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  • This movie exists Child actor looks nothing like his older counterpart

  • Unsettling scalp-sniffing fetish Promotes stalking

  • Scene does not include lapdance. High school student has Rear Window poster

  • yeah right. Uncle Ben picks up a perfectly solved Rubix

  • Cube and then puts it back messed up! Peter Parker uses Bing?

  • Dr. Curt Cockings How and why is he surfing the search results

  • inside an iFrame on the Bing page? Oscorp uses Disney ride narration for exposition

  • purposes. Peter’s love interest conveniently also

  • works for the bad guy. Nonexistent full-color floor-to-ceiling hologram

  • technology. Peter bumps into the one shady dude with papers

  • related to his father’s work. Peter perfectly mimics a complicated security

  • touch-screen gesture after watching from 50 feet away.

  • Floor-to-ceiling holograms, but no security cameras.

  • Peter willingly walks into a room with hundreds of spiders, which no one would ever do.

  • Spider bite sounds like a cracking whip. Yehaw. Skateboard reappears after not having existed

  • the entire previous sequence. Peter uses Bing again!

  • Nonexistent floor-to-ceiling hologram-that-you-can-touch technology.

  • More uncle ben lectures about responsibility. Long-abandoned underground wrestling ring

  • perfectly positioned to give Peter costume inspiration.

  • Waitis it Christmas time in this movie? Random microchip in a cell phone equals police

  • scanner. Why are all these random citizens gathering

  • outside the police station? Peter uses Bing for a third freaking time.

  • Magic car-door key-code decoder gizmo. Peter somehow knows exactly which car this

  • dude is going to steal. Supporting role given to C. Thomas Howell,

  • but no Bruce Campbell. Spiderman takes off his freaking mask.

  • Police captains don’t issue arrest warrants, judges do.

  • This rat lizard puppet is stupid. Ridiculous pied piper lizard effect.

  • Property of peter parkerplot device. WTF is up with those wounds? He only got them

  • a few minutes ago. Peter takes the mask offagain.

  • Cell phone reception in the sewers. Evil villain lair conveniently left unattended

  • Custom-built presentation software seemingly created solely to provide crucial plot details.

  • Exposition by police radio Use of the phrase Mother Hubbard

  • Peter’s mask comes off again!!! Exposition by helicopter pilot.

  • Turning the cranes should be the new Jumping the shark.

  • Bro-bonding eye contact moment. Spiderman is not a parade. You do not need

  • to stop traffic for Spiderman. Canisters of liquid nitrogen should not be

  • stored on rooftops. Worst. Secret. Identity. Ever.

  • Crazy whipping liquid nitrogen tube conveniently lands right in Spiderman’s hand.

  • Villain change of heart cliché. Fatally wounded, but still time for a moral

  • lesson. The funeral invitation read: black tie, black

  • umbrellas only. These ladders do not begin to provide enough

  • height or support for a painting of this scale.

This movie exists Child actor looks nothing like his older counterpart

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    bosskuria 發佈於 2021 年 01 月 14 日
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