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  • What's up guys!

    大家好

  • So for once in my entire life, I'm making a serious video.

    人生中第一次,我要拍一部嚴肅的影片

  • No comedy. No jokes. No nothing!

    不搞笑、不講笑話,什麼都沒有!

  • At least I'll try.

    至少我會試試啦

  • But before that, I have a question for you.

    在那之前,我有個問題想問大家

  • Do you want to get the power to make anyone fall for you?

    你們想不想要有能力,讓任何人都愛上你呢?

  • And when I say anyone I mean boys, girls, miscellaneous, cats, dogs.

    不論是男生、女生、貓、狗⋯⋯各種

  • I'm no one to judge.

    我沒有要評斷你們!

  • Well of course you want that!

    你當然想要啊!

  • You clicked on this video!

    你都點進這部影片了!

  • And the secret to get everything you've ever wanted

    做到這件事的秘訣就是

  • aka how to speak with a French accent.

    學習用法國腔講英文!

  • And ze secret eez...

    而學習法國腔的秘密就是⋯⋯

  • being French!

    身為法國人!

  • I said no bad jokes. Damn it.

    吼,我都說不會講爛梗了,可惡!

  • Anyway, so let's get to the heart of the matter.

    讓我們回到正題

  • And start with the sound that defines the French accent,

    首先,法國腔最主要的聲音就是

  • which is the "r" /r/

    "r"(「ㄏ」的音)

  • Okay so do it with me now.

    跟我一起發發看吧

  • /r/

    /r/

  • But yeah, the /r/ sound doesn't exist at all in English.

    不過沒錯,這個音在英文中完全不存在

  • So you probably need to train.

    所以你可能得練習一下

  • The secret behind the sound is that you need to control it.

    秘訣是你要學習如何控制它

  • For example, we don't say croissant , we say croissant.

    舉例來說,我們不會說 croissant(譯註:很重的 /r/ 音),我們會說 croissant

  • So if you want to sound French, you need your /r/ to sound soft and controlled.

    所以如果你想聽起來像法國人,你的 /r/ 必須輕柔點

  • Number two, in French, we don't have /v/ sound. (/th/)

    第二點,在法文中,我們沒有 /v/ 的音(註:他想說的是 /th/)

  • I mean /v/! vat, vis. (that, this)

    我是說 /v/!像 vat、vis(譯註:that、this)

  • Anyway!

    算了!

  • So if you want to sound French, if you want to be French,

    如果你想聽起來像法國人、如果你想成為法國人

  • if you want to make love to people just by talking to them,

    如果你想光用講話就激起別人的「性」趣

  • (that escalated quickly)

    (好像進展太快了)

  • you just need to remove that /v/, vis,

    你得去掉 /v/ 的音

  • the /th/ sound by z.

    把 t-h 改成 /z/ 的音

  • In that, a sentence like "This evening, me and my brother went to the park. This was wonderful."

    "This evening, me and my brother went to the park. This was wonderful." 這個句子

  • would become

    發音會變成

  • "Zis evening, me and my brother went to ze park, zees was wonderful."

    "Zis evening, me and my brother went to ze park, zees was wonderful."

  • Number three, if you want to sound like a real French, speaking English like a Spanish cow,

    第三點,如果你想聽起來像個真正的法國人,像西班牙牛那樣說英文(譯註:此為法文慣用語)

  • (French idioms are the best!)

    (法文慣用語好好用!)

  • You need to drop the "h".

    你必須省略 "h" 的音

  • What the f**k am I doing with this video...

    我這部影片到底在幹麻⋯⋯

  • So what I was saying is that you need to stop pronouncing the "h".

    我的意思是,你不可以發出 "h" 的音

  • In French and while doing a French accent, the "h" is silent.

    在法文中,"h" 是無聲的

  • In fact, you wouldn't say "We are going to the hostel."

    你不會說 "We are going to the hostel."(我們要去青年旅社)

  • but "We are going to ze ostel."

    你會說 "We are going to ze ostel."

  • And finally, what defines our accent, is that it's fancy and sexy.

    最後,我們的腔調是華麗和性感的

  • We try to kiss and make love with words.

    我們試圖和文字親吻並做愛

  • And I guess you wonder how to do that.

    你一定在想是怎麼辦到的吧

  • Well, you only need to make your vowel sound small by barely moving your mouth.

    只要把母音唸得非常小,幾乎不要動嘴巴就可以了

  • Make everything you say very soft.

    所有的字都要很輕柔的發音

  • Melodic, becomes a lover he, she, it (?) always wanted you to be.

    像旋律一般,變成你的愛人想要你成為的樣子

  • And here it is!

    就完成了!

  • You just need to learn how to act like a French,

    只要學習法國人的行為

  • and you'll be able to go eat snails in France with your baguette.

    就能在法國拿著你的法國麵包吃蝸牛了!

  • And no one will ever be able to know that you're not one of us.

    沒有人會發現你跟我們不一樣

  • And if they ask you if you speak French, you already know what to say!

    如果他們問你會不會說法文,你就說

  • Putain!

    Putain!(譯註:此為法文中非常常用的髒話)

  • And this is the end of how to speak English with a French accent.

    這部影片就到此為止

  • I hope you'll like the video.

    希望你們都喜歡

  • If you did, don't forget to put a thumbs up, share the video, subscribe if you have not.

    喜歡的話請記得按個讚、分享影片,並訂閱我的頻道

  • I will see you in my next video, and in the meantime, don't forget to smile, and bye bye!

    在下部影片見囉!同時,別忘記微笑~掰掰!

What's up guys!

大家好

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