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  • I prayed every night...

    我每晚都在祈禱...

  • Please, Youtube...

    拜託你,YouTube...

  • Please...

    拜託你...

  • /noticed me ~/

    /注意我~/

  • Please, send me Golden Play Button...

    拜託,寄給我黃金播放按鍵...

  • Been a- I've been a good boy.

    我.. 我一直都是個乖孩子

  • I got a lot of subscribers, you know, Youtube...

    YouTube,你知道嗎,我有很多訂閱者

  • You really how to fucking notice me (?)

    你到底要怎樣才會他媽的注意到我?

  • I'm the biggest channel!

    我是訂閱人數最多的頻道耶

  • Why don't I have a Golden Play But to n?!

    為什麼我沒有黃金播放按鈕?!

  • My numbers kept growing

    我的訂閱數字持續飆升

  • from millions...

    從100萬...

  • ...to ten millions.

    到1000萬耶

  • And I thought at least I gave it- give it a- get a Diamond Play Button...

    我以為我至少會得到類似鑽石的播放按鍵

  • But who cares?!

    但誰在乎啊?!

  • Who really cares about Diamond Play Button when you can have GOLD?! /so true/

    當你真的拿到黃金播放按鈕,誰還在乎那個鑽石按鈕啊?

  • Where do I put this down, dammit...

    我要放在哪裡啊,該死...

  • All these channels that abuse their Play Button...

    其他頻道都會虐待他們的播放按鈕...

  • well, cut it in half...

    好比說,弄成一半...

  • /this is too violent/

    (這太暴力啦 > < )

  • They smash it with the hydrolic press...

    他們用水壓器把它壓爛

  • /please stop this torture/

    (請停止這樣行為啊 > <\\\\\\)

  • well

    你知道嗎?

  • I finally got it.

    我終於拿到了

  • I got my Play Button.

    我拿到我的播放按鍵

  • We all know what happened that day...

    我們都知道那天發生了什麼事...

  • When the fire nation attacked... sorry.

    當火族發動攻擊... 抱歉

  • Just when I got my Play Button.

    反正就是那時候我拿到了我的播放按鍵

  • IT'S FUCKING BROKEN!1!

    但卻他媽的壞掉了!!

  • Congrats for surpassing one million...

    恭喜你達成了100萬啊...

  • OH, THAT'S COOL いいよ!こいよ!

    喔,這真的是太酷了!

  • THAT HAPPENED YEARS AGO

    早在就該發生了

  • GIVE ME FORTY FOUR OF THESE!1!!

    給我44個這個!!!

  • It was broken. т_т

    但它壞了 т_т

  • /depression/

    (傷心)

  • *whispering* Just like my heart.

    (低語) 就像我的心

  • It was too hard for me to deal with...

    這讓我太難以承受了...

  • And I had to sell it.

    所以我就只好把它賣掉

  • I had to sell my Golden Play Button to a random stranger...

    我得賣掉我的黃金播放按鍵給隨便一個陌生人...

  • /tragedy continues/

    不過今天呢... 一切... 都要改變啦!

  • /dat hair tho/

    我拿到了來自

  • Today... it all... CHANGES!

    YouTube的包裹

  • Got a package

    我們拆開來看

  • from YouTube

  • LET'S LOOK

    Ooooh

  • /the most dramatic moment in life/

    耶屎

  • OOoh

    終...

  • Ooooh (x2)

    終於啊...

  • YAS

    呃赫

  • Fina...

    終於到啦!!

  • Finally...

    喔,我真的好高興! :D

  • EUGH-UGH

    糾多馬茶!

  • Finally, it's here!

    這他媽的是什麼啊?

  • Oh, I'm so happy! :D

    屁弟派

  • wait

    什麼鬼?

  • What the fuck is this?..

    我要這個做什麼?!

  • PieuDiPie

    這不是我想要的啊!

  • WHAT

    嘿,羅馬尼亞人 (?)

  • /TRIGGERED/

    -你只要付我5英鎊(約新臺幣200元),這就你的了 -好...喔,ㄟ,我有20英鎊耶(約新臺幣800元)

  • WHAT AM I GONNA DO WITH THIS?!

  • THAT'S NOT THE ONE I WANTED

    那這樣的話,其實20英鎊我也很樂意收,謝謝你啊,羅馬尼亞人

  • HEY ROMANIA (?)

