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These are your best friends,
so close that they're practically family.
Or should I say, literally just like your family.
- Happy birthday! - Surprise.
What, me?!
Every squad has "the child".
Not necessarily the youngest in age,
but definitely in spirit.
Ah, it's the best day of my life!
Ah, it's the best day of my life!
They have fried chicken here!
The child runs on the power of positivity
without ever running out of something to say.
I have something to say.
As much as I love fried chicken
I love hanging with you guys.
You know what, I think we're ready to order.
Okay, what can I get you guys?
Hello, well, what is your name?
You all remember Kevin, right?
-Yes, welcome. -No.
The child also has the uncanny ability
to turn any stranger, however strange,
into a new friend.
So, can I get anyone something to drink?
Oh, you know, actually a seltzer would be nice.
Keith, you're getting the remote all greasy.
Hand it over. We're gonna decide what to watch as a group.
Keith, no.
And, just like a baby, he sometimes lacks the ability to fully control his own limbs.
Hah, look, that dude's just like a baby.
Yeah, it's like he lacks the ability to fully control his own limbs.
(both laughing)
You protect the child at all costs,
because he's the most fun and sweet friend you'll ever have.
I have just the thing that'll help you feel better.
Then there's the "adult" of the group.
The one who's stuck in peak mom and dad mode 24/7.
- It's a gift card! - Oh I love cards!
The adult's parental advisory instincts kick into high gear whenever a resolution needs to be reached.
Guys, guys!
Keith got to pick last time
so we're gonna go with Zack's choice.
- Goody. - The fuck, what about me?
No, your show is super depressing
and not appropriate for Keith.
Which one's the search button?
You can draw on your Snapchats?
That's your Instagram story.
No, Instagram's for pictures.
And like many a parent
the ever-changing social media landscape is never immediately apparent to the adult.
I caught another punchy rockeye.
Cash me outside, how bout dah?
Oh my God, you ruin everything.
Oh, excuse me, we're ready to order.
I'd like the Ahi tuna salad,
and this guy will get the fried chicken combo--
But who cares if you're a little behind the times when you're the only one on top of your shit?
Yeah, I have several questions about several of the items.
So the fettuccine alfredo...
Eugene, is that the girl you like?
Oh my God, shut up!
Eugene's got a crush?!
No, shut up.
♫ Eugene's got a crush
No, seriously, can I get another one of these, please?
♫ He's got a crush
-Cheers. -Let's get shit-faced!
You all know and hope to survive the teenager.
The friend in your group who is awfully good at being awesomely bad.
Someone take this from me. My body is gonna regret that in the morning.
-I gotcha, buddy. -Thank you.
Aw, that dude's body is gonna regret it in the morning.
Oh yeah, his little Benjamin Button body.
- Hold my shit. -What?
That was an Oscar nominated movie, I don't--
(blows thudding)
Although the teenager is violent
and unpredictable,
you can always rely on him to come to your defense.
- Taken care of. - No, no it's not.
We have to go.
-Kevin, how are you? - Who's Kevin?
Let's face it,
on the outside the teenager can be a shady bitch.
(singing loudly)
I will kill you in your sleep.
-Go talk to her! - Shut up, you're embarrassing me!
Hi, I'm Keith, what's your name?
No, don't talk to them.
Oh, my crayons.
(slide whistle whooshing)
But, on the inside,
the teenager is a profoundly sensitive friend.
That's Ned and that's Zack,
and I don't know where Eugene went.
Happy birthday, buddy. (slide whistle whooshing)
Oh, oh my God, a pepper shaker!
I've always wanted one of these.
Did you steal that from Kevin?
-Who's Kevin? - Is anyone else freezing?
Am I crazy?
They just turn...every time I sit underneath a vent,
they turn the vent and it's like so freaking--
And finally, everyone knows the old person,
who's stuck-- (record scratching)
No, no, can you not freeze-frame on my face?
We get it. I'm the grumpy old man.
We're kind of too far in the video right now.
We get it. We can move...can you get this out of here?
What are you even doing here? -Zack, you gotta
be nice to the narrator. - No, no, we're done--
(all talking at once)
Okay, well, as I was saying,
the old person-- -Oh my God, bla bla bla.
You are so boring.
Can we cut to the apartment?
It's cold in here.
Anyone else think it's really hot in here?
Am I crazy?
Hey, Carl, can you go... -Kevin.
Go to the thermostat, turn it down like two degrees, not three.
Uh, hey, excuse me.
It's my job to narrate here--
No, no, we're all aware.
Stop interrupting me.
To the restaurant please. (snapping fingers)
Why is everyone so incompetent these days?
Um, I'm sorry, rude.
Hey, ladies, excuse me.
My moody friend here with the spiky hair.
He wants to boink one of you.
I'm not sure who, maybe-- -And I'm dead.
I'm dead. -Anyway, I'm going to hand
my friend a present so we can end the video.
No need for fancy editing. God damn it, that was good.
-Oh wow. -Just make it quick.
Wow, oh my god, guys! This is perfect.
And that, is how your friends are literally just like your family.
Okay, quick quick, roll the credits before I die.
Ooh and Squad Wars—that's the show that we made.
Thanks so much for watching!
Please check out our new YouTube Red show Squad Wars.
This week we have Rebecca Black and Jessica Marie Garcia
going head to head against Million Dollar Listing stars in a Bollywood challenge.
Watch it for us, won't you?
God, I fucking hate smiling.
It's, you know, cause we're a squad
and we make other squads do stuff.
If you like this you should watch that.
And if you didn't like this, well,
you watched the whole thing so the joke's on you.
Did they turn the air conditioning on again?
Oh my god it is freezing in here.
Oh look, there's the, if you didn't know, yeah,
you're watching a Buzzfeed video.
Really really getting it in your face with that branding.
Oh, and here's another Buzzfeed thing.
(sign whooshing and squeaking)
With some really terrible sound actually, ugh,
can we do that again without the sound?
-It's really grating. -Oh that's so much better.



