如果手機品牌是人的話

You're Sony! I know your cousin, Play Station.

你是索尼！我認識你的表親，Play Station

Wow, Play Station, the very famous one

哇！Play Station，很有名的那位

Do I hear Play Station?

你們是在說 Play Station 嗎？

That's his cousin.

那是他的表親

Cheh...

切...

Your cousin...very good!

你的表親...非常讚！

I like your cousin.

我喜歡你表親

You! Come, come, come. HIt me, hit me, hit me.

你！來，來，來。打我，打我，打我

No feeling. One more time. Hit harder.

沒感覺，再一次，打大力一點

No kick. No kick. Come, anyone else?

不夠力，不夠力，來，還有人要來嗎？

Hey, you're that really famous Chinese phone!

嘿，你是那個很有名的中國手機！

It's me. It's me.

就是我，就是我

Hi, I'm Daryl.

嗨，我是 Daryl

I know your name. You're...Jiao-My

我知道你的名字，你叫...叫賣

是小米！

電池續航力

你好，我是華為！

Your attention please. This is the final call for LTU flight...

各位旅客請注意，這是 LTU XXX 航班的最後通知

Sorry, sorry, you're not allowed on board.

對不起，你不能上飛機

Excuse me, sir, you're not allowed on board.

先生不好意思，你不能上飛機

Mr. Galaxy Note 7, I'm so sorry, but you're not allowed on board.

Galaxy Note 7先生，我深感抱歉，你不能上飛機

Moto, you haven't died yet?

摩托，你還沒死？

LG, you're still alive?

樂金，你還活著？

Why are you dressed exactly like me?

你為什麼打扮得跟我一模一樣？

Whoa, whoa, whoa....watch your words. My lipstick different! Not the same!

喂，喂，喂，注意你的用詞，我的口紅顏色可不同！就是不一樣！

Hey, how's it going?

嘿，最近如何？

Hey, here's an update. What do you think?

嘿，這裡有一項更新，你看如何？

Hello? Hello?

誒，誒

I think it's okay.

我覺得還行

Okay then, good, good!

好啊，不錯，不錯

Hello? Hello? Hello?

誒，誒，誒

WOW!!! Google Pixel! Google Pixel! Google Pixel!

哇！Google 的 Pixel 耶！Google 的 Pixel 耶！Google 的 Pixel 耶！

WOW! iPhone 7 Plus!

哇！iPhone 7+ 耶！

Hey guys? I'm cool!

人勒？我很酷誒！

Hey, Welcome to group chat. LG, go in, go in. Very good.

嘿，歡迎來到群組聊天室。樂金，進去，進去，很好

Oppo, go in. Very good. Huawei, it's fantastic. Go in.

歐珀，進去，很好。華為，讚，進去

Wait, BlackBerry, where do you think you're going?

誒等等，黑莓機，你要去哪？

Go in that room!

進去那間啦！

WAH! Banana.

Sony Ericsson.

索尼愛立信

Hello, it's me.

嗨，是我（艾黛兒歌詞）

Rockabye, baby, rockabye.

睡吧，寶貝，睡吧（潔淨的盜賊歌詞）

I got a pen. I got an apple.

我有一隻筆，我有一顆蘋果（Piko太郎歌詞）