It's Christmas!

聖誕節到了！

- It's just a holly jolly everywhere.

-到處都是祝你聖誕佳節快樂

It's Christmas!

聖誕節到了耶！

- I make some cookies and brownies and cakes.

-我做了一些餅乾、布朗尼還有蛋糕

It's Christmas.

聖誕節到了唷！

- My ultimate goal is to catch Santa and his reindeer.

-我的終極目標就是捕獲野生的聖誕老人和他的麋鹿

It's Christmas.

聖誕節又來啦！

- These stupid carolers try to come and sing at my door.

-那些愚蠢的合唱歡樂聖誕歌曲的人又來我家

It's Christmas.

聖誕節又來了！

- [All Together] It's Christmas!

-(異口同聲) 聖誕節又到了！

- [Together] Hey guys!

-(兩人一起) 嘿，大家！

- It's Brooklyn and Bailey, and today's video

-我們是布魯克琳和貝莉，今天的影片

is going to be the five different

要帶大家來看到

types of people on Christmas.

聖誕節會出現5種不同的人喔

- Speaking of five, we have a five second challenge

-說到了5這個數字啊，我們要給你們

for y'all, let's see if you can hit that subscribe button

5秒鐘挑戰的試驗，看你能不能在5秒鐘之內

- [Together] In five seconds, five,

-(兩人一起) 按下訂閱按鈕。5

four, three, two, one, whoo!

4，3，2，1，哇嗚！

- You guys totally did it.

-你們真的做到了耶

- Now let's go onto the video.

-那我們現在就回到影片吧

(jazzy Christmas music) No.1 Christmas Crazy

(爵士版聖誕音樂) 第一種人：超級熱愛聖誕節的瘋子

- What's my favorite part about Christmas?

-你問我最愛聖誕節的哪個部分嗎？

I've had a calendar since last Christmas counting down

欸，我可是從去年聖誕節就開始在月曆上倒數了

the literal hours until this Christmas,

一直不斷倒數著到底還有幾小時，聖誕節才會來

and it's finally here!

現在它終於來了！

(No.2 Scrooge) - Why am I even here, I hate the decorations,

(第二種人: 聖誕節吝嗇鬼) -我到底為什麼會在這裡啊？我恨聖誕節裝飾

I hate Christmas.

我討厭聖誕節！！

(No.3 Present Obsessed) - My favorite part about Christmas is waking up

(第三種人: 聖誕禮物偏執狂) -我最愛聖誕節的地方就是

early to see my presents.

早點起床看到我的禮物了

I wake up at four a.m. sharp,

我凌晨4點整的時候就爬起來

and I go downstairs to see my presents

趕快衝到樓下藏在聖誕樹下的

under the Christmas tree, because I love

我的禮物，因為啊，我就是喜歡

counting how many I get before mommy and daddy wake up.

在我爸媽醒來以前，算好我到底拿到多少禮物

They don't like that I get up early, but I don't care,

他們不喜歡我起的那麼早，但我才不甩他們呢

I love my presents.

我就是愛我的禮物

(No.4 Santa Hunter) - My favorite part about Christmas is the Santa hunting.

(第四種人: 聖誕老公公獵人) -我最愛聖誕節的地方就是可以捕獲聖誕老人

I've had this pulled up 24/7 for the past year.

我從去年就每天24小時不停地追蹤他們行跡 (譯註: 24/7指的是每天而且整天的概念，也就是1個禮拜7天、每天24小時不停歇)

I've been watching Santa prepare gifts for everybody.

我就一直在看聖誕老人準備著每個人的禮物

I know what everybody's getting,

我知道每個人都可以拿到

'cause I've been watching him all year long on this,

因為我一整年都一直在這上面觀察他

and I am so ready to finally see him this year.

而我已經準備好今年終於可以見到他

(No.5 Granny) - My favorite part about Christmas is the bakin',

(第五種人: 愛烘焙的阿嬤型) 我聖誕節最喜歡的地方啊，大概就是烘焙吧

not the meat bacon, the baking bakin', like the goodies.

