and maybe some toast. Definitely not an entree though.

加也許一些烤麵包，但絕對不會有主菜

You are wrong!

你錯了！

Oh look at me, I'm Ryan Gosling, I have perfect bone structure and kind eyes.

喔！看看我，我是雷恩葛斯林，我有完美的骨架以及和善的眼睛

Go [BLEEP] yourself, Ryan Gosling.

X 你的，雷恩葛斯林

Samuel L. Jackson has resting fart face.

山謬傑克森有一張結屎面

Yes I do.

是的我有

I'm going to white balance my TV on Jessica Chastain's chest.

我要去對潔西卡崔絲坦的胸膛調整電視的白平衡

I don't even know what that means.

我甚至不知道這甚麼意思

Are we all just ignoring the fact that Eddie Redmayne and Felicity Jones have the same face?

難道我們要就這樣忽略艾迪瑞德曼和費莉絲蒂瓊斯臉根本長一樣這件事嗎？

Dear Eddie Redmayne, I hate your stinking guts.

親愛的艾迪瑞德曼，我超討厭你

You make me vomit, you're the scum between my toes.

你讓我想吐，你是我腳趾縫裡的渣渣 (以上是電影《小淘氣尼古拉的假期》裡的台詞)

Love Zhenya.

愛你的 Zhenya

Tanner raised his arms and my dad looks at his armpit hair and says

坦那舉起他的手臂，我爸看著他的腋毛說：

"you look like you have Whoopi Goldberg in a headlock."

「你看起來好像把琥碧戈柏使用頭部固定那招了。」

Really? That's it?

真的嗎？是這樣嗎？

Lin-Manuel Miranda looks like he's getting a 1996 NBC sitcom with his haircut.

林－馬努艾爾．米蘭達的髮型讓他看起來好像在演 1996 年國家電視台的情境喜劇

Casey Affleck is the real life version of Billy Bob Thornton's character in "Sling Blade".

凱西艾佛列克是真實版的比利鮑伯松頓在《彈簧刀》演的角色

Emma Stone looks like a crack whore in every role she plays.

艾瑪史東演得每個角色都像吸毒的妓女

Great.

很棒

Miles Teller has the face of a guy who request Gangnam Style at a wedding

麥爾斯泰勒看起來就像是那種會在婚禮上要求人家跳江南 Style 的人

where he doesn't know either the bride or groom.

就算他根本不知道新郎跟新娘是誰

Fair enough.

合理

Now's probably a good time to remind everyone about this dog that looks like Tilda Swinton.

現在應該是個提醒大家這隻狗長得很像蒂妲絲雲頓的好時機

I think Jeff Bridges wears pants a lot less than we all think he does.

我覺得傑夫布里吉應該滿不常穿褲子的

Well that's actually true.

喔對啊

Robert De Niro is too old to be making gangster movies still.

勞勃狄尼洛已經老到不能再拍黑幫電影了

Dude needs to start playing grandfather roles or something.

這位老兄應該要去演阿公或甚麼的

Yeah I am playing grandfather roles, and pretty soon I'll be playing great-grandfather roles. [BLEEP] you!

是，我是在演阿公沒錯，而且我很快就會去演祖公了。去你的！

Do you love clicking buttons and subscribing to things?

你很愛點擊按鈕去訂閱東西嗎？

Then click the button to subscribe to my channel, and you will finally be happy.

那來對我的頻道按下訂閱鈕吧！你最後會得到快樂的