think it might

我覺得可能的原因

be related to a orgasm is because you're still sending off

和性高潮有關係；我們男性小便時

those same nerves in terms of having an orgasm

和高潮射精與勃起時

and getting an erection, and in fact, some patients

會經過同樣的神經；事實上

quite a few of my patients actually use the word,

不少病人用

ejaculation or orgasm when they're describing a pee shiver

「射精」或「高潮」來形容小便抖

and so they're using those exact same words

他們用同樣的字眼形容

for a different condition, which leads me to think

不一樣的事情，所以讓我聯想到

that it has something to do the nervous system.

神經系統的關聯性

In regards to pee shivers,

關於小便抖

everything we've talked about today is really been based on

我認為今天我們所談論的

what I feel is the ideology or

都沒有根據

the cause of having pee shivers 'cause there really is

小便抖的真正原因

no significant data research out there.

目前沒有足夠的科學根據佐證

- [Host] So what are the pee shivers?

所以，小便抖是甚麼？

Well, no one really knows.

沒有人知道

It's an unexplained phenomenon that proves

無法解釋的現象表示

our bodies are still quite the mystery.

我們的身體還是很神秘

Or, like Ashley suggested.

就像Ashley所說的

- Maybe I'm an X-woman.

「或許我是X-woman」

- Maybe we're all just X-men.

或許，我們都是 X-men

- That's how you find out that you're a mutant

你發現原來你是個異型變種

is you shiver while you pee.

你會小便「抖」

- I don't think so, it sounds perfectly pleasant though.

我不會耶！不過聽起來感覺很棒

- It's pretty nice.

很棒對吧！