You know, I just couldn't stop thinking about it.

你知道我滿腦子都在想食物。

Yeah?

是嗎？

So, yeah.

沒錯。

So, you know, I went to the fridge and I opened up the meat drawer.

所以我去冰箱打開肉櫃。

You know what the meat drawer is, right?

你知道肉櫃是什麼吧？

Yeah, what was in there?

知道，裡面有什麼啊？

Well, I'll tell you what was in there.

好，我就來告訴你裡面有什麼。

You know that bacon that's, like, maple?

你知道那個培根嗎？有楓糖的那個。

It's got maple flavor.

楓糖口味的培根。

The maple kind, yeah!

哦哦，楓糖口味的，我知道！

Yeah so, I took that out and I thought, "I know who would like that!"

嗯哼，我把它從冰箱拿出來後心想：「我知道誰會愛吃這個！」

Me!

我！

So I ate it.

所以我就把它吃了！

[heavy depressed groan]

「低沈呻吟」

No!

不！

You're kidding me...

你在騙我吧...

Nope.

沒有哦。

Not kidding.

不是騙你的。

You know, I also noticed there was some beef in there.

你知道我還發現冰箱裡有些牛肉。

Yeah, you know, steak, you know, juicy.

就是牛排，超級多汁的那種。

Well, I ate that too!

我也把那個吃掉了！

[Another heavy groan]

「另一聲低沉聲吟」

But I went back to the fridge just a few minutes ago.

但是我幾分鐘前又去冰箱那一趟。

And I put something together really special.

然後我做了道特別料理。

You're going to love this one.

你一定會超愛的。

I took some chicken; I put some cheese on it and I covered it with...

我拿了一些雞肉，在上面放點起司，還鋪了一層...

Covered it with what?

鋪了一層什麼？

Covered it with cat treats.

鋪了一層貓零食。

Yeah?

是嗎？

Then guess what?

然後你猜怎麼了？

What?

怎麼了？

I gave it to the cat.

我拿去餵貓了。

[High pitched groan and crying]

「尖叫與哭嚎」