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  • New Rules:

    新規上路

  • Donald Trump is the grown-up version

    川普就是飛機上

  • of every pain-in-the-ass kid

    坐在你後方

  • whoever sat behind you on a plane

    一直踢你椅子

  • kicking the back of your seat

    而且他老子和老娘放任撒野的

  • while the parents did nothing.

    臭屁孩成人版

  • "Little Logan is just exploring."

    「將要一發不可收拾」

  • No, little Logan is being a dick,

    喔不,應該說他算哪根蔥

  • and if you won't shove him in the overhead bin, I will.

    如果你不把它塞到上面的行李置物櫃,讓我來吧!

  • Stop trying to pin the rise of Donald Trump

    不要試著把川普的崛起

  • on easy targets like

    僅僅針對在他的

  • racism, xenophobia, and fetal alcohol syndrome,

    種族主義、仇外、胎兒酒精症候群

  • and put the blame where it belongs

    而應該針對

  • - on the self-esteem movement.

    他的無妄自大

  • Have you noticed that nobody,

    你是否注意到

  • nobody ever does anything better than Donald Trump?

    沒有人能做得比川普更好?

  • "Nobody builds walls better than me...

    沒有人比我更會蓋「萬里長城」

  • I will be the greatest job president...

    我會是有史以來最棒的總統

  • Nobody knows the system better...

    沒有人比我更了解這個體系了

  • Nobody would be tougher on ISIS...

    沒有人敢像我直接和伊斯蘭國硬碰硬

  • Nobody loves the Bible more...

    聖經倒背如流就只有(我)

  • There's nobody better at the military...

    沒有人像我一樣允文允武

  • I could be more presidential than anybody."

    沒有人能比我更勝任總統這個職位了!

  • He really said all those things.

    這些全出自他口

  • Trump is the perfect candidate for the country

    數理不好的川普

  • that scores low in math and science,

    反倒是這個國家的最佳候選人

  • but off the charts in self esteem.

    雖然他的自尊心表現「良好」

  • A study of eight developed countries

    一項研究指出,八個已開發國家中

  • found that U.S. students were dead last in math skills,

    美國學生的數學能力敬陪末座

  • but No. 1 in confidence in math skill.s

    然而,對數學胸有成竹卻是名列第一

  • Yes, we're No.1 in thinking we're No.1.

    是的,自我感覺良好排名第一

  • And when the numbers don't validate that confidence?

    但如果數字不會說話呢?

  • We change the numbers!

    那界讓它說話吧!

  • In the '60s, at Yale, 10% of all grades were A's.

    1960年代,百分之十的耶魯學生有A+

  • Now, it's 62%.

    現在呢? 是百分之六十二

  • Donald Trump is the epitome

    川普可以說是

  • of what they say on reality shows.

    所有實境秀的縮影

  • "Hey, the most important thins is just 'you doing you'."

    「聽好,重要的是做『你自己』。」

  • Yah, but what if "you" is a big asshole?

    好囉! 那如果「你」剛好是那個老鼠屎呢?

  • Share this video if you think Donald Trump should rethink his confidence.

    如果你覺得川普應該好好反省他莫名的自信,那麼請分享這則影片吧!

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    Kristi Yang 發佈於 2021 年 01 月 14 日
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