Hey look - I'm one of those fuccboys who's making a

video about getting on a private jet. But only- [Drops camera]

[People talking] [FUPA lord reigning]

So, I was getting on the plane

and I was going to do one of these shots

like one of these [whispers] fuccboys on YouTube

that act like self help gurus that are millionaires

And I just got on a pri-private jet

to Las Vegas, and I saw that the price is 200 bucks

To fly private jet to Las Vegas for 200 bucks!

So there you go.. now the mystery is dispelled.

POST MALONE: Let's slam some Bradberry boyyy !

We're definitely- we're definitely

not.. it's a recipe for disaster dude, just saying..

*happy jazzy piano music*

Are you sure it's supposed to tilt this much?

Do a barrel roll

Ah there they are, my sunglasses

Woo!

Killing it dude...is it just me, or do my hands get fucking massive dude?

Killing it bro!

Don't drink all that orange juice now Hila!

Dude, your hands are enormous!

What the hell! When did you get man hands Hila?

You must have a huge sausage...

*happy jazzy piano music*

Employee: Sorry, our flight's been overbooked, I'm gonna need you to come with me.

Actually its been overbooked (?)

Thank you!

Private *clap* jets *clap* are *clap* amazing

*clap* 30 minutes..I will never drive to Las Vegas again.

30 minutes..200 bucks...and you don't even have to be a rich fuccboy.

I was kind of hoping the plane would go down *(eyebrow wiggle)*

Just because it 'd be so epic if *(eyebrow wiggle)* like all of us and Austin (Post Malone) died

Like..that's pretty gangsta. That's pretty dope. That's pretty rockstar. [it's pretty dark, ethan.]

But we always have a chance on the way back to go down.

I mean, that would be a pretty badass way to die..that's all I'm saying.

I heard Austin's in a really crappy room. I think-

He- he booked one of ours but I think he got downgraded to like a

like, a junior bed or something.

He was kind of upset so I'm gonna go see his crappy

room now, you guys should check it out.

So, this is *claps* Post Malone's downgrade room, I think he has like a twin bed or something.

HELLO?

*knocks again*

Ethan: Hey, bud. How you doing? Post: Oh, hello. What's going on dawggie?

So, let's act like this wasn't set up.

Post: Okay, let's do it.

So, I see you have rooms of Will Smith all over here. Did you choose that?

Post: Yeah, they said, "Who's your favourite?" and I said, "The old Willy Smith." Ethan: The legend, I am legend

He is legend he is robot, I tell you

Ethan: I feel like it- I- I respect the theme,

Post: Yeah..

Ethan: but it's a bit much to have Will Smith like *Post: In the back* Ethan: staring at you- twice!

Hila: Oh, twice!

Ethan: He's like: "dog, I will watch you sh1t, I will watch you JO"

Post: I like how they put him in like, pu-put him in Hancock fad

the little homeless version. *Hila laughing*

Ethan: He's also kinda looking down at the toilet a little bit.

Post: He's like "I'm not impressed"

Ethan: Will Smith, man.

Post: Yeah so here's....

Ethan: We're gonna lose all this right?

What's the plan for this money?

Post: We're going to flip it

Ethan: We're going to flip it?

*Sniffing money*

Ethan: Blergh(Disgust) *Hila laughs*

Post: It's real..

Ethan: Austin(Post's first name) goes: "Here what's we're gonna do, we're gonna blast through this ALL TONIGHT"

*Hila laughs*

Ethan: He's like, "I like your optimism dawg"

Come on man, you know I never win sh1t, boy! *Hila laughs & Money slaps*

*More money slaps*

Ethan: Yeah, you're gettting -Money slaps- slapped by a F'in pile of money. Post: Damn! that's solid

*Slap* Post: Ooh

Ethan: It's nice. *Hila laughs*

Post: Hi-Hit it again *Moans* Ethan: I feel like that's a sexual act.

Girl near Hila: "It's like a fetish"

*Slaps and moans ensue*

Post: Take a hundred and do it again

Hila: How do you sit here? you see the chair?

Post: Yeah, I was confused by it too. Ethan: What're you talking about?!

Ethan: (?)It makes all the sense(?), it's cool *Hila laughs* Post: It looks like a torture device.

*Laughs*

Post: That's for eating (?)

Ethan: I love this classy scenario, (?), living up

Post: The table is for your feet.

Post: No star, your'e too rich to do that.

Ethan: Where's the bulter?!! Post: *Low voice* Sorry..

Post: Oh, (?) nice, I decided that he's very...

Post: Watch this. Ethan: Just sit back and enjoy yourself.

Hila: Oh sheet. Post:I don't give a singular F.

Post: Can you have some (?) for this? Ethan: Get comfortable dude..

Ethan: Awesome, get comfortable dawg.

Ethan: We're in Vegas, chill.

Hila: We gotta get the... we gotta fill the whole table

Ethan: That's a very convenient dining situation.

Post: I love to eat here.

Ethan: Hey, dawg, is there any crackers left?

Ethan: This hallway is tripping me out.

Post: Play with us!

Yeah, feels like The Shining or Twin Peaks or something.

Post: [whispers] Play with us.

Play- play with us.

play with us

play with usssss

Ethan !

come playy

this-- heehee!

Look at this jurassic park shit

Ethan is eating starbucks on a...

badass...

military jeep

It's probably the first time ever been done.

and it's a big old chalupa

How's this gonna protect me if I can't even... close it

I'm worried if I'm running at full--

at high speed

It's gonna fall right off!

Post: You can tell that it's quality by the $8.

Hila: Crazy.

you know you're not allowed to curse in the casino.

we're s--

we're dropping f-bombs and we almost got kicked out

but I wonder if I can use this

just whenever

our dealer gets on my nerves

I'll be like..

thanks,

thanks for the deal

Alright what other gear do I need, Hila?

I definitely need one of these

Nothing says J like empty shotgun shells

it's a dope necklace!

*Hila laughing*

is this hat,

...built funny?

Hila: Oh wow, it's really curved!

Ethan: Wait

Post Malone: it's really curved..

Ethan: we don't--!

that's--

this is a

I have a theory abour curved hats.

the more curved it is the more inbred,,,

Post Malone: The more racist you are!

Ethan: Yea, exactly

*southern accent* we don't dial 911

It's a great hat

Lets see how I look!

Ethan:It's very curved!

All you need is some tobaccah

Hila: It looks really funny!

Ethan: I love that curve!

wait where,

this is definitely the most curved one on here

and it fits the message perfectly

Hi, I'm Cleatus, this is my brother Eli

Cleatus: We're gonna take y'all a little shooting today Eli: that's right

Cleatus: Gonna go shoot some critters.

Ethan: And by critters, I mean, top left Hila: Zombies? Ethan: No, top left.

Hila: Is that a?-- Post: Osema Hila: a dead Rabbi

Post: Osema Bin Laden Hila: Osama

Ethan: It's like a g0d d4mn

Ethan: And let me just put it this way, I don't call 9-1-1

Ethan: Tell me guys which one doesn't belong in this store?

based on what you've seen..

is it the peekaboo-ty in your screen?

Teddies? or the bolt-action rifle BBQ ligther, collector edition?

Man, I don't know which one is more -- I don't know which one -- hmm...

Hila: They go together, I feel like.

Ethan: You feel like th-these go together?

Hila: I think the same person would buy both..

That's cute! now that's cute!

Remember, we don't dial 9-1-1.

Even our little Teddies don't dial 9-1-1.

That's ado-- That's totes adorbs.