- [Woman] We're not open yet.

- [女性] 我們還沒開始營業

- Um, I'm actually here for an interview, a job interview.

- 嗯，我是來這裡面試的，工作面試

- It's a good thing you specified otherwise I

- 你先說明來意是好的要不然

would've thought you were from Vogue.

我會以為你是從Vogue雜誌來的

- Nope - No, clearly not.

- 不 - 不，當然不是

- I'm supposed to interview with someone named Alice Brown.

- 我應該和一位叫做愛莉斯布朗的人面試

- I'm Alice Brown. - Great! So uh...

- 我是艾麗斯布朗-很好！所以...

- We actually went to school together.

- 我們上過同一所學校

- Did we? - For like 13 years.

- 是嗎？-有13年那麼久

- Oh! So, I'm off to a rousing start,

- 喔！所以你是想說

is what you're trying to say.

這是個激勵人心的開始

- It certainly is memorable.

- 這的確是難忘的

- Unlike you.

- 不像你

Apparently.

很明顯的

Uh, that was too soon.

呃，這話說得太早

- Hang tight, I'm gonna go grab a pen real quick.

- 等一下，我馬上去拿一支筆

- Ok, I'll be, I'll be here.

- 好，我會在這裡

(lighthearted music)

（輕鬆愉快的音樂）

- Do you have your resume?

- 你有帶履歷嗎？

- Yeah, there you go.

- 有的，在這裡

- I thought you went away to college.

- 我以為你去唸大學了

- Uh, I did.

- 我有

- So, it's a little early to be looking for a summer job.

- 那現在找暑期工作不會太早嗎

- I'm not looking for a summer job.

- 我不是在找暑期工作

- Then...

- 那...

- I'm here for the rest of the semester, at least.

- 至少接下來的學期我都會在這裡

- So you'll be going back to school in the new year then.

- 所以你會在新的學年才會回到學校

- I don't know.

- 我不知道

- How do you not know?

- 你怎麼會不知道

- Is this relevant to the job interview.

- 這和工作面試有關係嗎

- Yes.

- 是的

- I'm sorry, did you think that because you were

- 不好意思，你會認為那樣是因為你在

super popular in high school and I wasn't that

高中的時候超受歡迎而我不是

I would hijack your job interview to get the

所以我會在你的工作面試中企圖揩油

inside scoop on the great Hal Wilkes, really?

來挖偉大的Hal Wilkes的獨家新聞，是嗎？

- Hm, when you say it out loud, it sounds a little, um...

- 當你大聲的這麼說，聽起來，呃...

- Narcissistic? - Psychotic, actually.

- 自戀？-比較像是有精神病

- I wasn't going to go that far.

- 我原本不打算做得這麼過分

At least not to your face.

至少不在你面前

- All right, I'm...I'm sorry.

- 沒關係，我...對不起

- I know.

- 我知道

- Some things just, uh, don't work out like they should.

- 有些事情，呃，不如你預期

- Yeah.

- 是的

- Look, I really need this job, all right?

- 聽著，我是真的需要這份工作好嗎？

And I don't know for how long exactly.

而且我不知道能夠做多久

- Okay, okay.

- 好，好

The job is yours.

這個工作是你的了

- Really?

- 真的？

- Can you start tomorrow, like 2:30 to 5:30?

- 你可以明天開始上班嗎，從2:30到5:30？

- Yeah, yeah, absolutely, um, thank you.

- 可以，可以，當然可以，謝謝你

- No problem.

- 沒問題

- It was nice to meet you, uh...

- 很高興見到你，呃

I mean, again.

我的意思是再度見到你

- Nice meeting you too, again.

- 也很高興再度見到你

- Yeah.

- 是啊

- And that, Alice, was the worst decision you've ever made.

- 剛才，艾麗斯，是你有史以來做過最糟糕的決定