I'M HAVING A ROUGH MONDAY.

我經歷了一個糟糕的星期一

YOU EVER HAVE ONE OF THOSE DAYS,

你是否曾有過類似的日子，

EVERYTHING GOES WRONG?

所有事情都很不順利呢？

OKAY.

沒錯

THAT'S TODAY FOR ME.

這就是我今天所經歷的

PLEASE LISTEN AS I BRING YOU DOWN.

請聽我如何帶你體會這種感受

FIRST I WOKE UP,

起初我醒來，

AND THEN I WENT TO THE KITCHEN TO MAKE COFFEE.

並走到了廚房泡杯咖啡

AND I DO IT EVERY MORNING,

這是我每天例行做的事

AND THE COFFEE MACHINE WAS BROKEN.

但咖啡機卻故障了

AND SO I THOUGHT, FINE, I'LL HAVE VODKA.

於是我想，好吧，那我就來杯伏特加

AND SO...

所以......

WELL, IT'S THE OLD SAYING, IF LIFE HANDS YOU LEMONS,

俗話說：「如果生命給你酸苦的檸檬時，

MAKE LIMONCELLO.

那就把它做成檸檬酒吧！」

AND SO I WALKED INTO MY LIVING ROOM

之後我來到客廳

AND I SAW ONE OF MY CATS CHARLIE

並看見我養的其中一隻貓 Charlie

HAD THROWN UP ON THE RUG.

吐在了地毯上

AND LET'S JUST SAY,

我只能這麼說，

WE DON'T GOT NO RUGS FROM IKEA IN MY HOUSE.

還好家裡的地毯不是來自ikea

SO...

因此......

I'M ON THE FLOOR CLEANING UP THE--

我站在地板上清理那些──

YOU KNOW, AND LOOK, I'M A COVER GIRL,

你知道的，而且你看，我是個封面女郎，

FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE.

就當看在上帝的份上

THERE I AM ON THE FLOOR

我在地板上

CLEANING UP HAIRBALLS.

清理著毛團

AND ONCE I FINISHED THAT,

在我完成後

I NOTICED THAT THERE WAS SAP ALL OVER THE FLOOR

我發現地板上充滿著樹液，

FROM ONE OF OUR TREES,

這些樹液來自家裡的某棵樹，

AND THAT'S A PROBLEM WHEN YOU LIVE IN A BIODOME,

當你住在「生態館」時，這也是個問題

AS I DO.

就像我這樣

AND SO I CLEANED THAT UP,

在清洗乾淨後

AND THEN I WENT BACK INTO THE KITCHEN.

我回到了廚房

I DECIDED, LET ME GIVE THE COFFEE MACHINE ANOTHER TRY.

並決定，嘗試以別種方法使用咖啡機

AND IT WORKED.

而它成功運行了

APPARENTLY YOU HAVE TO TURN IT ON.

明顯地你需要打開它的開關

AND SO--

所以──

SO THE COFFEE CAME OUT OF THE MACHINE,

咖啡順利地從咖啡機中流出

AND I GET MY COFFEE,

我也得到了杯咖啡

AND I START TO GET READY FOR WORK.

我開始準備去工作了

I TURN, BUT I KIND OF STEP BACKWARDS

我轉過身，稍微向後退了些

AND DIDN'T SEE MY SAME CAT CHARLIE BEHIND ME,

但沒看見同樣的那隻貓Charlie就在我背後

SO I KIND OF TRIPPED OVER CHARLIE.

因此我稍微被Charlie絆到

KIND OF--I DIDN'T FALL,

稍微──我並沒有跌倒，

BUT THE COFFEE WENT EVERYWHERE.

但咖啡卻灑的到處都是

SO I HAD TO STOP CHARLIE FROM LICKING UP THE COFFEE

所以我需要阻止Charlie舔食那些咖啡

WHILE I LICKED THE COFFEE UP,

不過我自己去舔了些咖啡，

BECAUSE AT THIS POINT, IT WAS PRECIOUS TO ME.

畢竟在當下，這些對我來說相當珍貴

AND FINALLY I LEFT THE HOUSE.

最後我離開家

I'M DRIVING TO WORK,

開車去工作

AND I WAS JUST SURPRISED.

我只是有些驚訝

PEOPLE ON THE ROAD ARE JUST NICE,

路上的人們如此和善

YOU KNOW, FOR A CHANGE.

你知道的，算是換了個環境

EVERYBODY IS, LIKE, LETTING ME IN

每個人像在招呼我靠近，

AND HONKING AND PULLING ALONGSIDE.

並按喇叭、示意我到旁邊

AND I'M LIKE, THAT'S SO SWEET,

我當時就想，這種感覺十分甜蜜

AND THEN I REALIZED I HAD FORGOTTEN TO GET DRESSED.

隨後我才發現自己忘記穿好衣服

AND...

而且......

THAT PART'S NOT TRUE.

這部分其實不是真的

THAT'S NOT--I--

它不是─我─

I FELT LIKE THE STORY WAS STARTING

我覺得這個故事已經開始

TO LULL A LITTLE BIT, AND I WANTED TO EMBELLISH.

變得有些平緩無聊，所以我想稍加潤飾

THE POINT IS, I KNOW THERE ARE GOING

重點是，總會有一些

TO BE DAYS WHEN THINGS DON'T GO AS PLANNED,

不按計畫而行的日子

AND THAT'S WHY I ALWAYS REMEMBER THIS QUOTE:

這也是為何我總記得這句名言：

"SURRENDER TO WHAT IS, LET GO OF WHAT WAS,

「接受現實，放下過去，

HAVE FAITH IN WHAT WILL BE."

對未來要有信心！」

AND THAT IS EITHER FROM THE BIBLE OR INSTAGRAM,

這句話不是出自聖經就是Instagram，

BUT EITHER WAY...

但總之......

EITHER WAY, IT APPLIES.

總之，它的確適用於我們的生活

SO IF YOU'RE HAVING A BAD DAY,

所以如果你有個糟糕的一天，

LET GO OF IT AND HELP ME SHAKE MINE OFF WITH THIS DANCE.

就放下它，我們一起跳支舞蹈來把它甩開