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  • Supposedly you said that when your contract is up, which is 2019,

  • is that right?

  • >> I did an interview and in it the guy ask me, do you ever think about retiring?

  • I said, I still have three years left on my contract, until 2020,

  • and who knows at the end of that maybe.

  • I definitely didn't say I was retiring, but

  • then the next thing online everyone is like, Jimmy Kimmel is retiring.

  • Which you go like,

  • that's nice that people care that I might possibly be retiring, but

  • just like that the next article is here's a list of people who can replace him.

  • >> [LAUGH] >> Is that real?

  • >> Yeah. >> Really?

  • >> Yeah. >> They had

  • names of people to replace you?

  • >> Yeah, there were a lot of good names.

  • I think they should actually think about some of these people.

  • >> No.

  • No, but.

  • So you're just saying, he's the one- >> Yeah.

  • >> Who brought it up, you didn't say.

  • >> By 2020, we don't even know if there's gonna a United States of America anymore.

  • >> [LAUGH] >> [LAUGH]

  • >> Let's be honest.

  • >> You've got- >> Who knows what's gonna

  • happened on that time.

  • >> You've got the point.

  • So you host your show every night, you hosted the Emmys, and now you're hosting

  • the Oscars, cuz the last time I talked to you, you were a little anxious about it.

  • >> Yeah. >> How do you feeling?

  • >> You made me feel, you calm me down a little bit, and I thank you.

  • It's intimidating to watch.

  • I went back and watched you host and I was like, all right,

  • it's not gonna be that good.

  • >> [LAUGH] >> But I'll shoot for,

  • like if you were a 10, I'm really hoping for like a 7.2.

  • I'd be very happy with it.

  • I feel like I'm pretty well prepared.

  • You get close to that day and things sometimes change.

  • But had you started writing jokes by this point in the process?

  • >> I had pretty made jokes by now.

  • >> Okay, so there's a mistake I made.

  • >> [LAUGH] >> So

  • I need to start writing jokes like you're saying.

  • >> Yeah.

  • >> But I feel like I'll be okay.

  • Okay, I have a tuxedo and everything.

  • >> Yeah. Well then you're-

  • >> That's really all you need.

  • >> You're ready.

  • >> [LAUGH] >> Yeah.

  • No, you'll be great.

  • You're very, very funny and you're also very quick, so no matter what happens,

  • I think that you're gonna be- >> What?

  • >> [LAUGH] >> See, you guys get it.

  • >> Yeah, they got it, they got it.

  • So Matt Damon was here and

  • Matt Damon said some not nice- >> Ugh!

  • Was he in this chair?

  • >> Right there.

  • Eww.

  • >> Yeah.

  • >> [LAUGH] >> Has it been washed?

  • Has there been disinfectant?

  • >> Yeah, we wipe it down after every person, yes.

  • >> Okay, good, thank you.

  • >> He's nominated, so he'll be there.

  • >> Yeah, he was a producer on a movie.

  • >> [LAUGH] >> The reason Matt Damon got nominated is

  • just to thank him for not being in the movie.

  • >> [LAUGH] >> That's what they did.

  • >> [LAUGH] >> We don't like each other in case

  • you don't know the back story.

  • >> Yeah. So here is what he said,

  • I asked him if you had anything to say, cuz you're gonna be on the show and

  • this is what he said when he was here.

  • Jimmy Kimmel is hosting which is that good or bad for you?

  • >> It's horrible for everybody.

  • >> [LAUGH] >> Yeah.

  • >> [LAUGH] I'm just being honest.

  • >> [LAUGH] >> Probably bad for me too, but bad for

  • America.

  • I have extremely low expectations for his performance for

  • Oscar night and I'm sure he'll live up to them.

  • >> [LAUGH] >> You know how nervous he is.

  • That's so mean.

  • He's actually really anxious about it.

  • >> Well, he should be.

  • There's going to be hundreds of millions of people watching and

  • hoping that he messes up.

  • I'm going to be there a few rows deep hoping that he messes up.

  • >> [LAUGH] >> He's gonna be a lot deeper than a few

  • rows deep.

  • >> [LAUGH] >> That's tough talk from a guy wearing 11

  • bracelets, I think.

  • >> [LAUGH] >> [APPLAUSE]

  • >> If Matt Damon-

  • >> [APPLAUSE]

  • >> He can do whatever he wants.

  • Obviously, it's a free country, but one thing I know Matt Damon will not be

  • throwing at me is an Oscar, because he's not gonna win.

  • >> [LAUGH] >> All right.

  • >> So maybe he can throw tissues at me, I don't know what he'll have in his pocket.

  • >> Yeah, he said when he was here, he was gonna throw things at you.

  • And I thought it would be funny, I didn't encourage him to do it because it's mean,

  • but I thought he should because it would create a fun moment in the show.

  • >> You advised him to throw things at me?

  • >> No, I- >> [LAUGH]

  • >> I just encouraged it.

  • I didn't give him the advice.

  • >> I see what's going on with Justin Bieber now.

  • It's really- >> [LAUGH]

  • >> [LAUGH]

  • >> It's become abundantly clear.

Supposedly you said that when your contract is up, which is 2019,

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吉米-金梅爾談退休傳聞和馬特-達蒙的爭執 (Jimmy Kimmel Talks Retirement Rumors and Matt Damon Feud)

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