How's it going? Welcome to reaction time.

大家好嗎？歡迎來到 Reaction Time

Today we will be looking at some of the funniest coincidences.

今天我們要看一些好笑的巧合

I can't say that. I cannot pronounce coincidence....

我不會唸這個詞。我不會唸「巧合」

Coincidences.

巧合

Co-in

巧

You guys know what I'm talking about.

你們知道我在說什麼詞

We are going to be looking at some of the funniest coincidences...caught on photo. So yeah, these are going to be hilarious!

我們將要看一些好笑的巧合...被拍到的。所以對，這些照片很好笑

I hope you guys enjoy.

我希望你們喜歡

Try to pronounce coincidences.

試著唸「巧合」

Well yeah without further ado, I think we're just gonna jump right in to it.

嗯好，事不宜遲，我們直接來看這些照片

So yeah let's do this.

開始吧！

They'll never find me here...

他們不會在這裏找到我...

That one is really cool cause you guys see the tail?

這個很酷，你們看到牠的尾巴了嗎？

It's just so spot on.

這超剛好

Nothing is written in stone.

沒有什麼事是寫在石頭上的

It's kind of coincidence cause...

這有點巧因為

Pretty sure.... is that written in stone?

很明顯啊...這是寫在石頭上的吧？

Shut up!

閉嘴！

Sorry...I'm sorry.

抱歉...對不起

Sorry.

對不起

Maybe it's not stone no that looks like stone. I'm sorry that looks like stone, you messed up!

也許這不是石頭。不，它看起來像石頭。不好意思，它看起來像石頭。你搞砸了

Boy age 4 falls out of window and lands on feet

四歲小男孩摔出窗外且平安落地

was wearing Superman shirt.

當時他穿著超人衣服

Look at his face.

看他的臉

~Music~

A poor name choice for something that is on fire.

一個有糟糕名字的東西著火了

Look what is says guys, do you see it? And it says Inferno.

看看車上寫什麼，你看到了嗎？它寫著火海

Oh my! Oh!

噢不！噢

Oh!

噢！

It says Inferno and is literally is an RV on fire.

這車子上寫火海，而且這台露營車著火了

Haha!

哈哈！

Why?

為什麼？

Why is that the best co-in that is so ironic.

為什麼這是最巧合的，這真諷刺

You have brought shame upon this house, this dog is not well behaved.

你丟了這家人的臉。這隻狗表現不佳

Because he just ripped up Certificate of Dog Obedience Training.

因為牠剛把狗品行訓練證照給撕爛

It literally sent to be trained and this is what happens.

牠已接受訓練，而這是訓練後的結果

He ripped up the own Certificate, he is like no.

牠把自己的證照撕爛，牠是不

Someone went shopping with old navy together and they're all blonde,

有人一起去Old Navy買東西，而且這些人都是金髮

and they're all white,

而且他們都是白人

and they are all wearing a black jacket,

而且他們都穿黑色夾克

and they are all named Jenny(s).

而且他們的名字都叫珍妮

That one is Jenny, Jenny, Jenny, Jenny.

那個叫珍妮、珍妮、珍妮、珍妮

This is awkward and it feels like they don't even realise it.

這好怪異，他們甚至還沒發現這個巧合

No dress code at work but we all randomly wore this today...awkward.

沒有先說好要穿什麼衣服，但我們今天卻碰巧都穿上...怪

Very awkward.

非常怪

Good thing that you guys didn't wear the same jean colour

還好你們褲子顏色不一樣

cause that.....I would have not went in there

因為..我不會去那間店

If that's a store...I wanna just...I wanna went it there look at you guys and just laugh.

如果這是間店...我想我會...會進去看你們然後嘲笑你們

Safety begins with you.

安全從你開始

Except for that car...cause you know that car is totaled.

除了這台車...因為你知道這台車被撞爛了

That car is totaled

這台車被撞爛了

In front of a bus so maybe it doens't begin with you...maybe it begins with that guy over there.

撞到這台巴士，所以安全不是從你開始...或許是從這個人開始

Come on bro you ruined it. You ruined It the damn slogan!