不是那個可以吃的肉的培根，是做好吃的東西出來的烘焙 (譯註: 英文的bakin'和bacon音相近)

My favorite thing to cook for my grandbabies is

我最愛做的啊，就是為我寶貝的孫子孫女們

my special Christmas cookies.

烤我特製的聖誕節餅乾

- My traditions on Christmas day?

-我們家在聖誕節通常會有什麼傳統？

Well, we do a lot of stuff as a family,

恩，我們全家是在一起做很多事沒錯啦

but I don't like that, I love opening Christmas presents.

但我不喜歡，我比較喜歡開聖誕節禮物

The presents from Santa are my favorite,

聖誕老人寄來的禮物是我的最愛

but I also like counting the presents

但我也很喜歡數來自

from mommy and daddy and grandma

媽咪、爸比、奶奶

and auntie and uncle, and all the presents.

叔叔、阿伯、姑姑、阿姨，他們送給我的禮物

- I eat, sleep, even poop Christmas.

-我聖誕節的時候，吃啊、睡啊都是最基本的，當然還有大便

One time, I ate so many of these cupcakes,

有一次啊，我吃了太多這種小杯子蛋糕

my poop was green and red.

結果我的屎都變成紅色跟綠色了耶

Talk about Christmas crazy, am I right?

說到聖誕節，有誰比我瘋啊，對不對？

- This here is my secret weapon.

-這個呢，是我的秘密武器

I never put it down during the Christmas season.

聖誕節的時候，我一刻都沒有把它放下過

It is a blessing in my heart.

它是我心中的一塊骨肉啊

I wake up in the morning, and I start bakin'.

我早上就起來了，然後我就開始做蛋糕餅乾

I make some cookies and brownies and cakes,

我做很多餅乾、布朗尼還有蛋糕

and then my grandbabies come over

然後我的寶貝乖孫子孫女一過來啊

and they just eat 'em all up.

他們就會把它都吃光光

It's so fun; I just love my family,

真的很好玩，我好愛我的家人

and especially the bakin'.

但我特別特別最愛烘焙喔

- I sit in my house, throwing snowballs

-我就這樣坐在家裡，朝那些經過我家的

at the little innocent kids that are passing by.

無辜小屁孩丟雪球

That brings me a little bit of joy

那是我在這可怕的節日裡

in this time of horridness. (sighs)

唯一帶給我的一點小小樂趣 (嘆氣)

- I love the Christmas carols, I love the music,

-我超愛聖誕節頌歌團、我愛聖誕節音樂

the food is fantastic, it's just holly jolly everywhere.

聖誕節的食物都超級好吃，到處都是祝你聖誕佳節快樂

I can't help but love it.

我真的無法不愛這個節日

I can't imagine someone not loving Christmas.

我還真無法想像怎麼會有人不喜歡聖誕節

They'd have to have a heart of coal.

他們的心肯定是用冰冷的煤炭做成的

- Everything's terrible, these stupid carolers

-所有的事情都爛透了，那些愚蠢的

come and try to sing at my door.

合唱歡樂聖誕歌曲的人又來我家

♫ We wish you a merry Christmas

♫ 祝你聖誕節快樂

♫ We wish you a merry Christmas - I told you to knock it off.

♫ 祝你聖誕節快樂 -我不是跟你們講過不要再來了 = =

Are they gone?

他們走了嗎？

♫ And a happy New Year

♫ 還有祝你新年快樂

I hate all Christmas music

我討厭所有聖誕節的音樂

and the food isn't even that good.

聖誕節的食物根本就有夠難吃

- I wished for a unicorn for Christmas this year,

-我說過我今年聖誕節想要一個獨角獸

but mommy says they aren't real,

可是媽咪說牠們不是真的

so I asked for a pony, but Santa always delivers

所以我就改成希望能收到一隻小馬，可是聖誕老公公每次都說到做到

so I think I'm getting a unicorn.

