字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 - I've always wanted to pee standing up. - I think this is going to be dumb. - I'm so excited. - Very annoying not being able to just pee standing up because I like efficiency. - I've wanted this my whole life. - If my boyfriend had to live one day with a vagina where he had to sit down, he wouldn't go anywhere. - I sort of pee standing up because you're in a squat position because you don't want to touch the toilet, but I don't need a workout when I'm peeing. - How many times have I been on a road trip where a guy friend has like pissed in a bottle, we have to hold it. - Pee standing up. Next thing you know, Lady President. - Oh, and this is the dick. - Where does my vagina go? - Really marketing because this says stand up and take control, which is something I'll say to myself from now on when I stand up and pee in the shower. - This is very like malleable. That's strange. - I don't want a dick, I can tell this right now. I don't want this. (laughing) - I'm going to pee with my fake dick now. - This is going to change my life I bet. - Hold on, I have to take everything off. - It's just not as instinctual as you think. Oh my pee hole is right here. I just don't know where the pee hole is really. - Guys, I can't pee. - Heyyyyyy. You guys I'm doing it. - I'm gonna get it started. - Okay, I'm not as dehydrated as I thought I was. - This is so gross and unnecessary. - Oh, that's how. - I'm just going to flush, so. - This was f***ing great. It really was. - I'm disappointed in myself that I f***ed it up so bad in the beginning, but once I got it going, I was very happy. - I hated it. - I also feel like there needed to be like an instructions manual. - I don't feel like a man. - I'm still confused as to why guys say they don't need toilet paper when they pee. There's still a little dribble that I had to like deal with around here. In no way would I have been comfortable just like tucking this back into my pants. - I couldn't pee at first because you're so Pavlovianly used to sitting when you pee. Like when I sit, that is pee time. So I had to sit for a second and then stand up and pee. - I kind of missed sitting down. I feel like there's this kind of peace that you have when you're sitting down and peeing. - Oh, I also realized I'm a little less like upset with guys when they pee on the toilet seat because I realized it is actually kind of a difficult thing. - The pee went everywhere. - I'm all about this. I think it's just fantastic. - Standing next to people, I feel like it would be a little weird. - We just wouldn't be able to pee. - I could pee in a urinal, no problem. - Why do boys do this? - Yeah, it's hard because I feel like I have to pee, but I can't get it all out because I'm being stared at. - I feel like there's a sense of community though right now. - You think about girls getting to become better friends in the bathroom, but I think it's boys. - They totally check each other out. - They have to. I'm so tempted right now. - Stop it. - I'm not looking, I'm just tempted. - Becky, don't look at me. - But I peed on myself first. Like life, first you pee on yourself and then you figure it out.
B2 中高級 美國腔 女孩嘗試第一次站著尿尿 (Girls Try To Pee Standing Up For The First Time) 139 4 Johnson 發佈於 2021 年 01 月 14 日 更多分享 分享 收藏 回報 影片單字