I work in retail, and I know it's bad, but if I'm ringing up a pretty girl and she's really nice, then I'll give her my employee discount.

我是個店員，雖然我也知道這樣不好，但如果結帳時遇到一位人美心也美的客人，我就會算她員工價。

I work in retail.

我在零售業當店員。

If you leave the clothes that you try on inside-out on the floor of the changing room...you are a douche, and we hate you.

如果你沒有把試穿過的衣服翻回正面，還把它留在試衣間的地板上，你就是個爛人，我們恨你。

Working in retail has turned me into such a fake person.

在服飾店工作讓我變成一個雙面人了。

I'll lie to you and say you look good just so you buy something.

我會對你說謊，跟你說這件衣服很適合你，好讓你買些東西。

When customers make me mad, I cancel their credit payments 3 times before letting it go through,

客人惹我生氣的時候，我會在結帳時取消信用卡付款三次。

to make them panic and think their card is getting declined.

為了造成他們恐慌，以為自己的信用卡沒辦法付款。

I work in a retail store.

我是零售店店員。

I have been abused, threatened, and injured today, and I'm not even finished yet.

我今天已經遭受虐待和威脅，也受了傷，而這一切還沒結束。

The joys of working in retail.

這就是在零售業工作的「樂趣」啊！

I work in retail.

我從事零售業。

Every night I come home and watch a horror movie, imagining all the rude customers as the victims.

每晚我回家都會看恐怖片，想像電影裡頭的受害者就是那些無禮的顧客。

It sounds weird but it really helps.

聽起來蠻詭異的，不過很有幫助。

I work in retail and half the time I would like to drag a rude customer over the counter and knock the rudeness out of them.

我是位店員，有一半以上的時間，我很樂意拖著無禮的客人到櫃台後，好好地教他們禮貌。

I work in retail and when you ask me to check for your size, I just pretend to look because I'm too lazy to check.

我是店員，如果你叫我去找尺寸，我只會假裝找一下而已，因為我太懶了。

I work in retail and whenever I know someone is stealing, I just let them.

我是店員，如果我發現有人偷東西，我會睜一隻眼閉一隻眼。

I understand things are expensive and I don't feel like doing the paperwork.

我知道商品很貴，而且我也不想處理那些文書作業。

Working in retail has taught me not to prejudge people based on superficial reasons.

在商店工作讓我知道不可以貌取人。

The nicest customers are usually less materialistic.

通常好顧客都不是物質主義者。