I know it's more practical to stay with my current boyfriend Mr. Wrong

我知道要和現任黑馬王子在一起比較實際

but I just met this new guy that I really like.

但是這個新來的我比較『嘎意』

What's his name?

他叫甚麼？

Mr. Right.

白馬王子

Definitely Mr. Right.

好一個白馬王子啊！

I just don't know.

唉喲！我不知道啦！

Every Rom-Com Ever.

羅曼屎（Rom-Com : Romantic Comedy）

You know what Daniel? That's it.

Daniel，你聽好！我們到此為止

You are the most vile, disgusting, rude, horrible man that I've ever met.

你真是一個我見過最骯髒龌龊卑鄙無恥的男人了

Yeah, you want to know what you are?

好啊！！那妳想知道妳是個怎樣的人嗎？

You're an uptight, goody two shoes BREW!

妳這個肖查某，假掰的醉婦

Oh Daniel it was you, it was always you!

喔！Daniel，是你，我總是敗在你手裡

I'll have what she's having.

我要點和她一樣的

Coming right up!

馬上來

When Harry met Sally!

當Harry遇見Sally

If anybody has an objection to this holy matrimony,

如果在場沒有人對這對新婚夫婦有異議

speak now or forever hold your peace.

那我們就一起見證他們的永恆

I do.

我願意

Excuse me, excuse me, sorry, sorry, excuse me.

抱歉，不好意思，對不起

Christina, I love you.

Christina 我愛妳

I love you too.

我也愛你

Well, what can you do?

我還能怎樣？

I'm kind of an as*****.

我就是個混帳呀

Have been this whole time.

一直以來都是

You saw this coming.

而且你都知道這會發生了吧

It's just like real life except everyone's pretty.

真實人生，除了到處都是帥哥美女很不真實

Who is that?

新來的嗎？

That's Regina, the new IT girl.

她叫Regina，IT部門的

She's so clutsy and adorable.

又笨又可愛耶！

So unique.

很特別

She has vertigo.

她茫了吧！

Hot.

我很哈她

You'll never guess what happens next.

你永遠不知道下一步是蝦米

Do they fall in love?

他們墜入愛河了嗎？

Oh... crap.

喔，這不是廢話嗎？

Oh um... if anyone has any objection to this woman boarding the flight, speak now

有人對這位即將登機的女士有疑義的，請現在提出

or forever hold your peace.

沒有的話，我們將繼續作業

Christina wait!

Christina等我！

Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me.

抱歉，不好意思，對不起

Christina, don't get on that plane. I love you.

Chritina，不要上飛機，我愛妳

I love you too.

我也是

How did he get past security?

他怎麼過安檢進來的呀？

I literally heard a TSA guy say go get her.

我好像聽到運輸安全管理的人叫他進來，把他的女人追回來的樣子(TSA : Transportation Security Administration)

You flew to Rome just to kiss me?

你飛來羅馬只為了和我一吻？

I did.

我願意

It's really weird.

很奇怪好嗎？

I can't believe Rebecca broke up with me.

我真不敢相信Rebecca竟然和我分手了

What am I gonna do?

我該怎麼辦？

Hey, don't worry man.

別擔心，兄弟

We'll help you get back on your feet.

我們會幫你的

You know, your group of stereotypical straight guy friends.

你知道你有一群直男陪伴你

Like me. Your sleazy lawyer friend who slept with 15 girls in the past week.

像我，你草包律師友人上周睡過15個女的

It's time to live it up man.

該是衝一發的時候了

And me, Tyrone, your black friend.

我呢，Tyrone，你的黑人朋友

See, I'm here to make sure this movie has some diversity.

我的功能是要讓這部片的種族增添多樣性

But I don't have much of a back story or a personality.

但是，腳色的個性和作用都不大

And me, Brad. Your best friend since second grade.

而我呢，Brad，你二年級就認識的摯友

Who inevitably give you the advice that motivates you to get the girl in the end.

不遺餘力地給你點建議，讓你把你的女友追回來

Do I know you?

我認識你們嗎？

No, no, no. But our old sad friend died so we're looking for a new sad friend

不是這樣的，我們前任藍瘦香菇友人走了，所以我們在找新的

and here you are so...

你剛好在這裡，所以就...

Yeah, no thank you.

不用了，謝啦！

Sorry.

抱歉

Moonstruck!

《發暈》（1987年首映的美國浪漫喜劇電影）

Our memories at Christina is gonna live on forever!

Christina將永存我們心中

Christina wait!

等等我，Christina

Don't get in that ground.

我不要看到妳埋進土裡

I love you.

我好愛妳

Woah! Christina! Christina no!

哇嗚！Christina。不，Christina

Yo that's actually a felony we should call 911.

這可是重罪，趕快打911

Every Rom-Com Ever

羅曼屎

Thanks so much for watching guys.

謝謝各位收看

To watch Every Guys Night Out click that box on the left.

想看「每晚男孩溜搭去」，點選左邊的格子

And to watch Every Elementary School Ever click that box on the right!

想看「百萬小學堂」，點選右邊的格子

You know I'm just a silly lawyer. You're just a girl working at a coffe shop.

其實我是個律師界的B咖；而妳只是個在咖啡店工作的小妹

Want to go out some time?

要和我一起出去嗎？

I'm sure there would be a huge conflict but... inevitably we'll resolve it.

我知道我們鬥嘴是難免的，反正總會有解決辦法的