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  • Good evening. What is your name? My name is Viktor

  • What are you wearing? Are you wearing something? I'm wearing a leotard it's actually clothes so don't be tricked especially the last rows

  • Where are you from Victor? I was born in Ukraine and now I'm proud American for 20 years. Oh wow congratulations

  • And what do you do? I'm a juggler. A juggler?

  • How did you get into this? When I was 5 years old, my brother

  • snuck me from the Kindergarten and bring me to the juggling show that was in my little town and since then I

  • Was fascinated with juggling and decide to juggle.

  • Viktor, how old are you? Simon, I'm 45. You look great. Thank you. All right. Go ahead show us what you do

  • Who are you? My name is Ryan Beard. Ryan Beard, and how old are you Ryan? I am 18 years old. Nice to meet you Ryan.

  • It's nice to meet you too Simon. And where are you from? I'm from Kansas City. Okay, so tell me about you

  • I love singing and I think that this is the place for me

  • And you live with your Mum and Dad? I do live with my Mom and Dad yes. Okay. And where did you go to school?

  • I went to school inside of my living room. Oh so you're home schooled.

  • Yeah. Good job mom. Did you like that? Oh, how could I not love having my parents there 24/7?

  • What is the prom like? What's the prom like?

  • You know you dim the lights, my younger brother comes in

  • and

  • slow-dance the night away

  • I like that.

  • So it wasn't your choice, Ryan, to be homeschooled? It was not my choice. No. They sort of made you? Oh yeah

  • What about girls, did it help you with girls? Did being homeschooled help me with girls?

  • Not exactly, no, not exactly.

  • So do you have a girlfriend now? No, I do not have a girlfriend

  • and also I've never had one, so...

  • What's the song you're going to sing? I'll be doing a song called

  • ladies man.

  • You wrote it?

  • Yeah.

  • alrighty

  • See some ladies are already excited about it

  • I told you the ladies were gonna love him.

  • I'm the type of guy that the ladies just can't refuse. I'm the guy who understands everything about social cues

  • Hi I like your face

  • Bet you're wondering how I got this

  • A social butterfly the ladies never leave alone. Well the answer is pretty clear it's 'cuz

  • I was schooled at home

  • Who needs friends or relationships? I can get those things from my cat, Cinnamon

  • I could stay in bed until 3pm

  • And be completely naked for my final exams

  • the only time I thought

  • something might be wrong is when my date to the prom was my

  • mom

  • don't go to prom with your mom

  • Evening! Good evening! Welcome to America's got talent! Thank you thank you. Oh, you're welcome. And who are you? I'm David. And I'm Leeman and

  • Other nights we switch. I'm probably should I

  • Go perfect

  • [did] you see that did you see what I saw?

  • See your magicians. We are magicians. Yes, ha thank you how I forget

  • Okay, wow now is that what you guys do for a living? I'm a high school philosophy teacher

  • from the Dead

  • And you what do you do? They're probably gonna cheer even louder I'm a barista

  • So you're gonna do magic for us we're not going to show you a trick?

  • We're gonna show you a demonstration of pseudoscience [and] for this we need a volunteer actually Howie

  • Howie could you join us on stage these are encouragement really? Yes?

  • Volunteer

  • I

  • Have a seat [I]

  • Know you've heard of Phrenology [foreknowledge] virology filling the bumps of the school to figure out personality traits

  • We're not gonna do [that] dave and [I] came up with pressure for an [aWl] that's right

  • That's by squeezing parts of the skull we can actually get you to lose the ability to do certain things

  • No, it's completely soaked completely stay really safe. We're pseudoscientist. We are pseudoscientist tonight. You have to touch but that's okay. I came prepared, [okay]

  • Do you mind if I pressure for an all your head yeah?

  • If I squeeze here you lose the ability to play the piano. Can you play the piano? No they don't tell him it amazing?

  • If I squeeze here you lose the ability to a standing back flip can you do a standing [backflip], [not] a miracle?

  • And if I squeeze here you can no longer read, that's right

  • We brought these cards with words written on and these words all pertain to you, howie okay?

  • I will once again pressure for an all you [you're] what I'm gonna press. I'm gonna squeeze your head

  • Taking away his ability to read and now no longer read. [hey] judges. Yes, or no can you read this work? Yeah?

  • Yes, Howie yes or no can you read this?

  • Yes, okay. Go ahead and sound it out

  • What's not it? What can I can I?

  • Ah that's okay, [but] judges you can read this right?

  • Weird right now to make sure where I'll do anything trick. We have a game. We get a word. Yeah. Hey

  • it's a

  • Tell me it

  • Was your show touches yellow can you read this?

  • Yes, it's word. You know yeah, the word you know okay. How are yes or no, can you read this?

  • Born boobs [it] what is it?

  • [Coral] comes [keep] [on] [low] or

  • [executive] [even] they can read [it] [this] [event], but you're a pool can be thick why is that a word you know?

  • One more yes, yes how I just what just last one was this one

  • blow ah blow

  • What it says?

