Hugh, Hugh Jackman.

休，休克曼

Yeah, I know who you are. I'm just not sure why you're here.

是，我當然知道你是誰。我只是不太確定你為什麼要來這裡

Well, a friend of mine, Steven Spielberg told me to look on the Harlem Village Academy website,

這個嘛，我有一個朋友，史蒂芬史匹柏，告訴我可以去看看 Harlem Village 學院的網站

and I was blown away by it.

我看了之後真是覺得太驚艷了

Particular the bit that said "Superstars are teachers."

尤其是那段「超級巨星，也可以當個老師」

It's the other way around, actually.

呃其實應該是顛倒過來的

Right, and I just knew right then, I had to audition.

是的，當下我就知道，我一定要來試鏡

Interview.

面試

Here is my headshot. Headshots, I should say.

這是我的大頭照，或許我該說大頭照們

Turn over, you're gonna see four different...

轉過來你會看到四張不同的...

Oh, wow.

噢，哇

Yeah, it's quite arranged there obviously.

是啊，是有特別排版設計過的

You can do a Russian dialect.

你還可以講俄羅斯方言啊

Absolutely.

當然

Neat.

講的很棒

(Russian Dialect)

過獎了過獎了

Why don't we get started with the monologue?

我們何不從獨角戲這部分開始？

The monologue.

有獨角戲啊

Uh, you're gonna need this. It's pretty powerful.

呃，你會需要這個的，我的表演很有力的

Look! Donkey, it's never gonna work.

聽著！驢子，這絕對不會成功的

You understand me?

你懂我在說什麼嗎

I'm a big, green, giant ogre, and she's a princess.

我是一個又大又綠的妖怪，而她可是一位公主欸

This is from Shrek?

這是出自《史瑞克》嗎？

I can do some in musical, if you like.

我還可以表演舞台劇，如果你想要看的話

I got a song for you.

我還準備了一首歌

There's a song?

還有一首歌？

"I see you driving 'round town with the girl I love and I'm like..."

「我看見你帶著我愛的女孩在城裡四處兜風，而我...」

Mr. Jackman?

傑克曼先生？

Yeah yeah, please call me Hugh.

是，是，請叫我休就好了

Here's a thing.

重點是

- Harlem Village Academies, we are trying to develop the very best... - Superstar. - teachers.

- Harlem Village 學院，我們試著要培育出最棒的... - 超級巨星 - 老師

Yep.

是的

So I'm wondering if you have any background in education?

所以，我在想你有沒有任何教育相關背景呢？

Of course, I worked at a school for three years.

當然，我在學校裡工作了三年

You did!

噢你有啊！

Yeah.

是啊

Oh, great. Okay.

噢，太棒了，好的

Please tell me about that.

請告訴我多一點細節

Well I, I worked at a school upstate with very very gifted students.

這個嘛，我是在紐約上州的學校工作，跟很多非常非常優秀的學生共事

You might call them Mutants.

你也可以叫他們變種人

Oh no.

噢不

The headmaster there, professor Xavier.

那裡的校長，X 教授

This is the school from the X-men movies?

這是《金鋼狼》裡面的那所學校？

Yes.

是的

Yes.

是的

Listen, before I get the job, uhh... Can I just ask you a question?

聽著，在我得到這個工作之前，呃... 我可以問個問題嗎？

Is, is the school zipline accessible?

在學校裡玩得到高空滑索嗎？

Okay, here's a thing.

夠了，現在重點是

Yeah.

是

We've already filled the position.

我們已經找到人填補這個缺了

You've already cast the part?

你們已經選好角了？

Did Neil Patrick Harris get this job? That little blonde twerp... please you did not give it to him.

是尼爾·派屈克·哈里斯得到這份工作嗎？那個金髮討厭鬼... 拜託告訴我你沒有把這份工作給他

No.

沒有

Because, trust me, there is no way he could hold down a class of 25, literally,

因為，相信我，他絕對沒有辦法制住 25 個人的班級，認真的

'cause I understand at times you need to literally hold them down, right?

因為我了解有時候你必須真的壓制住他們，對吧？

- No, you don't. - And he doesn't have the muscle, you want to see muscle?

- 不，你不需要 - 而且他才沒有任何肌肉咧，你想看看什麼叫真的肌肉嗎？

Can Neil Patrick Harris do this? Look at this.

尼爾·派屈克·哈里斯做得到這個嗎？你看好了

101, 102, 100... I'm starting in 100 because I already did a bunch this morning.

101, 102, 100... 我從一百開始數是因為我早上已經做很多了

...3! 104...

...3！104...

- Okay. - You can put your foot on my back, if you like, I can still go.

- 好夠了 - 你想要的話可以把腳放在我背上哦，我還是可以繼續做

- This interview is over. - 5096, 5000... Let's keep the head of...

- 這場面試已經結束了 - 5096, 5000... 讓我們繼續...

That's alright! I'll still be doing it when you come back!

沒關係！我會繼續做到你回來的！

Hi, I'm Deborah Kenny, founder of Harlem Village Academies.

嗨，我是 Deborah Kenny, Harlem Village 學院的創辦人

If you want to join our team of superstars, or to learn more how every child can have a superstar teacher.

如果你想要加入我們超級巨星的行列，或是想了解更多關於如何讓每個學生都能有像超級巨星般的老師

Visit us at harlemvillageacademies.org.

請上我們的網站 harlemvillageacademies.org

(still counting)

（還在數）

Hugh, you can stop now!

休，你可以停下來了啦！