所以我猜我應該可以拿到一隻獨角獸

- Well, I haven't actually seen Santa,

-好吧，其實我還沒看過聖誕老人長什麼樣子

but this year I've been working on something special.

可是我今年一整年都忙著在弄這特別的儀器

It's the Santa Sensor 3000.

聖誕老人追蹤感應器3000

All my previous ancestors who've actually

我所有真正看過聖誕老人的祖先

spotted Santa, would be amazed at this thing.

肯定會對這個玩意兒感到驚奇

It has so many capabilities that none of them

這東西有太多功能是我的祖先

could even dream of.

想像不到的

- I always wear a full Christmas outfit.

-我總是穿著一套完整的聖誕節服裝

As you can see, I have my Santa hat,

如你所見，我有戴耶誕老人帽

my Christmas sweater, my Santa Claus leggings,

我的聖誕毛衣、聖誕老人毛線褲

and my snowflake socks, aah.

還有我的雪花飄零的襪子，啊~

That's right, and I have many more Christmas sweaters

沒有錯，而且我還有超多聖誕節的毛衣

and they're all in my closet, and I pick one

它們現在全住在我的衣櫃裡，然後

for every day of December, but this one's my favorite,

我在12月的每一天都會挑一件來穿，但這件是我的最愛呢

that's why I saved it for Christmas day.

這就是為什麼我聖誕節的時候要一直穿著它

I don't know if you can see it,

我不確定你看不看得到

but it's Christmas trees with sparkly ornaments

但這可是黏著一堆閃閃發光裝飾品

on it that stick out.

的聖誕樹喔

- This is my Christmas sweater.

-這是我的聖誕節毛衣啦

I wear it all the time during the holidays

整個聖誕節我都穿著它

because it shows how I feel truly

因為它表明了我對這個節日

feel about this stupid holiday.

感到多麼地愚蠢

It's an X over Santa, and that's how I feel.

就聖誕老人上面一個大叉叉，這就是我的感受

It represents everything about this holiday season

這完完全全地表現出我對這個節日

that I feel deep down inside of me. (sighs)

所有內心討厭、不爽的感覺(嘆氣)

- My ultimate goal is to catch Santa and his reindeer.

-我的終極目標就是捕獲野生的聖誕老人和他的麋鹿

I wanna be there the second that he touches my house.

他來到我家的那一刻，我就要先待在那守株待兔

So, how I'm going to do this, is I'm going to set

所以呢，我要做的就是，到時候我會設下一個

a trap, I'm going to stay up all night long,

陷阱，然後徹夜不睡守在那邊

and I'm going to be hiding behind those trees

然後我會帶著我的聖誕老人追蹤感應器3000

with my Santa Hunter 3000, searching

躲在聖誕樹下，仔細尋找

and watching for Santa to come.

並觀察聖誕老人的蹤跡與來訪

- Bah humbug, I hate Christmas.

-Bah，攏騙肖欸啦，我痛恨聖誕節

- Thank you guys so much for watching that video,

-非常感謝你們大家收看這部影片

and don't forget to comment below

不要忘了在底下說說看你們

on which type of person you think you are on Christmas.

覺得自己在聖誕節是屬於哪一種人喔

- If you guys want to subscribe to our channel,

-如果你們想訂閱我們的頻道

hit the button right here.

就點擊左邊的圓形按鈕

If y'all want to watch more of our Christmas videos,

如果你們想看更多我們為聖誕節做的特輯

hit the button up there,

點擊上面的播放清單

and if you want to see some of our favorite videos,

如果你想看一些我們也很愛的其他系列的影片

hit the button right below that.

就點擊下面的播放清單

- We'll see y'all next week, love y'all, mwah!

-我們下禮拜再見啦，愛你們大家，啾咪！