- WELCOME TO THE RIFF-OFF! - (ALL CHEERING)

- WHO'S READY TO GET VOCAL? - (ALL WHOOPING)

[JUSTIN] THE WINNERS GET THE GREATEST PRIZE OF ALL.

(MOUTHING) I'M TAKING YOU DOWN.

- THE MICROPHONE USED BY HOOBASTANK... - (MOUTHING) I DON'T CARE.

WHEN THEY ROCKED OUT AT THE SCHNEE PERFORMING ARTS CENTER.

LET'S SEE OUR FIRST CATEGORY.

LADIES OF THE '80s

(AUBREY GASPS)

(CLAPPING) ♪ OH, MICKEY YOU'RE SO FINE ♪

♪ YOU'RE SO FINE YOU BLOW MY MIND, HEY MICKEY! ♪

♪ [HEY, HEY] HEY MICKEY! [OH!] OH, MICKEY YOU'RE SO FINE... ♪

♪ YOU'RE SO FINE AND YOU'RE MINE ♪

♪ I'LL BE YOURS 'TILL THE END OF TIME ♪

♪ 'CAUSE YOU MADE ME FEEL [OOH-AHH] YEAH, YOU MADE ME FEEL [OOH-YEAH] ♪

♪ SO SHINEY AND NEW [OH, YEAH! YEAH!] ♪

- ♪ LIKE A VIRGIN ♪ - [AUBREY] OKAY GUYS.

♪ LIKE A VIRGIN, [OH!] ♪

- [AUBREY] WATCH AND LEARN! - ♪ TOUCHED FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME ♪

- ♪ ALL OF THE TIME, LIKE... ♪ - ♪ LIKE THE ONE IN ME ♪

♪ THAT'S OKAY, LET'S SEE HOW YOU DO IT ♪

♪ PUT UP YOUR DUKES, LET'S GET DOWN TO IT ♪

♪ HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT [PA-PARA,PARA-PARA] ♪

♪ WHY DON'T YOU HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT ♪

♪ HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT FIRE AWAY... ♪

(VOCALIZING)

- ♪ AY... IT MUST HAVE BEEN LOVE ♪ - (ALL LAUGHING)

♪ BUT IT'S... OVER NOW ♪

♪ BUT IT'S OVER RIGHT NOW ♪

THE NEGATIVE SIDE EFFECTS OF MEDICAL MARIJUANA FOLKS.

- YOU ARE... - (CLAPPING)

[ALL] CUT OFF!

- [BUMPER] STONEY BALONEY. - LET'S CHECK OUT OUR NEXT CATEGORY.

SO, WE JUST PICK ANY SONG THAT WORKS?

- YEAH, ANY SONG. MM-MM. - AND YOU JUST GO WITH IT? NICE.

[JUSTIN] AND OUR NEXT CATEGORY IS...

- SONGS ABOUT SEX. - SEX?

♪ NA, NA, NA, COME ON! NA, NA, NA, NA, COME ON. COME ON. COME ON. ♪

♪ 'CAUSE I'M MAYBE BAD BUT I'M PERFECTLY GOOD AT IT ♪

♪ SEX IN THE AIR, I DON'T CARE I LOVE THE SMELL OF IT ♪

♪ STICKS AND STONES MAY BREAK MY BONES ♪

♪ BUT CHAINS AND WHIPS EXCITE ME ♪

♪ 'CAUSE I'M MAYBE BAD BUT I'M PERFECTLY GOOD AT IT... ♪

♪ SEX, BABY. LET'S TALK ABOUT YOU AND ME ♪

♪ LET'S TALK ABOUT ALL THE GOOD THINGS AND THE BAD THINGS THAT MAYBE ♪

♪ LET'S TALK ABOUT SEX [ALRIGHT!] ♪

♪ LET'S TALK ABOUT SEX [A LITTLE BIT, A LITTLE BIT] ♪

- ♪ LET'S TALK ABOUT SEX ♪ - ♪ BABY... ♪

♪ ALL THROUGH THE NIGHT I'LL MAKE LOVE TO YOU ♪

- ♪ LIKE YOU WANT ME TOO AND... ♪ - ♪ AND I GUESS THAT'S JUST THE WOMAN IN YOU ♪

♪ THAT BRINGS OUT THE MAN IN ME ♪

♪ [AHH!] I KNOW I CAN'T HELP MY SELF YOU'RE ALL IN THE WORLD TO ME ♪

♪ [PAPA!] IT FEELS LIKE THE FIRST TIME, [AHH!] IT FEELS LIKE THE VERY FIRST TIME, [AHH!] ♪

- ♪ IT FEELS LIKE THE FIRST TIME... ♪ - ♪ IT'S GOING DOWN, FADE THE BLACKSTREET ♪

♪ THE HOMIES GOT RB, COLLAB' CREATIONS BUMP LIKE ACNE, NO DOUBT ♪

♪ I PUT IT DOWN, NEVER SLOUCH AS LONG AS MY CREDIT CAN VOUCH A DOG ♪

♪ COULDN'T CATCH ME STRAIGHT UP TELL ME WHO CAN STOP WHEN DRE MAKING MOVES ♪

♪ ATTRACTING HONEYS LIKE A MAGNET GIVING 'EM EARGASMS WITH MY MELLOW ACCENT ♪

♪ STILL MOVING THIS FLAVOUR WITH THE HOMIES BLACKSTREET AND TEDDY ♪

- ♪ THE ORIGINAL RUMP SHAKERS ♪ - RUMP?

KEEP GOING.

♪ SHORTY GET DOWN, GOOD LORD BABY GOT 'EM OPEN ALL OVER TOWN ♪

♪ STRICTLY BIZ, YOU DON'T PLAY AROUND COVER MUCH GROUND, GOT GAME BY THE POUND ♪

♪ [OH, WHOOP] GETTING PAID IS A FORTE, [MM-MM] EACH AND EVERY DAY, TRUE PLAYER WAY, [MM-MM] ♪

♪ [OH WHOOP], I CAN'T GET HER OUT OF MY MIND, [OH, WELL] ♪

♪ [OH!!!] I THINK ABOUT THE GIRL ALL THE TIME ♪

♪ [OH, WHOOP] I LIKE THE WAY YOU WORK IT NO DIGGITY I GOT TO BAG IT UP BABE, [OH, WHOOP] ♪

♪ I LIKE THE WAY YOU WORK IT, [UH-HUH] NO DIGGITY I GOT TO BAG IT UP BABE, [OH, WHOOP] ♪

♪ [HEY, YO. HEY, YO. HEY, YO. HEY, YO] I LIKE THE WAY YOU WORK IT, NO DIGGITY ♪

♪ I GOT TO BAG IT UP BABE, [HEY, YO 4X] I LIKE THE WAY YOU WORK IT, NO DIGGITY ♪

♪ [HEY, YO. HEY, YO. HEY, YO. HEY, YO] I LIKE THE WAY YOU WORK IT, NO DIGGITY ♪

♪ I GOT TO BAG IT UP BABE, [HEY, YO 4X] I LIKE THE WAY YOU WORK IT, NO DIGGITY ♪

- ♪ I GOT TO BAG IT UP, WE OUT! ♪ - (ALL CHEERING)