噢兄弟，你毀了這個口號。你毀了這個口號！

Visited the art institute at Chicago last weekend and this is what happened.

上禮拜參觀了芝加哥美術館，而這是去了之後的結果

I'm literally a piece of art... Thank you...Hahaha.

我是名符其實的藝術品...謝謝...哈哈哈

Well, a guy is literally a piece of art or should be a piece of art.

每個男生其實都是個藝術品，或應該是個醫術品

Bro what do you even find that jacket? It's like that guy knew that they had that piece of artwork in there.

兄弟你怎麼找到那件夾克的？這就像他早就知道美術館有這個藝術品

He was like I need a custom made jacket that just look exactly like it.

他就像說我要訂做一件跟這個藝術品一樣的的夾克

Is this cat look like Hitler?

這貓看起來像希特勒嗎？

Hit...Hitle? Hitler? Kittler?

希...希特勒？希特勒？貓特勒？

Kittler??

貓特勒？？

Dude? I think you are...

老兄？我覺得你...

Dude.

老兄

You are on TV dude.

你上電視了，老兄

Look.... Yeah

看....對

It's not me dude.

這不是我，兄弟

Just cause i have a beard doesn't mean I'm on TV.

我有鬍子不一定表示我上電視了

This is my last cover you know.

這是我最後的封面拍攝

They... erm

你...ㄜ

As you can see i was dressed as a cow but i got paid a lot.

你看，我穿得像牛，但我拿很多酬勞

The bird landed on a page about itself that's so ironic.

這隻鳥停在介紹牠自己的頁面上，這很讓人啼笑皆非

That's a coincidence right there... that's a pure coincidence.

這真的是個巧合...這真的是純屬巧合

When your face is on a sock.

當你的臉在襪子上

How do you feel? That's so weird.

你感覺如何？這超怪

That's just so weird, I would kinda be creeped out.

這真的超怪，如果是我我會被嚇壞

Paws, the paws return...haha

大白貓爪，大白貓爪回來了...哈哈（源自大白鯊 Jaws 電影諧音）

That is so...that is so funny, I love this one.

這好...這好好笑，我喜歡這個

This picture said "Stopped to get gas and apparently stumbled across a white car meet up."

這張照片寫：停車加油發現這裏是白色車子的見面會

All the cars are white, is that a coincidence? I think not, there is definitely something hidden here.

所有的車都白色，這是巧合嗎？我覺得不是，我覺得一定有東西藏在這裡

That awkward moment when you realise that you are dating your grandpa

當你發現你的約會對象是你爺爺的時候會有多怪

So there is a Giant food/pharmacy and also a Dick's sporting goods next to each other and together,

有一個很大的食物/藥妝店和一個叫 Dick 的體育用品店在旁邊

they are spelled Giant D*ck

擺在一起念會唸成大**

Yo!

呦！

Yo!

呦！

That's creepy.

這好恐怖

That's not even a coincidence, that is just creepy.

這不是巧合，這純粹令人發毛

Ok next oneㄡ

好，下一個

So this girl saw a cockroach and said she grabbed the first book she could reach. Guess what the book is called?

所以這個女孩看到一隻蟑螂，就拿了手邊最近的一本書，猜她拿到的書叫什麼？

Is called ”the Smashing Book“ and she just smashed the cockroach.

它叫「粉碎的書」，而且她剛好粉碎了這隻蟑螂

Hey guys i'm just going to wrap up this video.

嘿大家，這個影片已到了尾聲

That are some of the funniest coincidences.

這個影片有一些好笑的巧合

If you guys want me to make a part 2 let me know in the comments down below

如果你們想要我做第二部巧合影片，在下方留言跟我說

but without being sad. Thank you so much for watching guys.

同時，謝謝大家觀賞

Make sure to click another video there's 2 more you can choose from, so just click one

記得看其他的影片，還有兩個影片你可以看，所以就選一個

Or if you're new make sure to click that circle and subscribe and i'll see you guys next time

或者你第一次來看我的影片，記得訂閱我的頻道，我們下次見

on another episode until then. Have a great one and peace out guys.

在我們下次見之前祝你們有個美好的一天，再見！