Over here, my friends!

欸麻吉，在這邊啦！

Blin!

Blin!

Closer!

再靠近點！

Well it took you long enough to finally find me.

花了你不少時間終於找到我了

My Friend, where have you been?

我的朋友，你去哪了啊？

I have given you clear directions.

我給你很清楚的指引耶

(Spints on floor)

Aghh, it doesn't matter my friend.

算了沒差啦～

Let's get inside and let's learn Russian accent.

我們快進屋子裡一起學如何用俄羅斯腔說話吧

Come on in.

請進

And remember take shoes off!

記得要把鞋子脫掉！

Mama!

媽！

Make Borscht Hot.

快準備羅宋湯

Guests are here now.

客人到了

Now before we start the tutorial, I will tell you a few benefits of speaking with a Russian accents.

在我們開始教學前，讓我先來告訴你一些用俄羅斯腔說英文的好處

So you at least know what you're getting yourself into.

所以你至少知道自己會得到些什麼

The first benefit, which is pretty much instant,

第一個好處，也是非常立即的好處

when you speak with a Russian accent,

當你用俄羅斯腔說話時

people will instantly start to respect you much much more.

人們會立馬尊重崇拜你

The second benefit is you will develop a huge, a very very huge facial hair growth.

第二個好處是你會開始長非常非常濃密的鬍子

The third benefit - you'll experience very very high muscle growth

第三個好處是你的肌肉量會暴增

and the huge overflow testosterone hormones.

同時還會釋放出大量的睪丸素

Now you might think to yourself, "This is all bullshit, Popovski you're lying to us."

現在你可能正想著：「胡扯，這傢伙只是在說屁話。」

No, my friend, I'm the number 1 prove to it.

不是的，好麻吉，我就是個活生生的見證

When I go outside and I see hot bitch I like,

當我在外面看到我喜歡的妹子時

I only talk to her and I said,

我只是跟她說：

"Hey, Baby! Do you want to see how big my potato is?"

「嘿寶貝！妳要不要看看我下面有多大？」

And instantly her virgina turned into a waterfall.

不出半刻她就已經興奮得不得了

Popovski Blin, shut the f*ck up!

Popovski Blin 快給我閉嘴！

Ms. Popovski's probably going to watch this and hit you with frying pan.

Popovski 女士大概會看這部影片然後拿平底鍋 k 你

Oh shit I forgot!

噢死定了我整個忘了！

Step number 1:

第一步：

If you want to speak with an authentic Russian accent,

如果你想要有道地的俄羅斯腔

you will have to make your voice very deep.

你必須讓自己的聲音變得非常低沉

So that means, the voice you're talking with now, you have to lower it at least one full octave.

也就是說，你必須要讓現在你的聲音低上至少整整八度

So you do not sound like a little bitch when you speak.

所以你說話的時候聽起來不會像個小娘炮

Because speaking with a Russian accent and having a high pitch voice like a little succumb*

如果用俄羅斯腔講話但聲調很高聽起來很智障

just does not fit well together my friends.

聽起來就超不搭啊

So, my friends, I suggest to you train your voice to speak a very low tone.

所以囉，我的好麻吉，我建議你練習用非常低沉的聲音說話

And lower it a full octave for the best effect of the Russian accent.

將聲音低八度會讓你的俄羅斯腔更道地

Now, step number 2.

第二步

If you want to speak English with a Russian accent, you have to train yourself to speak very slowly,

如果你想用俄羅斯腔說英文，你必須訓練自己慢慢地講話

and make your speech flow like a river.

讓你說話時就像是河流一般慢慢湧出

Because we Russians, when we speak English we really do not like to rush things, you know?

因為我們俄羅斯人在說英文時我們不喜歡講話很快，你懂嗎？

We really want to take our time because we are very shit at pronouncing everything.

我們必須慢慢來，因為我們的英文發音超爛

So we just try to keep it slow and keep it flowing.

所以我們必須放慢步調並順其自然

Now this brings us to step number 3.

這就來到了第三步

It is prounication of words.

也就是發音

My friends, as you can probably tell, when you hear a Russian speak English or any other language with his native accent,

我的朋友，你們可能已經發現了，當你聽到一個俄羅斯人在說英文或是任何其他語言時

you can pretty much tell his pronunciation is complete shit.

你很容易就能發現他的發音十分不標準

But!

但是！

It is very essential that you always pronounce every single letter in every single word.

將每個單字裡的每個字母的音都發出來是俄羅斯腔的重點

Remember, my friends, when a Russian speaks English, he does not know the concept of silent letters.

記得囉，我的朋友，俄羅斯人說英文時，他們對一些字母不發音這件事沒有觀念

Every single letter that gets pronounced equally.

每一個字母他們都會發出來

Now, just to give you a rough idea where we are at,

現在，為了要讓你大概知道我在講啥

we are going to combine all of those three steps and pronounce this sentence, my friends,

我會把剛剛講的三個步驟套用在一個句子給你舉例

so you'll hear how it would sound with a Russian accent.

