People eat Kentucky Fried Chicken here?

英國人也吃肯德基噢？

They do.

吃啊

Really?

真的？

Welcome to the United Kingdom, where we also eat Kentucky Fried Chicken.

歡迎來到英國，我們也吃肯德基喲！

What can I do to walk into a coffee shop tomorrow and they're gonna think that I'm not American?

我需要怎麼做才能明天走進咖啡廳時他們不覺得我是美國人？

Speaking in the accent is all about the tune.

學習腔調跟「音調」有很大的關係

General American tends to follow the same pattern.

美國人通常會用一樣的模式講話

The same is true for southern Ireland.

南愛爾蘭也一樣

Like, if you're from Ireland, you'd tend to go up in pitch when you stress something,

如果你是愛爾蘭人，當你要強調某件事時，通常語調會上升

and then you go down at the end.

在句子最後下降

Like, so if I'm like, talking to you now, Lucy,

所以露西，像我現在跟你講話

I'm like, hello and thank you for tying my tie.

我會說：哈囉，謝謝你幫我打領帶

Edinburgh, for example.

再舉個例，愛丁堡

Which I've been.

我有去過

It's quite soft but generally if you want to stress something, you'd go up in pitch and then go down.

腔調比較輕，如果你想強調一件事，語調也會先上升在下降

Like old school football be like,

以前的足球選手就會這樣說

who are ya?

你是誰？

I'm trying to think, if you wanted to go and order coffee tomorrow,

我在思考如果你明天想去點咖啡

how would you say it?

會怎麼說？

Hello mate?

哈囉朋友

Camp it up a bit.

可以再誇張一點

Oi, mornin' Darlin'!

嘿，早安親愛的

What I really want, you can help me out, is like a nice cup of tea, and a pain au chocolat.

你可以幫我一下，我想要的是一杯茶跟巧克力麵包

Ohh..

哦⋯⋯

Feel like I should play a character like this, shouldn't I?

感覺我應該演一下這種角色

I appreciate this.

非常感謝你耶

That's alright!

不客氣！

Yeah, it's great.

真的很棒

I don't even drink coffee. Should I tell you that now?

但我不喝咖啡，我應該現在告訴你嗎？

That's - I'm so sorry for... yeah.

呃，這⋯我很抱歉

Who is this?

這是誰？

- We were done with this suit, - Who are you?

- 我們早就穿好衣服了 - 妳是誰？

we're just standing here talking.

我們只是一直站在這聊天

- Yeah, yeah. I like this suit very much. - It's nice, right?

- 對啊，我很喜歡這套西裝 - 很好看，對吧？

Yeah. Who made it?

對啊，誰做的呢？

Louis Vuitton.

路易威登

Louis Vuitton. I wonder if he could do accents. Probably not.

路易威登，不知道他會不會學腔調，應該不會