THEM LOOK BAD.

CASE IN POINT: A

PANTS FROM A BRAND THAT APPARENTLY DID SOME

COLLABORATION WITH LEVIS TO DO A $1700 PAIR OF PANTS.

WHAT DO THEY LOOK LIKE?

ARE THEY PLATED IN GOLD?

THEY ARE SO EXPENSIVE, THEY MUST BE SUPER FANCY, THEY MUST MAKE

YOU LOOK REALLY RICH.

EXCEPT NO, THEY MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE YOU ARE HOMELESS.

LET'S TAKE A LOOK.

WHY?

BUT WHY?

BUT WHY?

I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

HOW IS THIS ALLOWED?

AND SO YOU PROBABLY THINK THERE'S NO WAY THAT PEOPLE

ARE GOING TO BUY THIS.

EXCEPT THEY ARE SOLD OUT ON THE, WHATEVER ñ

WHAT IS GOING ON RIGHT THERE?

WHAT IS HAPPENING?

FIRST OF ALL, THAT IS A VERY CUTE BOOTY, SO GOOD FOR HER.

INCREDIBLE BUTT.

SO I DON'T BLAME HER FOR WANTING TO SHOW IT OFF.

THE PAIR OF PANTS HAVE THESE ZIPPERS THAT YOU CAN ZIP ALL THE

WAY UP, OR HALFWAY UP, AND SO IF YOU FEEL LIKE SHOWING OFF A

LITTLE ñ

I SAW YOU IN MY PERIPHERY, I'M LIKE SHE'S TOTALLY INTO THE

PANTS.

THEY ARE SOLD OUT.

IT'S KIND OF LIKE A HATCH, THERE'S A DOOR IN THE BACK?

YES.

IS IT VELCRO OR A ZIPPER?

IT'S A ZIPPER.

IT DIPS?

SO YOU NEED SOMEONE TO HELP YOU WITH IT?

NOT NECESSARILY.

IT FEELS ACCESSIBLE.

YOU KNOW WHERE THIS IS ALL HEADED, THIS CONVERSATION.

SO LET'S JUST PUT OUT THE WARNING NOW.

ONLY WOMEN?

I'VE ONLY SEEN PICTURES FOR WOMEN.

I THINK THAT'S ESSENTIAL.

I DON'T KNOW IF WE ARE HAVING THE SAME ñ

YOU SEE OPPORTUNITY FOR MEN TO HAVE THEM TOO?

I THINK THEY SHOULD BE UNISEX.

OH MY GOD, I'M SO NAœVE, OF COURSE THAT'S WHAT THE

PANTS BEFORE, THAT'S WHY THEY COST SO MUCH MONEY RIGHT?

TO...TO...TO...

EASY ACCESS?

EXPOSE THE BUTT AND THE KNEES, TWO KEY COMPONENTS TO ANY

KIND OF SALACIOUS ACTIVITY.

THERE MUST HAVE BEEN SOME MARKET RESEARCH DONE THAT SAID, THAT

ASKS A GROUP, SOME FOCUS GROUP, HOW MANY OF YOU WOULD LIKE TO

HAVE SEX WITH YOUR JEANS ON?

LET'S SEE A SHOW OF HANDS.

CLEARLY THERE WAS A MAJORITY.

RUSHES BACK TO THE LAB, I NEED EASY ACCESS, LET'S GET

CRACKING, GO.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

DON'T MAKE THEM 110 BUCKS, DON'T PUT THEM AT URBAN OUTFITTERS.

LET'S MAKE THEM $1700, AND THEY ARE SOLD OUT?

THERE WERE SOME AT NORDSTROM'S, AND ENOUGH PEOPLE WERE INTO IT

THAT THEY ARE GONE.

SO YOU CAN BUY IT AT NET A PORTER.

IS THAT THE ZIPPER HAS BEEN OPENED AND THAT'S WHAT IT

LOOKS LIKE WHEN IT'S OPENED?

YEAH, ON THAT PERSON.

IS THERE A FLAP?

IS THAT WHAT IT IS ON THE LEFT?

EXPOSING THE LEFT BUTTOCK?

YES.

BUT WE NEED TO FOCUS ON THE DETAILS OF THIS IMAGE, BECAUSE

IF YOU LOOK AT THIS INSTAGRAM POST FROM THE RETAILER,

LOOK HOW MANY LIKES.

PEOPLE ARE INTO IT.

NO SHIT.

I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE THIS IS AN EXAMPLE, OR MAYBE THIS IS JUST A

SIGN THAT I'VE GOTTEN OLD, THAT I DON'T UNDERSTAND THINGS,

BECAUSE I JUST FEEL LIKE THIS IS UNATTRACTIVE, SUPER

UNATTRACTIVE, TOO EXPENSIVE, AND IF YOU ARE REALLY BUYING THIS TO

WEAR JEANS WHILE HAVING SEX, JUST TAKE YOUR JEAN OFF.

I THINK IT ADDRESSES A BIGGER ISSUE.

LIKE WHAT?

THERE'S A DENIM BUBBLE.

IS THERE?

