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  • Yo!

    喲!

  • What's up?

    幹嘛?

  • America just legalized gay marriage!

    美國剛剛合法化同性婚姻!

  • That's awesome!

    酷斃了!

  • Hell, yeah!

    耶!

  • I'm so proud.

    我以身為美國人感到驕傲

  • You should be.

    你應該的

  • That's what I'm talking about!

    這就對了

  • Red, white, and blue, okay?

    人人平等,好嗎?

  • 'Merica, the Great.

    美國,是最偉大的

  • 'Meerriccaa.

    美...國

  • ♫ O say can you, you, you see

    (美國國歌)

  • Enjoy your moment.

    儘量自爽吧

  • Yo,

  • Canada should take notes, eh?

    加拿大該學著點,對吧?

  • (snickers quietly)

    (悄悄地竊笑)

  • We legalized gay marriage 11 years ago.

    同性婚姻在我們國家11年前就已經合法化了

  • (slurps drink obnoxiously)

    (故意喝飲料發出令人厭惡的聲音)

  • (O Canada instrumental)

    (樂器演奏加拿大國歌)

  • Yo, what if Trump becomes president?

    欸,如果川普選上總統怎麼辦?

  • If you're havin' pres' problems I feel bad for you son

    ♫ 如果你有關於總統人選的煩惱,小子我替你感到難過

  • ♫ I got 99 problems and a leader ain't one

    ♫ 我有99個煩惱但是總統不包括在內♫ (改編自嘻哈歌曲歌詞)

  • Oh my God, this is like the best thing I've ever eaten.

    挖靠,這是我這輩子吃過最好吃的

  • Awe.

    是嗎

  • Clearly you haven't tried poutine yet.

    顯然你還沒吃過起司燒肉馬鈴薯條(加拿大美食)

  • Hey, hey say about.

    妳把"about"唸一遍

  • About.

    About

  • No, no, you say aboot.

    不對,妳唸成"aboot"

  • No one say aboot, it's about.

    沒有人唸"aboot",我就是唸"about"

  • Aboot, aboot.

    Aboot, aboot

  • Say aboot, come on.

    唸"aboot",快點

  • About.

    About

  • Say aboot, say aboot, say aboot.

    唸"aboot",唸"aboot",唸"aboot"

  • Say soorry.

    唸一次 "soorry"

  • You say words so weird.

    妳唸的字聽起來很怪

  • Yeah, eh.

    好吧(不小心發出加拿大口音)

  • Okay, fine, do I say these words weird?

    我唸這些字會很怪嗎?

  • Free

    免費

  • health

    健康

  • care.

    保險

  • Was that weird?

    聽起來會很怪嗎?(加拿大有免費健保,譏笑美國醫療保險要錢)

  • Canada, right, Ca-

    加拿大,對,加...

  • Oh, Drake put you guys on the map.

    妳們是靠德瑞克(加拿大饒舌歌手)才出名的

  • And The Weeknd, Jim Carey, Celine Dion,

    還有威肯,金.凱瑞,席琳·狄翁

  • Oh.

  • Seth Rogen, Ryan Gosling,

    塞斯·羅根,雷恩·葛斯林

  • He's Canadian?

    他也是加拿大人?

  • Shay Mitchell, Shawn Mendes,

    薛·米契爾,尚恩·曼德斯

  • She's Canadian?

    她也是加拿大人?

  • Ryan Reynolds, you know, Alessia Cara,

    萊恩·雷諾斯,艾莉西亞·卡拉

  • Really?

    真的?

  • Mike Myers, Terry Fox, and Justin Bieber

    麥克·邁爾斯,泰瑞·福克斯,和小賈斯汀

  • You're American, right?

    妳是美國人,對吧?

  • Actually, I'm from Canada.

    事實上,我是加拿大人

  • Same thing.

    沒差

  • No.

    差多了

  • Don't be ridiculous.

    別搞不清楚狀況

  • We have Tim Hortons.

    我們有 Tim Hortons (加拿大著名的咖啡連鎖店)

  • Dude, we have the best parties in our fraternities though.

    老兄,我們在兄弟會有最好的派對

  • Beta Thi Pythagorean!

    (兄弟會名字)

  • Damn.

    靠夭

  • Yeah, we can drink when we're 19,

    我們19歲就可以喝酒 (美國要21歲)

  • 18 if you wanna take a road trip.

    18歲就可以單獨開車

  • Canada and sports don't go together,

    加拿大人對運動不太行

  • like baseball and basketball...

    像是棒球和籃球‧‧‧

  • Yeah, we invented those.

    對喔,可是那是我們加拿大人發明的

  • We banned Kinder Surprise

    我們禁止販售健達出奇蛋(一種兒童玩具)

  • because it's not safe.

    因為不安全

  • Really?

    是嗎?

  • No we didn't do that.

    我們禁止的東西不一樣

  • We banned guns.

    我們禁止販售槍枝

  • Why do you Canadians say sorry for everything?

