Well nothing much, just my big fat zits.

不，沒什麼，只是顆又大又肥的青春痘

Man that’s gross, I just had lunch and I feel like puking now.

真的很明顯，我才剛吃午餐，但現在感覺都要吐出來了

Eh, just forget it man. Wipe this info from your brain!

痾，忘掉吧！把所有關於剛剛的資訊從你的腦中掃除

I wish I could do that, but I'm no robot you Star Wars addict! Anyway, something's been

我希望我可以，但我又不是機器人！你真是星際大戰裡的狂粉。不論如何

bothering me lately.

最近有一件事一直困擾著我

Like what man? I don't really remember you being the kind of guy to be worried about

是什麼呢？我不記得你是那種會為小事情

things in general.

煩惱的人啊

Well, I just looked at my dad this morning and realized that he is actually going balder

是這樣的，我今早看到我爸，突然發現他

with each passing day. I'm worried that by the time I'll be in my early twenties, I'll

隨著日子一天天過去，開始禿頭了。我很擔心當我到20出頭歲的時候，我也會

go completely bald.

變得完全禿頭

Man, I'm really sorry to hear this. By the looks of it, it seems that you will go bald

我很遺憾聽到這個。照這個情況看來，你可能以後真的會禿頭

and it's only a matter of time.

一切都只是時間的問題而已

I don't know what to do, I am actually very worried and think I'm going to get depressed

我不知道該怎麼做，我是真的很煩惱，我覺得我很快地就會變得很憂鬱了

soon. What should I do?

我該怎麼做？

Come on man, there are various ways to get your hair back these days from pills to shampoos

拜託！現在有很多方式可以讓頭髮長回來啊！例如藥丸或是洗髮精

and ultimately hair implant procedures. And you're young dude, you still have a lot of

還有頭髮毛囊的移植。而且你還年輕呢！你還有很多

hair.

頭髮

True, true. But I don't know, I just cannot get this thought out of my head.

是阿是阿。但我不知道為什麼，我就是無法將這個想法拋出腦外

Listen, it's true that one day you will get bald, but until that time, just enjoy your

聽著，或許你有一天真的會變禿頭，但在那之前，你只需要享受你的人生

life. There's no reason to worry about something that didn’t even happen yet.

沒有理由為了還沒發生的事情如此擔憂

Your words ring truer than my clock in the morning. I might just do that and even if

你的話比我早上的鬧鐘清澈多了。我會試著做做看的，即使

I'll go bald, don't you think I look good with a shaved head?

我之後會禿頭。你不覺得我剃頭的話也會很好看嗎？

Yes, definitely better than with this so called hairdo you currently have.

會啊，一定會比現在這所謂的「做頭髮」還要好看

Well then, thanks for being a friend and hopefully I won't get to be called "light bulb" too

謝謝你是我的朋友，還有，希望我不會太快變成所謂的

soon.

頭頂發光的「燈泡」

No problem man, just light the way!

不會的，好好照亮你的路！