Placeholder Image

字幕列表 影片播放

  • - I've always wanted to pee standing up.

  • - I think this is going to be dumb.

  • - I'm so excited.

  • - Very annoying not being able to just pee standing up

  • because I like efficiency.

  • - I've wanted this my whole life.

  • - If my boyfriend had to live one day with a vagina

  • where he had to sit down, he wouldn't go anywhere.

  • - I sort of pee standing up

  • because you're in a squat position

  • because you don't want to touch the toilet,

  • but I don't need a workout when I'm peeing.

  • - How many times have I been on a road trip

  • where a guy friend has like pissed in a bottle,

  • we have to hold it.

  • - Pee standing up.

  • Next thing you know, Lady President.

  • - Oh, and this is the dick.

  • - Where does my vagina go?

  • - Really marketing because this says

  • stand up and take control,

  • which is something I'll say to myself from now on

  • when I stand up and pee in the shower.

  • - This is very like malleable.

  • That's strange.

  • - I don't want a dick,

  • I can tell this right now.

  • I don't want this.

  • (laughing)

  • - I'm going to pee with my fake dick now.

  • - This is going to change my life I bet.

  • - Hold on, I have to take everything off.

  • - It's just not as instinctual as you think.

  • Oh my pee hole is right here.

  • I just don't know where the pee hole is really.

  • - Guys, I can't pee.

  • - Heyyyyyy.

  • You guys I'm doing it.

  • - I'm gonna get it started.

  • - Okay, I'm not as dehydrated as I thought I was.

  • - This is so gross and unnecessary.

  • - Oh, that's how.

  • - I'm just going to flush, so.

  • - This was f***ing great.

  • It really was.

  • - I'm disappointed in myself that I f***ed

  • it up so bad in the beginning,

  • but once I got it going, I was very happy.

  • - I hated it.

  • - I also feel like there needed to be

  • like an instructions manual.

  • - I don't feel like a man.

  • - I'm still confused as to why guys say

  • they don't need toilet paper when they pee.

  • There's still a little dribble

  • that I had to like deal with around here.

  • In no way would I have been comfortable

  • just like tucking this back into my pants.

  • - I couldn't pee at first

  • because you're so Pavlovianly used to sitting

  • when you pee.

  • Like when I sit, that is pee time.

  • So I had to sit for a second and then stand up and pee.

  • - I kind of missed sitting down.

  • I feel like there's this kind of peace that you have

  • when you're sitting down and peeing.

  • - Oh, I also realized I'm a little less

  • like upset with guys when they pee on the toilet seat

  • because I realized it is actually kind of a difficult thing.

  • - The pee went everywhere.

  • - I'm all about this.

  • I think it's just fantastic.

  • - Standing next to people,

  • I feel like it would be a little weird.

  • - We just wouldn't be able to pee.

  • - I could pee in a urinal, no problem.

  • - Why do boys do this?

  • - Yeah, it's hard because I feel like I have to pee,

  • but I can't get it all out because I'm being stared at.

  • - I feel like there's a sense of community though right now.

  • - You think about girls getting to become

  • better friends in the bathroom,

  • but I think it's boys.

  • - They totally check each other out.

  • - They have to.

  • I'm so tempted right now.

  • - Stop it.

  • - I'm not looking, I'm just tempted.

  • - Becky, don't look at me.

  • - But I peed on myself first.

  • Like life, first you pee on yourself

  • and then you figure it out.

- I've always wanted to pee standing up.

字幕與單字

單字即點即查 點擊單字可以查詢單字解釋

B2 中高級 美國腔

女孩嘗試第一次站著尿尿 (Girls Try To Pee Standing Up For The First Time)

  • 139 4
    Johnson 發佈於 2021 年 01 月 14 日
影片單字