  • He is no longer pressure [phonology]. So you should be able to read judges. Yes, or no key right this week

  • What is that saying comedian perfect yes or no judges? Can you read this yes? Yes?

  • Germaphobe perfect, okay, and yes, or no judges

  • Can you read this yes, and my name [Hallie] [hyman] don't please get out and out a huge round of applause

  • oh

  • Yeah

  • That's the way to enter a stage

  • What's your name? I go by told the Chief Rocca and this is my brother called [ecole] my height man. How y'all doing, all right?

  • What is it you do what I do is I shut the house down

  • Yeah, like this guy [cone] the chief [raka]. What is the dream here my man my dream is to be a

  • one-Hit [wonder]

  • oh

  • I

  • Have met guys in my radio career. Have one hit and they can live off [that] hit for the rest of their life, right?

  • Right right now. [do] you have an original song [that] could be a one-hit wonder?

  • Yes, you do look at you. Yeah, we do long is

  • [B double OT.Y You are

  • [Booty] I know

  • I feel that booty, but man, what a [g]

  • Yeah

  • You know yeah, you're igniting this crowd. You know you remind me of the gangnam style guy for [Barry]

  • I'm trying to be right. I want to see a one-hit wonder. We're gonna hear about booby buddy. What tell the boys are not ready?

  • Wow

  • Hope you are there, but this show is why [that'd] be the bilotti walking line

  • There B double O T Y

  • Go yo good guy. Oh, wow look at that [B] double O T Y

  • Y gonna say a rubbish car buyer for the same of the Kolobok who's back

  • all [y'all] [running] like a condo wall I can say my

  • feasible opy

  • But their show is fine. There be double ot one get that off my back. [let] [me] double ot. [why]

  • [dad] of my one God and eternal owe me double

  • Oh, that'd be the below me never let me [we] [summon] [up] [feasible] oh peter

  • [how] you doing nice outfit? Thank you. It's just something. I threw together this morning. Hey

  • What is your name Christopher? Hi Christopher? Where are you from Las Vegas from Las Vegas?

  • And how old are you Christopher? I'm 54 no way

  • I'm not even gonna ask what you're gonna. Do let's just watch. Thank you

  • What's happening be patient?

  • Hi, Welcome to America's [got] talent. What's your name? My name's [pifs] the Magic dragon

  • You might have heard him out with a brother

  • steve yeah

  • What are you gonna? Do for us today pif? I'm a [magic] [a] dragon mel. It's just a magic

  • Hmm little, bit Magic and why America's got talent it was either this or game of thrones and

  • [I'll] be honest. No. I don't wanna die yet

  • Go on pif ready can I heidi Heidi Heidi Heidi? I want my wife's actually called Heidi. Yeah, yeah, and how's that going?

  • That's pretty good, but we're [gonna] just met

  • I'm only kidding you've got chance all right. Let's give her a round of applause choice on Stage. Don't get up here Heidi

  • [come] on. Come on. How do you have [to] conversation?

  • They're real what's gonna happen

  • You're Gonna meet a real life

  • There's only one of me. [I'm] the last of the species come on away. Oh yeah, come on

  • Heidi Germany playing cards

  • Do you do you have any playing cards? [oh]? Yeah?

  • You do on you know I?

  • Let me try and find [he] will select no don't hurry heidi. All right each everything else [no]

  • Over here. I got a prediction. It's a prediction. It's not pronounced for later ready

  • You're gonna touch it back at any one of these cards any one of these cars are going to touch the back of you touching

  • There we go that we understand lovely honey. Let's see you. Did this one. You like this one very good all right Java pen

  • It just got real is this for you. That's it. I'm [cap]

  • I'm captain lovely and you can write your name nice needing a little white space on the top just in the white space [where] everyone

  • [see] it. It's it highly perfect addley and blow it dry. Oh a little hard on this very nice of you, Eba perfect

  • All right, highly before this I made a prediction you choose our king of hearts Liz gentlemen my prediction the 7 of spades

  • So basically Heidi was wrong

  • But don't worry Heidi. I could really do magic and we look a bit like this

  • I'll be around. Where are you?

  • Lonely hard, I know waiting for your call if you ever change your mind

  • I'll be gentle Sweden

  • [less] [ridiculous] [place]

  • How do you say your name stroke ah [yes]? This is for you? [I] did think yeah. Yeah, it's just $12

  • It's genuinely $12

  • There's a reticles, honey returns back to a joke get out of here

  • So look up [you] [brothers]. Oh

  • I'm ready. I'm ready for you [guys]. [what] is the name of your group? I'm little Mike. I'm funny bone and together

  • We are my bone by Bone

  • You guys are brothers. Yes, sir. What are your real [names], they call me Jesus, Jesus

  • It's what happens when Indians name children right [your] native american. Yeah, your jesus both of us. What do you mean?

  • This is your real name, jesus. Yeah

  • I was born on your real name is Jesus - you know the sad thing [is] there's one between us, and his name is Jesus

  • um

  • How tall [are] you guys just so be 52 inches hard to get girls with that size or no problem?

  • Just give me a chair. I'll be all right