and I was looking at the news and

我本來在看新聞

Donald Trump was on the news.

新聞講到川普

And I was thinking, if you ran

我就在想

for president, I think you…

如果你去選總統，我覺得你...

Honestly, I'm not joking, I think you'd have a really good shot.

說實話，我沒有在開玩笑，我覺得你會做得很好

I really do.

我真的這麼覺得

I plan on running for some

我有計畫要去選一些

type of law enforcement office.

執法機關的工作

Position of sheriff, maybe in 2020.

警長之類的，可能在 2020 年吧

I got a picture of

我這裡有一張

what sheriff's wear, and I don't see you in this.

警長穿著的照片，我覺得你不太適合

Oh, I could wear that.

喔，我可以穿這樣

I could wear that, totally.

我完全可以

You don't need to look taller. That's not really...

你不用再看起來更高了吧，這真的不太...

I like that.

我喜歡那樣

You'd be comfortable in a hat like this?

你可以接受戴這種帽子嗎？

Of course.

當然

Well, I don't know.

嗯，我不知道

I think that president would be a great job for you.

我覺得總統這工作很適合你

- That's too much work. - It is?

- 總統太忙了 - 是嗎？

- Too intense for me. - Isn't being a sheriff

- 對我而言太吃不消了 - 當警長

a lot of work?

不也很忙嗎？

Yeah, maybe, but you have people

是啊，大概吧，但有別人

that work under you. So, you know,

在你底下工作，所以你懂的

sheriff is just, show up, give speeches, say hi to kids,

警長只需要露個臉、發表演講、跟小朋友打招呼

kiss old ladies, kiss babies,

親親老太太、親親小寶寶

go back home.

然後回家

You don't have to put a health care bill together.

你不需要處理醫療衛生法案的問題

- No, none of that. - No immigration issues to deal with.

- 完全不需要 - 也不用處理移民問題

Yeah, yeah, alright. Okay I'll let you off the hook on that one.

是喔，好吧。那我這題就先放過你