and today we're going to play some game

今天我們要來玩些挑戰啦

game game game

遊戲遊戲挑戰挑戰!

it feels like we haven't come back to the camera for so long

感覺我們好久沒回到鏡頭前了

yea, we were recording our trips

之前都在記錄我們的旅行

so right now we're just in front of the camera

今天終於回歸啦

once again

再度回歸

ready to...

準備好...

do some stupid things

要來做些蠢事啦

do some...

做些

rock and roll!

很搖滾的事!

anyways we're going to play..

總而言之今天要玩的就是5秒大挑戰

it's so not original

超級不原創的遊戲

because long time ago, someone already recommended us

因為好久之前其實就有人推薦我們

to do 7 secnonds challenge

玩7秒大挑戰

but anyways, we haven't make it, so it's something new for us

不過既然我們都沒玩過，為何不來玩一下哈哈

we will be counting points

我們會採計分制

and the person who has less points

拿到比較少分的那個人

means that person fuck up

就是表現爛的那個人

who lose

輸的人

will put one of these masks onto the face

的處罰就是要抹這個面膜啦

never open it, don't know how it looks like

沒開過也沒用過，不知長怎樣

but should be fun

但應該很好玩

but it's kind of...not up to date already

這是不是過期了阿？

because we just bought it....

我們前陣子就買了

ah til 2019

阿，到2019年勒

anyways, we bought it like...half year ago

總之，這是我們半年前買的面膜哈哈

so I will start with simple thing

我先從簡單的開始

I'm gonna count to 5

我數到五

and please bring me something red and put it on your head

請把一個紅色的東西放到你頭上

1 2

1 2

3 4

3 4

that's white and red

這是白加紅

it counts

這也算好嗎

there's nothing red

又沒有純紅的東西

ok

好

you pass it

擬通過了

point 1

得到一分!

you have 5 seconds to give me a dirty dance

請在5秒內跳一段低級的舞

1 2

1 2

that is too much

這太超過了啦

you made it

你做到了呀

good

好棒

my turn

換我了

you have 5 seconds to...

你有5秒鐘

pretend

來假裝

you are...

你是

mosquito

蚊子

this is not mosquito, so stupid

這才不是蚊子哩 好蠢

this is a mosquito

這是蚊子好嗎

that was a retarded fly, not mosquito

這是很蠢的蒼蠅好嗎

ok ok

好啦好啦

I got point 1

我沒得分行吧

no no, this is good

沒關係，還是給你分

you have 2 points

你有2分了

I have 1, ok

我1分

now your turn to say something to do

換你出題了

2 to 1

2比1

give me a nice message in 5 seconds

請在5秒內幫我按摩

1...2...

1 2

no it's too hard!

太大力了啦

no, ok, one more time

好 再一次

so I got minus

好吧扣分

still 2 to 1

那就一樣是2比1

you have 5 seconds

你有五秒鐘

to do 5 different facial expression

做5個不同臉部表情

1

1

2

2

3

3

4

4

5

5

good

不錯

plus one

加一分

you have 5 seconds to show me something disgusting

你有五秒鐘，秀給我一個很噁的東西

1

1

2

2

3

3

I regret

我後悔了啦

it stinks

超臭的

was it disgusting enough?

夠臭嗎

tak (yes)

夠

so... 3 to 2

所以...3比2

ok...you have 5 seconds

你有五秒鐘

to give me a nice scratch

給我一段舒服的扒癢

you have 10 seconds to give me a nice scratch

給你10秒鐘好了

this doesn't count

不要哩

ahhhh that wasn't nice

阿好痛哦

ahhhh totally minus one

絕對要扣一分

I always ask her to scratch me, every evening

我每天晚上都會要她幫我抓癢

and she hates this

她超討厭的

whenever I'm asking right now

所以現在每次我要她抓時

she is scratching me like this

她都抓超大力

like she is gonna cut off my skin

好像要把我皮膚都刮下來一樣

and it hurts me

超痛的

I know

我知道呀

minus one!

扣分!

oh no

蛤 不要

you have 5 seconds to give me...

你有5秒鐘給我...

a very extreme body gesture

一個非常極端的身體姿勢

1

1

what's this

這什麼啦

1 2

1 2

3 4

3 4

I can't do it

我沒辦法啦

since you're trying so hard

既然你這麼努力在試

you have 5 more seconds

我就多給你5秒好了

1 2 3 4 5

1 2 3 4 5

I want to try this

我也要試

are you trying to put it onto your head?

你是要把腳放到頭上嗎

I was trying, but I can't

對呀，可是做不到

no

沒辦法

I can...

我可以的

can't

好吧不行

I will give you one point

我還是會給你1分啦

thank you

謝謝

3 to 3

3比3

you have 5 seconds

你有5秒鐘

to draw...

要畫出

the most beautiful..

我最帥

picture of me

的樣子

ok

好

count

開始計時

1

1

2

2

3

3

she's...horrible

她真的很糟糕...

4 5

4 5

WTF is this?

這什麼啦

what's this?

這是什麼

potato

馬鈴薯

this is potato?!

這是馬鈴薯?!

this is not funny...Sansan

Sansan這不好笑

this is totally not funny

這完全不好笑

potato

馬鈴薯

you have 5 seconds...

你有5秒鐘

to draw the most beautiful of me

畫出最美的我

1

1

2

2

3

3

4

4

5

5

stop

停

you're so naive

你好幼稚哦

do I have a dick?

我是有雞雞嗎?!

no

沒呀

now we're 4 to 4

現在是4比4了

since we both did a very nice job

看在我們兩個都畫了這麼美的畫的份上

so my turn

換我了

you have 5 seconds to say the best pick up line

你有5秒說出最厲害的搭訕台詞

to pick me up

來搭訕我

1

1

2

2

3

3

4

舔我的腳

lick me feet

什麼?! 好噁

what? eww

所以我有得分還沒有

so I have point or not?

好 給你分

ok you have the point

換你了

your turn

5比4

5 to 4

換你

your turn

你要做出最醜最醜的表情

please do the most ugly face ever

給我看

in 5 seconds

1

1

2

2

3

3

4

4

5

5

對著鏡頭做

show it to the camera

超蠢的

this is so stupid

我們平手了

so we both are the same

那我們就都一起用那面膜吧

so we both will put the mask

好吧

ok

應該是我抹在你臉上

I should put it on you

你抹我臉上

you should put it on me

太慢了

too late

好熱哦天啊!

hmm so warm, OMG!!

媽呀!!

Holy shit

根本就在燒我的臉阿

it's burning my face!

真的是在燒我的臉

it's burning me really

媽呀

OMG

超熱

so hot!

天啊

oh god

不過不太看的到你的面膜

but you can't really see it on your face

媽哩

holy shit

你應該要離鏡頭近一點

you should get close to the camera

我不知道你看不看的到...

I don't know if you can see that

我的媽哩

oh my shit

超燙的

it's so warm

我的應該比較好

mine should be good

是沁涼的

mine is cooling

是涼的嗎?

it's cooling?

對

yea

噢好熱哦

auh it's warm

額頭來涼一下

cooling one on your forehead

涼的真的比較好

oh cooling one is way better

我們發出的聲音好怪喔

sounds so weird

你就想像有人在看我們的影片

just imagine someone is watching our video

他媽就在門外聽

and his mom is just outside

總而言之這是一個很好玩的挑戰

so! it was a fun challenge

我希望你們也喜歡

and I hope you guys enjoy it

我們很喜歡這挑戰

we enjoy it a lot

大概就是這樣啦

and that's pretty much it

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