THIS EVENING'S ROLL CALL WILL BE A CELEBRATION OF THE FILM CAREER

OF THE ONE, THE ONLY MR. TOM CRUISE.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) HOW ARE YOU DOING, TOM?

>> I'M GOOD.

>> James: ARE YOU READY?

>> NO, NO.

>> James: YOU'RE NOT READY TO DO THERE.

>> NO, I'M NOT READY, BUT I'LL DO IT, LET'S GO.

>> James: WELL, THEN, LET'S BEGIN.

>> LET'S GO.

(APPLAUSE) >> I FEEL THE NEED.

>> James: THE NEED.

>> THE NEED FOR SPEED.

>> James: ALL RIGHT, YOU'RE STILL UNDER A CAUTION, GO BACK

ON THE TRACK AND HIT THE PACE CAR.

>> HIT THE PACE CAR.

>> James: HIT THE PACE CAR.

>> WHAT FOR.

>> James: BECAUSE YOU HIT EVERY OTHER DAMN THING OUT

THERE.

I WANT YOU TO BE PERFECT.

10 MINUTES TO WOPNER.

>> James: DON'T WANT TO MISS WOPNER.

>> RAYMOND, RAYMOND, YOU ARE REAL ESTATE GOING TO MAKE IT.

>> James: 10 MINUTES TO WOPNER.

>> RAYMOND.

(LAUGHTER) CHEESIER CHEESIER.

>> SEE, THAT'S HOW YOU CAN ROLL, NO MORE FLIES FOR MY BOY.

PLAYA PLAYA PLAYA PLAYA.

>> RACHEL, RACHEL!

>> OKAY.

WE HAVE A WHITE MALE, LATE 30S, A SUSPECTED-- I BELIEVE HE'S GOT

A FAKE BRITISH ACCENT, THE FIS EKE OF A SNOWMAN AND LIKE ZERO

MUSCLES.

>> James: NOT ZERO MUSES EL, IT'S NOT ZERO MUSCLES.

I SEE WHAT YOU ARE DOING.

>> THIS IS MY CAREER, CARRY ON.

>> James: DO THE NEXT FILM.

♪ MISSION IMPOSSIBLE THEME SONG).

♪ ♪

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).

♪ >> James: IT'S IMPOSSIBLE.

IMPOSSIBLE.

♪ >> James: OKAY, I WANT TO MAKE

SURE YOU ARE READY.

>> LET'S DO THIS.

>> James: SHOW ME THE MONEY.

>> SHOW YOU THE MONEY.

>> James: NO, NO, NO, NOT SHOW YOU THE MONEY, SHOW ME THE

MONEY!

>> SHOW ME-- .

>> James: NO, SHOW.

>> SHOW.

>> James: ME, ME.

>> ME.

>> James: MONEY!

>> MONEY!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

>> JUST DOING THE SCENE FROM.

>> IF YOU ARE GOING TO DO T LET ME DO IT RIGHT.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) >> SHOW ME THE MONEY.

>> SHOW ME THE MONEY.

>> SHOW!

>> SHOW!

>> ME!

>> ME!

>> THE!

>> THE!

>> MONEY!

>> MONEY!

SHOW ME THE MONEY!

>> CONGRATULATIONS, YOU'RE STILL MY AGENT.

>> James: U.S.A.!

U.S.A.!

U.S.A.!

♪ HERE I GO AGAIN ON MY OWN.

♪ GOING DOWN THE ONLY ROAD I'VE EVER KNOWN.

♪ LIKE A I WAS BORN TO WALK ALONE.

♪ AND I MADE UP MY MIND.

♪ AND YOU WASTED NO MORE TIME.

♪ HERE I GO AGAIN.

♪.

>> YOU CAN PRETEND IT'S WINE.

>> MAY I HAVE THE PASSWORD FIDELIO.

>> ARE YOU ABSOLUTELY RIGHT, BRILLIANT.

FANTASTIC.

>> COLONEL JESSEP, DID YOU-- (LAUGHTER)

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) COLONEL JESSEP, DID ORDER THE

CODE RED?

>> YOU WANT ANSWERS.

>> I THINK I'M ENTITLED.

>> YOU WANT ANSWERS.

>> I WANT THE TRUTH!

>> YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH.

>> DID YOU ORDER THE CODE RED?

>> YOU [BLEEP] I DID.

♪ SHAKE IT TO THE LEFT, SHAIBLG IT TO THE RIGHT.

♪ YOU DO THE WITH ALL OF YOUR MIGHT.

♪ YEAH.

♪ WHOOO.

♪ HIPPY HIPPY SHAKE.

♪.

>> DO YOU BELIEVE A MAN CAN CHANGE HIS DESTINY.

>> I BELIEVE I MAN DOES WHAT HE CAN.

AND HIS DESTINY IS REVEALED.

♪.

>> LIVIN' THE DREAM, BABY, LIVIN' THE DREAM.

>> NOW REMEMBER, YOU WANTED THIS.

>> YOU'RE GOING TO BE OKAY.

>> James: YOU KNOW WHAT, TOM, THIS WAS SO GREAT, I REALLY

THINK YOU SHOULD MAKE A SEQUEL.

>> IT'S FUNNY YOU SHOULD MENTION THAT, JAMES.

BECAUSE WE DID DO A SEQUEL AND IT'S CALLED JACK REACHER NEVER

GO BACK AND IT OPENS IN THEATERS EVERYWHERE THIS FRIDAY, OCTOBER

21S.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) >> I'M NOT A SOLDIER.

OKAY.

LOOK.

I'M NOT A SOLDIER.

I-- .

>> COME ON, REALLY, I'M NOT A SHOULDER-- SOLDER, PLEASE,

DON'T-- STOP.

SHOULD STICK THOSE OLD RECORDS OFF THE SHELF.

♪ I CAN'T LISTEN THEM BY MYSELF.

♪ TODAY'S MUSIC AIN'T GOT THE SAME SOUL.

♪ I LIKE THAT OLD TIME ROCK 'N' ROLL.

♪ LOOK THAT OLD TIME ROCK 'N' ROLL.

♪ THE KIND OF MUSIC JUST SOOTHS THE SOUL.

♪ I REMINISCE ABOUT THE DAYS OF OLD.

♪ AND THAT OLD TIME ROCK 'N' ROLL.

>> James: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MR. TOM CRUISE!

JACK REACHER, THIS FRIDAY, IN THEATERS AND IMAX.

GO SEE IT.

AND COME ON BACK.

EVERYBODY.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) TOM CRUISE!

♪ ROCK 'N' ROLL.

♪ THE KIND OF MUSIC SOOTHS THE SOUL.

♪ I REMINISCE ABOUT THE DAYS OF OLD.

♪ AND THAT OLD TIME ROCK 'N' ROLL.

♪