Name: 總統一週內能造成多少損失？ (How Much Damage Could The President Do In One Week?)
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T06:43:24.000Z
Duration: 10 min 50 s
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( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) WE'VE MISSED YOU GUYS.

WE'VE BEEN OFF THE AIR FOR THE LAST SEVEN... YEARS?

>> Stephen: SO THIS IS OUR FIRST SHOW OF THE TRUMP

( LAUGHTER ) "TAKE THE WEEK OFF, THEY SAID.

AMERICA WILL STILL BE HERE WHEN YOU GET BACK.

HOW MUCH COULD HE DO IN A WEEK?" WE WERE HERE FOR THE

EVERYBODY SAID, WHETHER YOU VOTED FOR HIM OR NOT, YOU KNOW,

PEOPLE SAID, YOU KNOW, LET'S NOT WORRY TOO MUCH, OKAY?

( LAUGHTER ) THE LINE MOVES SO FAST ON THIS

( LAUGHTER ) EVERY DAY YOU JUST GET RIGHT

BACK ON THAT ROLLERCOASTER AND START THROWING UP.

( APPLAUSE ) YOU GOT TO GIVE THE GUY CREDIT.

HE CAN CREELLY GET A LOT OF STUFF UNDONE.

FROM OBAMACARE TO CLIMATE CHANGE TO TORTURE, HE'S ALREADY MOVED

IF THIS KEEPS UP, PRETTY SOON, I'M GOING TO LAUNCH THE "COLBERT

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) NO, YOU CAN'T SUSTAIN A SHOW

( LAUGHTER ) THIS GUY TRUMP -- IS THAT HIS

THIS GUY IS THE USAIN BOLT OF EXECUTIVE ORDERS.

THE LATEST IS THE ORDER BANNING ANY REFUGEES FROM ENTERING THE

THERE ARE CURRENTLY MORE REFUGEES THAN AT ANY TIME SINCE

WORLD WAR II, AND TRUMP JUST SLAMMED THE DOOR.

EXPLAINS WHY THE POEM ON THE STATUE OF LIBERTY NOW READS,

"DON'T LET IT HIT YA WHERE THE GOOD LORD SPLIT YA."

NOW, THIS BAN TOOK EFFECT IMMEDIATELY AND IT CAUGHT A LOT

LIKE TWO CHRISTIAN FAMILIES WHO HAD PLANNED THEIR DEPARTURE FROM

SYRIA FOR YEARS, SECURED ALL THEIR VISAS, AND THEN WERE

DETAINED AT PHILADELPHIA INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT AND THEN

( BOOING ) THAT'S LIKE SAYING... WELCOME TO

TRUMP'S AMERICA, A SHINING CITY ON A... PSYCH!

FIVE-YEAR-OLD IRANIAN BOY WAS DETAINED FOR HOURS AND KEPT FROM

OR AS KELLYANNE CONWAY CALLS IT, "ALTERNATIVE DAYCARE."

>> Stephen: NOW, ALL OF THIS IS UPSETTING, IF

YOU'RE ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE WHO THOUGHT ABOUT IT.

WHICH IS WHY TENS OF THOUSANDS OF PROTESTORS SPONTANEOUSLY

DEMONSTRATED AT AIRPORTS ALL AROUND THE COUNTRY.

>> Stephen: DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW ANGRY PEOPLE

( LAUGHTER ) JUST WALK TO YOUR DESTINATION.

PEOPLE WERE SO ANGRY THAT AT SEATTLE'S SEATAC AIRPORT, POLICE

AND THERE WAS OUTRAGE ALL OVER THE WORLD.

A MEMBER OF IRAQ'S PARLIAMENT SAID THAT FOLLOWING THE BAN, "IT

IS VERY LIKELY THAT IRAQ WILL STOP GRANTING U.S. CITIZENS

SORRY KIDS, THERE GOES SPRING BREAK IN FALLUJAH.

THOUGH, HONESTLY, WHEN DID THE U.S. EVER ASK PERMISSION TO

RESPONDED TO CRITICISM THAT THE PLAN WAS RUSHED, TWEETING,

"IF THE BAN WERE ANNOUNCED WITH A ONE-WEEK NOTICE, THE "BAD"

WOULD RUSH INTO OUR COUNTRY DURING THAT WEEK.

I DON'T THINK PRESIDENT TRUMP HAS EVER "USED" QUOTATION MARKS

HE JUST THROWS QUOTATIONS IN THERE -- THERE, THAT'LL MAKE IT

AND "BAD DUDES?" IF YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT THE

MOST EVIL PEOPLE IN THE WORLD, THAT'S PRETTY FLIPPANT, SIR.

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