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  • >> RUDY MANCUSO: Technology.

  • Beauty.

  • Curiosity.

  • Black people.

  • White people.

  • Indian people.

  • The other Indian people.

  • The world is ready for something new.

  • I'm Steve Trabajo, founder and CEO of Pineapple.

  • Pineapple is like Apple, but a little bit (bleep).

  • I remember my uncle once told me

  • "Mijo, great things happen all at once."

  • And then he died...

  • from alcoholism.

  • Here at Pineapple, were committed to making sure our customers get the best techno-

  • tech-

  • technolog-

  • technological

  • experience in the world.

  • When you walk into an Apple store it's complicated.

  • There’s like all these lines, all these people, it’s confusing.

  • Not with Pineapple.

  • You walk into a Pineapple store, it’s easy.

  • It's just one guy there.

  • He’s kind of sketchy, but he helps you with whatever you need.

  • >> ANWAR JIBAWI: Come in! Come in!

  • Shut the door! Shut the door! Shut the door!

  • [banging sound]

  • Good to go my boy!

  • Want some weed?

  • >> RUDY MANCUSO: At Pineapple, were all about making people happy.

  • That’s why I've created the new Pineapple iPhone 7.

  • It’s just like the iPhone 7 except it’s a lot (bleep).

  • I promise you this phone is amazing.

  • Here’s why:

  • Scratch-Screen

  • With an Apple iPhone 7, you could drop it

  • and scratch it and that’s a real problem, but the Pineapple iPhone 7 it’s already cracked.

  • So there’s no disappointment.

  • You could drop it and it’s already (bleep), so you don’t have to worry about it.

  • Anti-Ugly Camera

  • Here at Pineapple, were tired of seeing ugly people on the Internet.

  • So thats why we invented this new feature where your pictures actually make you better looking.

  • Check this out.

  • See that?

  • It makes me way better looking.

  • Sidechick Messaging

  • Are you ever hanging out with your girlfriend or your boyfriend

  • and your side chick or your side dick texts you and youre like oh (bleep)

  • and you get in trouble?

  • Your worries are over.

  • Were proud to introduce our new messaging feature where anytime your sidechick or sidedick

  • texts you it looks like youre getting a text message from your mom.

  • It’s very beautiful and we're really excited about it.

  • Pineapple Music

  • Selena Gomez.

  • Ariana Grande.

  • Drake.

  • Rihanna.

  • Justin Bieber.

  • These are just a few of the artists that

  • that we do not feature.

  • Uh, but, because we couldn’t close any deals, but it doesn’t matter.

  • Plus, there's more.

  • For a limited time, if you purchase the new Pineapple iPhone 7

  • you also get the Pineapple watch.

  • Which is really dope.

  • It’s like the Apple watch, but it’s a little (bleep).

  • And if youre not convinced, see what these people had to say when they experienced the phone for the first time.

  • Uhit’s broken.

  • What the (bleep) is this?

  • It's horrible.

  • >> MAIA MITCHELL: Is this part of it?

  • >> JEFF WITTEK: It's broken. It's broken.

  • I mean it's not even working.

  • [chuckles]

  • >> MAIA MITCHELL: ...um

  • >> JEFF WITTEK: Take this. Get the (bleep)...

  • >> RUDY MANCUSO: Look at it for a couple of minutes >> JEFF WITTEK: Get the (bleep) out of here!

  • >> RUDY MANCUSO: Don’t waste your time with the iPhone 7.

  • It’s expensive, it’s like over 1,000 dollars.

  • Not ours, you know how much ours is?

  • Whatever you got in your pocket.

  • I’m Steve Trabajo.

  • CEO and founder of Pineapple.

  • Pineapple.

  • Think a little (bleep).

  • [exit music]

>> RUDY MANCUSO: Technology.

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