THERE'S A DENIM BUBBLE.

I THINK THAT, LIKE REAL ESTATE, DENIM ñ

HAVE YOU TRIED TO BUY A PAIR OF JEANS LATELY?

AND SEE HOW EXPENSIVE THEY ARE?

AND I THINK THE DENIM BUBBLE IS GOING TO BURST.

HERE WE GO.

THIS DENIM BUBBLE IS ABOUT TO BURST.

SOMETHING IS GOING TO BURST ON THE DENIM BUBBLE.

PEOPLE ARE GOING OUT AND SPENDING $1715 ON ASSLESS JEANS.

ASS OPTIONAL.

THAT SHIT WILL BE MARCHED DOWN NEXT CHRISTMAS.

IT HAS TO BE, THERE HAS TO BE A CEILING FOR DENIM PRICES.

IT APPEARS TO BE THAT WAY.

I'M NO EXPERT IN DENIM REAL ESTATE, BUT I'LL TELL YOU

RIGHT NOW, WE ARE IN A BUBBLE.

I JUST HOPE THAT NO ONE BOUGHT THESE JEANS WITH AN ADJUSTABLE

INTEREST RATE, BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE A NIGHTMARE, AND WE

DON'T WANT THE DENIM BUBBLE TO BURST AND HAVE WIFE'S ñ

HAVE LIVES RUINED AS A RESULT.

IMAGINE THAT CONVERSATION, HEY THERE ARE SOME REALLY COOL

JEANS, ANA I LOVE THOSE JEANS.

BRIAN, THERE'S A DOOR IN THE BACK THAT I CAN JUST PULL DOWN,

IN CASE YOU WANT TO JUST FEEL THAT ICE COLD CHILL OF A SEAT ON

MY ASS.

AND GUESS HOW MUCH THEY WERE?

I DON'T KNOW, DID YOU GET THEM ON SALE?

I DIDN'T, $1715.

ONLINE.

THEY CAME BACK TO MY HOUSE, IT'S AWESOME.

ANYWAY, GOTTA GO.

I FEEL LIKE YOU ARE A SHARP DRESSED GENTLEMAN.

HEY, THERE'S A CORDUROY VERSION.

SO IT'S NOT JUST DENIM.

WHERE ARE YOU GOING WITH THIS?

I MEAN, MAYBE THERE'S A CORDUROY BUBBLE AS WELL, BUT WE'RE

JUST NOT AWARE OF IT, NO IDEA.

BUT I WAS GOING TO ASK YOU GUYS, I WAS GOING TO ASK YOU GUYS,

WHAT IS LIKE, THE PRICIEST, LIKE, PIECE OF CLOTHING

THAT YOU'VE BOUGHT?

THAT'S A GOOD ONE.

WITH OR WITHOUT AN ASS IN IT?

I HAVE CHAPS, BECAUSE I RIDE HORSES, AND I RIDE WESTERN,

ACTUALLY HAVE CHAPS, AND FREQUENTLY I WEAR THEM

AROUND THE HOUSE WITH NOTHING ON THEM JUST TO GET THAT SENSE.

I DO HAVE CHAPS, BUT I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT WEARING THEM

WITHOUT ANYTHING UNDER THEM, BUT THEY GO OVER YOUR WRANGLERS.

THE MOST EXPENSIVE THING I EVER BOUGHT WAS PROBABLY LIKE, A

SUIT.

YOU KNOW, WHERE YOU WENT AND SAID, YOU KNOW, I'M GOING

TO GO IN THERE, I'M GOING TO GET THAT TAILORED AND IT'S

GOING TO BE NICE, BUT I STILL HAVE THAT SUIT.

GOOD.

I MEAN, FOR YEARS AND YEARS AND YEARS I'VE HAD THE SAME SUIT.

WHEN IT COMES TO STAPLES, RIGHT, NOT THIS KIND OF STUFF,

STUFF THAT IS GOING TO BE TIMELESS, I THINK IT'S WORTHLESS

ñ I THINK IT'S WORTH IT TO SPEND A LITTLE MORE MONEY AND GET

A GOOD QUALITY ITEM.

I'D REALLY LIKE GOING TO SECONDHAND PLACES, LIKE

CONSIGNMENT SHOPS, BECAUSE RICH PEOPLE, ESPECIALLY IN LOS

ANGELES, BUY THINGS THAT THEY NEVER USE AND END UP GIVING

IT TO THESE CONSIGNMENT SHOPS, AND I'M LIKE I'M GOING TO

SNATCH THAT SHIT UP.

I WANT TO BE THERE IN 30 OR 40 YEARS, WHENEVER YOU RETIRE, AND

YOU'LL BE IN THAT VINTAGE STORES, AND THESE JEANS

WILL BE THERE, AND YOU GOT TO BUY THEM.

I WILL, WHATEVER THE COST.

HOPEFULLY BY THEN THE BUBBLE WILL BURST AND I GET THEM

FOR A REALLY GOOD PRICE.

YOU KNOW?

LET'S STOP.

DENIM BUBBLE, I'M TELLING YOU, THERE'S A DENIM BUBBLE.