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  • So, how are things between you and Tyler?

    所以,你跟泰勒之間如何?

  • I don't know what's going on. He's not flirting back.

    我不知道現在是什麼情況,他沒在跟我調情了

  • Well, are you "flirting" with him?

    呃,你有跟他「調情」嗎?

  • Umm, yeah, I've actually made very clear moves and I've been flirting extremely hardcore.

    嗯,當然,我做得很明顯了耶,我可是使出渾身之力在跟他調情

  • Let me see.

    讓我看看

  • Rachel, you asked about homework.

    瑞秋,你只是問他作業

  • Homework is not flirty.

    作業沒有調情意味

  • Uhh, I asked for help with it.

    呃,我請他幫忙啊

  • No!

    不算!

  • So that would mean that he'd have to talk to me.

    那代表他必須跟我說話

  • No, not flirty.

    不,這才不是調情

  • Hey guys!

    嘿大家好!

  • It's Rachel.

    我是瑞秋

  • That was Tyler's dog.

    那是泰勒的狗狗

  • Say hello.

    跟大家說嗨

  • So today I decided to show you guys what the worst things about having crushes are.

    今天我決定要跟你們說暗戀一個人最糟的事情有哪些

  • Because I know yeah, they're great!

    我當然知道暗戀很棒

  • But they also stink!

    但他們同時也可能讓你感到很糟

  • So give this video a thumbs-up and let's see if we can get this to 400,000 likes.

    所以幫這支影片按讚,我們看看它能不能得到 40 萬個讚

  • C'mon, you can do it!

    來~我相信你們可以辦到的!

  • And comment down below what you think the worst parts about having crushes are.

    在底下留言告訴我你們覺得暗戀一個人最糟的事情有哪些

  • because I definitely didn't get everything.

    因為肯定比我列出來的還要多很多

  • And also, comment down below letting me know what videos you wanna see next.

    還有啊,也在下面留言告訴我你們想要看什麼樣的影片

  • Let's get onto the video!

    讓我們來看今天的影片吧!

  • What's up?

    嘿在幹麻?

  • What does he mean by that?

    他這什麼意思?

  • Is he saying that in a nice way

    他這樣說是純粹示好

  • or is he saying that in a "nice way".

    還是他這樣說有令人遐想的空間

  • Uhh, I'll make a funny response.

    嗯,我也來回點好笑的

  • Umm no, too much, too much.

    痾不行,太超過、太超過了

  • Umm, uhh...yeah...

    嗯...呃...這樣好了...

  • No, no, no, no, no..

    不不不不不

  • Umm.

    嗯...

  • Nailed it.

    完美

  • Okay, I'm gonna snapchat him a selfie.

    好,我要 snapchat 他一張自拍照

  • Wait no, I don't want him to think I'm trying to flirt.

    等等,不行,我不要他以為我是在跟他調情

  • I'll send him a cute ugly selfie.

    我傳給他一張很可愛的醜照好了

  • Eww.

  • Too ugly.

    太醜

  • Too much.

    太超過

  • Okay, I'm just going to go with a smile.

    好吧,一張正常微笑的自拍就好

  • Send.

    傳送

  • I can't even imagine going to the gym, sounds terrible.

    我根本無法相信自己去健身房,聽起來很可怕

  • We'll never go to the gym.

    我們永遠都不要去健身房

  • Like I hate running.

    我恨透跑步

  • And ellipticals.

    還有橢圓滑步機

  • Ellipticals are the worst...

    橢圓滑步機真的是最糟的...

  • Tyler just posted a gym mirror selfie.

    泰勒剛傳了一張健身房鏡子前的自拍

  • Ohh, Tyler tweeted.

    喔~泰勒推文了

  • Okay, I gotta like it so he knows that I like it.

    好,我得按他的推文讚這樣他才知道我喜歡

  • Ohh he tweeted again.

    喔他又推文了

  • Okay, maybe he'll get it just now.

    好,他這樣或許會明白我的心意

  • Really? Why is he awake at 1 am?

    認真?他怎麼凌晨一點還醒著?

  • Whatever, still, gotta like it.

    隨便啦,我還是得按他推文讚

  • This better work.

    拜託這最好有用

  • Ufff, this is bad. This is the 5th notebook I've ruined this week.

    喔不,這很糟糕,這已經是我這週寫完的第五本筆記本

  • Wait...why is he liking another girl's pictures on Instagram?

    他為什麼在 instagram 上按讚別的女生的照片?

  • Doesn't he know she might be married with kids?

    難道他不知道她很有可能已經結婚也生小孩了嗎?

  • Ah David, you're Tyler's friend, right?

    喔大衛,你是泰勒的朋友,對吧?

  • Yeah.

    對啊

  • Ohh cool, what are you guys doing this weekend?

    太酷了,你們這週末要幹嘛?

  • We'll be in my place playing video games.

    我們會在我家玩電動

  • Ohh, does he like video games?

    喔,他喜歡電動?

  • He's obsessed with them.

    他超愛

  • Really? Oh...this is what I needed.

    真的嗎?喔...我找到我要的東西了

  • Okay, wait no I have to look at Aries now too because Tyler's an Aries.

    好,等等不對,我也要來看看牡羊座運勢,泰勒是牡羊座

  • Wait a second, is that Tyler?

    等一下,那是泰勒嗎?

  • Is he wearing a blink-182 shirt?

    他穿著 blink-182 的 T 恤?

  • Okay, Tyler likes blink-182, so I have to like blink-182.

    很好,泰勒喜歡 blink-182 所以我也要喜歡 blink-182

  • Okay, this is an expensive shirt for a band that I don't listen to that much,

    對一個我不太聽的樂團來說,這件衣服實在是太貴了

  • but he'll like me now.

    但現在泰勒會喜歡我

  • Ohh wait, I should see what Tyler and my babies would look like.

    喔等等,我應該看看泰勒和我生的小孩會長什麼樣

  • Realy? It's 99 cents?

    不是吧!?這還要 99 分?

  • Never mind.

    算了

  • Hey Rachel?

    嘿是瑞秋嗎?

  • Ohh HEY!

    喔嗨!

  • I didn't know you like video games.

    我不知道你喜歡電玩

  • I like all video games.

    我喜歡所有電玩啊

  • And you like blink-182? They're like my favorite band.

    你也喜歡 blink-182?他們是我最愛的樂團

  • Really?

    真的假的?

  • They're my favorite band too.

    他們也是我最喜歡的樂團

  • I've actually been meaning to talk to you...

    其實我一直有話想跟妳說...

  • Do you think your friend Sarah likes me?

    你覺得你朋友莎拉會喜歡我嗎?

  • How does Sarah literally get all the guys?

    為什麼莎拉總是可以勾搭所有男生?

  • I hope you guys enjoy this video.

    我希望你們喜歡這支影片

  • If you didn't seen my two previous videos, click those down below,

    如果你們還沒看過前兩支影片,點擊下方的連結

  • and subscribe right over there if you're not subscribed already!

    然後在旁邊這裡訂閱,如果你們還沒訂閱我的頻道的話!

  • Okay, I love you guys so much, bye!

    好啦,我愛你們,掰掰!

So, how are things between you and Tyler?

所以,你跟泰勒之間如何?

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