你身旁也有這種奇葩?每個朋友圈都有的4種麻吉!(The Four Types Of Friends You Have)

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陈肆海 發佈於 2017 年 5 月 18 日   Mike NiKao-Kusata 翻譯   missnerdypants 審核



literally 是形容詞 literal 變化而來的副詞,literal 的意思是「字面上的」,literal meaning 指「字面上的意思」,與 metaphorical meaning(隱含的意思)相對。
When I was younger, I couldn't see beyond the literal meaning of the things my mother said to me. Now, I've finally started to understand.

literally 的原意是「按字面解釋地」,但在日常生活中,它已經被當成一個隨口而出的字,表達「真的」、「不誇張」的意思,用法有點像 really,通常只是加強語氣用的,而不代表後面所說的話真的是事實,不過自己在講話的時候,盡量不要濫用這種字喔!
I literally repeated myself eleven times to him.

你身旁也有這種奇葩嗎?每個朋友圈一定都有這四種麻吉! (The Four Types Of Friends You Have)

2as much as0:31
As...as... 除了可以表達「與...一樣...」的意思外,也可以表達「再怎麼...」的意思,影片中的句子即採用後者的意思。
It'd be a dream-come-true to be even half as successful as you are.

As hard as I try to forget about what we had, I can't and I will never be able to.

As much as I don't want to admit it, you did a better job than I did.

【TED-Ed】關於說服,亞里斯多德及約夏‧貝爾可以教我們些什麼? What Aristotle and Joshua Bell can teach us about persuasion - Conor Neill

24/7 中的 24 是指一天的 24 小時,7 指一個禮拜的 7 天,24/7 表達類似「全年無休」的概念,可以用 24/7 形容超市或商店 24 小時營業。念法為 "twenty-four seven"。
The supermarket is open 24/7, which is convenient for me as I always get hungry in the middle of the night.
那間超市 24 小時營業,對我來說很方便,因為我半夜總是會感到饑餓。

除可用以表達「全年無休」外,24/7 用在日常生活中的意思是「持續」、「常常」、「不斷」,可以用在形容任何情境或事物。
If you ever feel the need to talk to someone, call me. I'll be there for you 24/7.

How does she manage to work 24/7? I don't think I've ever seen her take a break.

4on top of2:17
on top of... 按字面解釋為「在...之上」。
What was it like standing on top of the mountain?

"on top of the world" 的字面意思為「在世界之上」,也就被延伸表達處於極佳狀態或極盛時期,彷彿世界就在自己腳下的意思。
Don't let your pride get the best of you. You might be sitting on top of the world today but you could lose everything tomorrow.

on top of 的字面意思為「在...之上」,它被延伸用以表達「在...之外,甚至...」的意思,可用以描述正面或負面的事。
The hotel offers free limo rides on top of customized service and comfortable rooms.

She was half an hour late. On top of that, she came unprepared.

on top of 亦被延伸用以表達「掌握全局」的意思,就如同處於整個局面之上,影片中的句子即採用此意思。
His team members respect him because he has a way of staying on top of things and keeping the team together at all times.

regret 是「後悔」的意思,可作為動詞或名詞,影片中扮演「老人」角色的朋友,在喝一點酒之後說 "My body is gonna regret that in the morning." (我的身體明天一定會後悔喝了這瓶酒) ,也就是說「我喝了這個酒,明天一定會非常不舒服。」
When you look back on your life, it's not the things you did, but the things you didn't do that you will regret the most.

Not a day goes by when I don't regret dropping out of school.

This time I'm going to follow my dream with no regrets.

當你要通知某人一個不好的消息時,也可以用 regret 這個字。
We regret to inform you that you will not be working with us on this project.

形容詞為 regretful,指「有悔意、歉意的」。
She apologized a dozen times but didn't look regretful in the least.

6shady 3:14
名詞 shade 是「陰影」的意思。
My ideal way of spending the afternoon would be chilling in the shade of a tree with a book.

shade 也可以指「色階」。
I have extremely pale skin so I always get the lightest shade foundation.

shades 可作為「太陽眼鏡」之意。
She put on her shades and headed out to the beach.

形容詞 shady 就是指「有陰影的」,並進而延伸為「陰暗的」,影片中即採用此意思,形容那個扮演「青少年」角色的朋友外表看起來總是陰沈沈的,感覺很難相處。
The government is looking into the shady deals the firm has been involved with.

你一定會有的六種好朋友! (Six Types Of Best Friends You Have)





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