    為什麼妳們加拿大人對每件事都愛說抱歉

  • It's so annoying.

    讓人聽了很煩

  • I know.

    我知道

  • We have to keep apologizing to the rest of the world

    因為我們必須不斷的為我們那個愛現的鄰居(暗指美國)

  • for our loud neighbors.

    向全世界道歉

  • You know, growing up

    妳知道嗎,我們都是看

  • Mr. Rogers was...

    Mr. Rogers影集成長的

  • No.

    等一下

  • No, shh.

  • Mr. Dressup for life.

    我們看Mr. Dressup影集可以學習一輩子

  • Mr. Dressup?

    Mr. Dressup影集?

  • Your money looks like Monopoly money.

    妳們的錢看起來好像是大富翁的玩具錢

  • It's so funny and colorful.

    五顏六色很有趣

  • Yep, colorful.

    對,色彩繽紛

  • C-O-

    C-O-

  • L-O-

    L-O-

  • U-

    U-

  • R-

    R-

  • F-U-L.

    F-U-L.

  • Colourful.

    Colourful (強調加拿大人用字多一個U,凸顯與美國不同)

  • Did you watch Game of Thrones?

    妳看過《冰與火之歌:權力遊戲》嗎?

  • Winter is finally here.

    冬天終於到了

  • Winter was always here.

    這裡一直是冬天

  • Canadians are so polite and boring.

    加拿大人都是溫良恭儉讓而且無趣

  • What do you do for fun?

    妳們平時的消遣都在幹些啥事?

  • Follow your election.

    看貴國的總統大選

  • We prayed

    我們為那些

  • for people trying to escape war.

    逃離戰爭的人祈禱

  • We let them into our country.

    我們收容那些人

  • Yo, why do all Canadians live in igloos?

    為什麼加拿大人都住在冰屋裡?(部分美國人對加拿大的誤解)

  • We need to keep cool

    我們必須保持冷靜(cool雙關語)

  • because our Prime Minister is so hot.

    因為我們的總理太紅了(hot雙關語)

  • I mean, at this point it's either Hilary or Trump.

    我說,就這樣看來不是川普當選總統就是希拉蕊

  • What do you Canadians think?

    妳們加拿大人的看法是怎樣?

  • What up everyone?

    大家來哈啦

  • It's your girl, Superwoman.

    我是神力女超人

  • Don't be mad at me, don't be mad.

    別生我的氣,別生氣

  • This is a very lighthearted, friendly video

    這是一部輕鬆,友善的影片

  • because tomorrow, July 1st, is Canada Day

    因為明天,七月一日,是加拿大國慶日

  • and I'm not in Canada and I moved and I miss Canada

    我人雖不在加拿大但是我想念它

  • and I wanted to wish all my fellow Canadians

    我要祝全體加拿大同胞

  • Happy Canada Day.

    國慶日快樂

  • Americans, I don't hate you.

    美國佬,我並不討厭你們

  • This is just a joke.

    我只是在搞笑

  • Ever since I moved to L.A. all my American friends

    自從我搬到洛杉磯以來,我的美國朋友

  • tease me all the time.

    就不斷地開我玩笑

  • I get made fun of all the time for being Canadian

    因為我是加拿大人,所以他們不斷的捉弄我

  • so this is just lighthearted rebuttal,

    所以我這部影片可算是個輕鬆方式的報復

  • a little bit of my way of saying

    用我自己的方式調侃一下

  • O Canada, you know what I'm saying?

    歐,加拿大,妳知道我在說麼嗎?

  • If you like this video give it a big thumbs up,

    如果妳喜歡這部影片請幫我大大按個讚

  • share it with all your fellow Canadians

    分享給你所有的加拿大朋友

  • and comment below letting me know

    並在下面留言讓我知道

  • have people ever said these things to you

    如果你是加拿大人,是否有人曾經對你說過類似的話

  • if you're Canadian,

    如果你是加拿大人,是否有人曾經對你說過類似的話

  • or if you're not Canadian have you ever said these things?

    或如果你不是加拿大人,你自己有沒有說過類似的話?

  • Be honest.

    要誠實講

  • You can check out my last video right over there.

    你可以在這裡找到我上一部影片

  • You can check out my second vlog channel right over there.

    你可以在那裏找到我的影音部落格

  • And yeah, subscribe because-

    還有快訂閱,因為

  • subscribe because I just hit puberty,

    我正進入青春期

  • so congratulations

    有訂閱的人就恭喜了

  • and I make new videos every Monday and Thursday

    我每周一、四會製作新影片

  • and I'd love for you to be here.

    我希望你來收看

  • One love, Superwoman.

    神力女超人送你一個愛心

  • That is a wrap and zoom.

    這集在此就告一段落

  • I also drank so much water out of that mug

    我在影片裡也喝了太多水

  • I've gotta piss an ocean.

    我現在有一缸子尿要釋放

Yo!

喲!

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