所以你能聽到俄羅斯腔到底聽起來是如何

"My Name is Anton."

"Every morning I usually get up at 7 o'clock and brush my teeth."

Or let's take this sentence for example.

或是用這個句子做例子：

"Jack and Jill Went up the hill to make potato harvest."

"Jack fell..."

Popvski, that's not how the saying goes!

Popvski，這句諺語根本不是這樣說

And step four is to roll your Rs.

第四步就是 r 要捲舌

As you see, my friends, I do not hide my Rs.

就像你聽到的，我的 r 非常清楚

I roll them out as they are.

我一定會捲舌

You know in the most English languages you barely ever hear the letter r because...

你知道在英文中多半都聽不太清楚 r 的發音

I don't know English and American people are ashamed of it and they don't pronounce it properly.

我不清楚，或許是因為英國人跟美國人不太會打舌所以他們感到羞愧

But the Russian f*ck that shit, we pronounce it as it is.

不過俄羅斯人根本不在乎，我們不管怎樣就是會捲舌

So, train to roll the r like this, like I'm doing right now.

所以好好練打舌，就像我現在這樣

Now step number five is going to be once more for the advanced students and it is the Hs.

第五步一樣是要給比較進階的學生，那就是 h 的發音

You know, in the Russian language, we usually pronounce h as a /h/, like that.

俄羅斯文中我們通常會把 h 發成 /h/，像這樣

So, for example, if you would like to say sentence such as

所以，比方說你想要念這個句子：

"Hot potato, hot potato, harvest hot potato."

「熱馬鈴薯，熱馬鈴薯，採收熱馬鈴薯」

As you see, my friends, my Hs are very harsh and very hard.

你可以聽到我的 h 發音非常的重

And they sound from the very back of my throat.

他們聽起來是從喉嚨發音的

So you have to train yourself to make your Hs sound very rough and strong from the back of your throat, my friends.

所以你必須訓練從你的喉嚨加重 h 發音

And if you do that, my friends, you'll be on your way to the perfect Russian accent.

如果你這麼做，那麼我的朋友你離完美俄羅斯腔已不遠了

We only have one more step to go.

我們只剩下最後一個步驟

Now the very last step, step number 6 is to take into consideration that, we Russians, we do not like articles,

在最後一步，也就是第六步，要記得俄羅斯人不喜歡冠詞

such as "the", "a", stuff like that.

像是 "the"、"a" 這些東西

So in each sentence you speak, you just f*ck all the articles and you say the entire sentence without articles.

所以在每句話中，你就盡情省略那些冠詞，整句話都不要有任何冠詞

Now let us take this sentence for example.

讓我們用這個句子來示範

"I went to the shop to buy a mushroom to make myself a hot soup."

「我去買香菇因為我要煮熱湯給我自己喝」

You will pronounce in Russian accent such as

用俄羅斯腔你會這麼說：

"I went to shop to buy mushroom to make hot soup."

「我去買香菇因為我要煮熱湯」

or for example let's take sentence "I killed this camel because it was a bitch to me.", would sound like

或著 "I killed this camel because it was a bitch to me." 這句子會變成：

"I killed camel because it was bitch to me."

我殺了駱駝因為我討厭牠

As you see, my friends, the sentences are way shorter and you save way more oxygen this way.

你可以聽到，這些句子都變短了也省下你超多的氧氣

So this way you will not risk suffocating in sentence, my friends.

我的朋友這樣你就避免在句子裡窒息的可能

So my friends, this is basically been it for the Russian accent tutorial.

所以囉我的朋友，這些基本上就是俄羅斯腔的教學

I have told you everything I could and I have really tried to make this tutorial as indepth as possible to help you master the best Russian accent you can.

我已經告訴你所有我知道的事，我也盡力讓這個教學越仔細，以幫助你掌握俄羅斯腔的精髓

So maybe one day you'll even be able to speak like I do.

所以很有可能有一天你就能像我這樣子說話

My friend!

麻吉！

Are you sure you do not want to stay for hot shashlik?

你確定你不要留下來吃個俄羅斯烤肉？

We are going to make shashlik now,

我們現在要來烤肉了耶

you can stay, my friend.

你可以留下來啊

Ahh, no? You have to go?

喔不行嗎？你得離開了？

Ahhh, okay my friend.

好吧我的麻吉

But remember,

不過記得

you are always welcome in my house,

你隨時都歡迎來我家

but as long as you take your shoes off.

只要你把鞋子脫掉就好

I do not like dirty floor.

我不喜歡地板髒掉

But my friend, just follow the path.

麻吉，跟著這條路走

Whatever you do, do not go into the forest.

不管怎樣千萬不要走進森林裡

There are a lot of bears there.

裡面有很多熊

And yea,

恩沒錯

you will have very bad time if bear catches you.

如果你被熊抓到就有得受了

But anyways, my friends, I will see you in next video

不管啦，我的麻吉，我們下一支影片中見

and stay safe.

注意安全

Have a good day!

祝美好的一天！