Give that back!

把東西還來

Otherwise you will regret it!

不然你會後悔的！

You are going to stop me alone?

就你一個人想要拿我怎樣？

Who told you I was alone?

誰告訴你我是獨自一人？

[angelic yodel]

（約德爾唱法）

You should know that a man with the power of nature

你應該知道有個擁有大自然力量的男人

Can bring you to the end of your luck

能讓你的好運來到盡頭

And you should know by my stride

而藉由我的步伐

and the look in my eye

透過我的眼神

That you're about to be massively

你應該知道你將會徹底地

forced to give up!

被迫投降！

Chicken attack

雞雞攻擊之術

Chicken attack

雞雞攻擊之術

Watch your back

在你被打的眼前一片黑之前

before it fades to black

注意背後

They might look harmless

牠們也許看來無害

but they'll kick your non-chicken ass

但牠們肯定會打爆你的「非」雞屁屁

Go chicken go!

去吧 雞雞 去吧！

Go chicken go!

去吧 雞雞 去吧！

Now go, now fly

現在去吧，現在飛吧

You own the sky

你擁有整片天空

With the power of nature

（約德爾唱法）

you're never alone

當擁有大自然的力量時

And you can't let evil run amok

你將永不孤單

every beast

而你亦不能放任邪惡肆虐

every tree

每隻動物

follows me to the end

每棵樹

And you're about to be massively

隨我到最後

Fucked!

至於你將會徹底地

Chicken attack

被痛宰！

Chicken attack

雞雞攻擊之術

Watch your back

雞雞攻擊之術

before it fades to black

在你被打的眼前一片黑之前

they might look harmless

注意背後

but they'll kick your non-chicken ass

牠們也許看來無害

Go chicken go!

但牠們肯定會打爆你的「非」雞屁屁

Go chicken go!

去吧 雞雞 去吧！

Now go, now fly

去吧 雞雞 去吧！

You own the sky

現在去吧，現在飛吧

You're young and you're hungry

你擁有整片天空

Perhaps short on money

你既年輕又飢餓

I give you this chicken today

也許還很缺錢

Its eggs for your dinner

今天我把這隻雞給你

Its legs for next winter

牠的蛋可以當你的晚餐

You won't have to steal again

牠的腿可以讓你度過下個冬天

What a merciful person...

你不必再行竊了

Are you able to control all animals?

多麼仁慈的人啊......

I can control all animals

你能夠控制所有的動物嗎？

But chickens are the best!

我可以控制所有動物

Help! Help!

但雞雞是最棒的！

My brother was held hostage

救命！救命！

in a bank robbery in Fujimi!

我的哥哥他

Don't worry! It's going to be OK.

在富士見的銀行搶案中被挾持了！

Go chicken go!

別擔心！ 不會有事的。

Go chicken go!

去吧 雞雞 去吧！

Now go, now fly

去吧 雞雞 去吧！

You own the sky

現在去吧，現在飛吧

[ancient yodel of wisdom, peace, and justice]

你擁有整片天空

Chicken Attack

（約德爾唱法）

in theaters 2017

《雞攻擊之術》

Chicken Attack breaks all box office records

2017上映

Takeo Ischi Stuns On Carnegie Hall Stage

娛記雜誌：「《雞攻擊之術》打破票房紀錄」

B'gawk! Breasts to sink your teeth into! How to clean a fowl mouth - the right chick for you

紐約報報：「石井健雄登上卡內基音樂廳」

Kanye West to release chicken yodeling album

雞雞公子雜誌

Are Leiderhosen the Next Blue Jeans?

獨家報導：「肯伊·威斯特發行雞雞約德爾專輯」

SCHMOYOHO

JQ雜誌：「皮革褲會成為新的風潮嗎？」

To see more chickens in Japan

(翻譯by Perry Su ,Eric Wang,henry_keun)

Touch the box with your wing or your hand

想看到更多日本的雞雞

And you can get the track too,

用你的翅膀或手按這些按鈕

if that's something that you'd like to do

你也可以追蹤

Featuring Takeo Ischi who taught us how to yodel,

這裡有一些你可能會喜歡的音樂

next up is The Philippines.

關注石井健雄那個教我們 怎麼用約爾德唱法的人

In the meantime, check out Trump's Inauguration song.

下次會是個菲律賓人

Thanks for watching

在此同時，看看川普的就職歌吧

and don't forget to french a chicken today.

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