So, long story short

I reached out to him and asked to see a business plan.

Wait I'm sorry, who are we talking about?

I forgot from the last ten minutes of you telling this story.

It's a French inventor that Brent found on Reddit.

The condom he's created

applies only to the tip.

How does it stay on?

Magnets.

Guys, can we go outside?

I can't get a good picture in here.

The food hasn't come yet.

You're right, we need a picture with the food.

Has anyone seen The Jinx? I've been catching up.

(Josh laughs)

What's funny, Josh?

Oh nothing, I'm just reading the news.

Ah! Hey, we're in public!

It's just one finger?

Nice.

(high five)

Josh will be here any minute, he just had to help his friend Jess move.

Is Jess a guy or a girl?

I don't know.

Do they name girls Jess?

Don't worry about it. We can have fun, just the three of us.

Is this a girl!?

Babe, don't worry. You're so much prettier than her.

Oh my god, he's calling. He's calling, it's fine. We're in love.

Hello?

Allison you have one little hair--

No, Chase stop it.

And the psychic knew that she would have a deep impact on my

sexual awakening.

This is your ex girlfriend?

Mhmm. But we're still friends.

I tried to get Allison to come to therapy with me, but she said no.

I thought you were joking.

I would never joke about this.

(whispering) Did you get my email?

What email?

Chase likes to transcribe our fights,

so that we can go over them in the morning with a level head.

That is so amazing. I bet that makes you guys

just indestructable as a couple.

I'm wet just thinking about it.

Feminism is about choice!

Being sex positive isn't anti-feminist!

No woman wants to be a prostitute.

How would you know!? Are you a woman?

Would you like to see my dick?

Ohhh, has anyone seen The Jinx?

No.

Well, I don't wanna spoil it, but it's a rollercoaster of emotions

Genitals don't equal gender!

Next thing you know you're gonna tell me

I have the right to identify as a toaster.

I wish you were a toaster so I could unplug you.

What do you do, Steve?

I use woodwork to visualize the oppression in black culture.

Are you black?

I wish.

(together) CHECK!

And then when you found out about that woman in California,

you knew Durst had definitely done it.

That's what I've been saying!

You ladies waitin' on anyone else?

-A: Nope! -G: Just us!

Gaby?

Oh god. (off screen: Heyyy!)

Alls.

We gotta find a new brunch place.

(music)

I'm sorry, what is your name again?

Teddy.

Theodore.

(sighs)

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