字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 - This is Vietnam, right? Oh, wait. - [Girl] I don't know. - Or is that Vietnam? - I think I'm gonna do well in this area. Not so much this area. - I'd say I don't know where anything is other than Japan and China. - I have no experience with Asian geography, and I'm Asian, so... - [Voiceover] Please locate Laos. - Laos. - Come on, Laos. - Laos. (buzz) - Laos. Hold up, I think that's-- - [Man] Laos. (buzz) - It's down here, right? - It's in here somewhere. - [Man] Yep. - Laos is there. (buzz) Because that was just screaming Laos to me. - Boom. - That's definitely Laos. - [Man] Laos. (buzz) (buzz) - No, fuck it, I'm going with it. (buzz) - Tit. - [Together] Ohh. - Shit. - You know what, I didn't even look down there. - [Voiceover] Thailand. - Thailand, that's one of the fun ones. - Isn't this Thailand? (chime) No, never mind. - It looks like a frickin' brain, so I'm gonna dissect it. - Thailand, let's think about what kind of foods they got. - This is Thailand. (buzz) - This is Thailand? - [Man] No, I don't know. - I don't know. - Peanut stuff. Where's good soil for peanuts? - Oh my God, I've been to Thailand. - It's in the shape of this long, weird T. - Doesn't that look like a little duck? - That does look like a duck. - Quack, quack, quack. You know that little duck, quack, quack. I'm gonna go for the duck. (chime) - It's this teeny one. (buzz) - It was the duck! - [Man in Hat] Oh, the duck! - It was the duck! - [Man in Hat] Yes, yes! - Quack, quack, quack. - Son of a-- - [Man] God! - I knew it. - [Man] Dang it. - [Voiceover] Please locate Syria. - Syria, boom, I know it's over here. - Syria, I know her. - There is war there. - We should know this one, man. - We gotta know this one. - Where's Europe on this map? The big one I think is a country or a body of water. - All right, let's go there. (buzz) - That's a good call. I like that too 'cause that looks like a boner. - (buzz) No, it's that (buzz), bam. - [Together] Syria. - [Voiceover] Look. - Ohh! - (chime) Yeah! - [Woman] What the heck, Alan. - Oh, we were so close. - [Man in Hat] Oh my God! - Hey, you know what, I'm really proud. We went for the boner, and we should've gone for the testicles. - No, definitely, always go for the testicles. - Yeah. - [Voiceover] Philippines. - [Man in Glasses] Philippines, that's an island, right? - Well, I'm 1/8 Filipino, so this one's gonna hurt. - I have a lot of Filipino friends. - You are Filipino. - No, wait, don't put that on me. - You're part Filipino, and you don't know where the Philippines are? - I'm part Filipino. (chime) So I've looked at it on a map a bunch of times even though I've never gone. - This guy looks fun. (buzz) - [Man in Hat] Yeah. - And they're the Philippines. Maybe it's all of this. (chime) - Yeah, you know what, I think it might be this little - [Together] Cluster. - (chime) Whoa. That was you. - Well, yes. - Yes, yes! - [Man in Glasses] Yeah. Of course, we had to know that too 'cause we have a huge Filipino fan base. Pretty sure I showed him what was probably the Philippines, and he's like, "Yeah, you know what, it is." - I don't think so. - Maybe it's all of this. - Yeah, you know what... - [Voiceover] Iran. - [Man in Glasses] Iran. - Just piling on the guilt. - I get confused with Iraq and Iran. - This one (buzz) or this one (buzz)? - This one we should know, like this... - (buzz) Believe that's Iran. - Iran. (chime) - I think it's this one. (buzz) No wait, it's this. (buzz) Oh fuck, that might be Iraq, God damn it. - [Man in Glasses] What does your heart say? - I think it's this one for some reason. (buzz) - If that's your heart, go for it. Always follow your heart. - This is Iran. (chime) - I was right. - [Man in Hat] Oh, no! - Wow! - [Man] Yeah. - [Voiceover] Bangladesh. - Bangladesh is near India because their food is similar. India. - I'm pretty sure that's India. - So, Bangladesh is either... - Here or what about here? - (buzz) Bangladesh is here. It's part of a jumble of other countries. - [Woman] Okay, so... - Bam. (chime) I don't know. - So you think it's this one. - I mean the only other one it could be is here. (buzz) - Unless it's this one. (buzz) - It just is kind of stuck in there. Like when you bang someone. (chime) - That's Bangladesh. - (chime) Hey! - [Man in Hat] Yes! We're killin' it. - (chime) Good guess, exactly. - [Man] Good job, good job. - (chime) Ohh, what's up! What's up! - I will totally sell Ryan down the river, and his initial thought that that was China. He's like, "Well, that's China, obviously." - And I'll deny that 'til the day I die.