    -好喔,謝謝你 -再見

  • Five pounds and it's yours.

    我不想再看到它那張噁爛的面孔!

  • Well

    覺得噁心!

  • You know what, twenty will be just fine, thank you, Romania /I heard it the right way, didn't I..?/

    等等

  • Guy: Okay, thank you Pewds: Goodbye

    這是什麼啊?

  • I don't ever wanna see that fucking thing again...

    (好喔,就讓我們繼續看下去)

  • DISGUSTING

    (他媽的到底是什麼啊?!)

  • wait

    難道是...?

  • What is this?

  • /okay, now this is really interesting/

    另一個YouTube的包裹!

  • /what the fuck is there/

    碰不到

  • Could it be...

    拜託

  • OH

    拜託,拜託給我那個...

  • Another package from YouTube!!

    哦!

  • /goes wild/

    (喊叫聲)

  • Can't reach

    (太興奮啦,到底是啥呢?)

  • Please,

    (勝利的滋味,我來了!!?)

  • Please, let it be the one...

    耶屎

  • Oh!..

    太爽了!

  • *these moans again*

    (叫喊)

  • *gets extremely excited*

    太爽啦~~

  • *the real moan of victory*

    如果你很努力...

  • YEEES

    然後你開了第2個頻道...

  • Yes!

    然後夠婊到讓YouTube知道...

  • *groans*

    那你就可以再拿到另外一個! (笑得多燦爛)

  • YAEESS

    Jack Septiceye 2

  • If you work hard...

    我最愛的頻道耶

  • And if you create a second channel...

    我從一開始

  • And bitch enough to YouTube about it...

    就一直有在訂閱

  • You will actually get it. *breaks into laughter*

    我是Jack Septiceye2的超級死忠粉絲

  • Jack Septiceye 2

    這真的是個他媽的超級無敵讚的頻道...

  • My favourite channel.

    (親) 喔,我還可以透過反射看到自己的臉耶,我也太帥了吧

  • I've been subscribed

    喔,你這愛爾蘭的爛東西 :D

  • since the very beginning.

    這是要放在這裡,大家都看得到

  • Such a big fan of Jack Septiceye 2, it's such a great channel... /totally agree/

    這看起來真的很讚! (這是瑞典設計的耶,老兄= = )

  • *whispering passionately* It's just such a great fucking channel...

    這會出現在我的每一部影片裡,Jack Septiceye,你覺得怎麼樣?

  • *kisses* Oh, I see my own face in it, and it's BEAUTIFUL /a little bit of selfcest here/

    差點忘了這部影片的目的是什麼了

  • Oooh, you Irish piece of shit :D

    呃恩...

  • This is going s- right here, where everyone can see it!

    終於啊,我們終於拿到黃金播放按建,值得我們拿到的黃金播放按建!!

  • That looks really nice! /this is Swedish design, dudes/

    我從來沒有以一個女人的身分備受肯定

  • That's gonna be in all my videos now, HOW 'BOUT THAT, JACKSEPTICEYE?! :D

    我想感謝我所有的訂閱者

  • Forgot what this video was about.

    還有我的Septiceyes

  • Um...

    沒有你們的支持,我真的不可能辦得到

  • We got a Golden Play Button, finally, the Golden Play Button that we DESERVE!!

    這就是我的全世界

  • I've never felt as empowered as a woman. /what/

    (噴灑假眼淚)

  • I wanna thank all my viewers /you are welcome :3/,

    你們知道嗎? 我一開始我的頻道的時候,我從來都沒想過有一天能超過100萬的訂閱人數

  • all my Septiceyes,

    真的是太神奇了...

  • without your support I could never have done this. /aaaw/

    我不知道,我只是太感謝你們對我的支持...

  • It means the world to me.

    然後事實就是...

  • *faking tears*

    這代表著一切

  • You know, when I started to do my channel, I never expected that it would get a million subs...

    一個獎牌,而這獎牌意義真的深遠而重大

  • It- it's just incredible...

    這不僅僅只是個獎牌...

  • I don't know, I'm just so appreciative of all your support and...

    這是一種聲明 (感覺快哭了...TAT...)

  • The fact that we...

    這個聲明就是...

  • This really shows it.

    Jacksepticeye是個小婊子! ...

  • In one plaque. This plaque means so much...

    (笑)

  • It's not just a plaque...

    對不起哈哈

  • It's a statement. /oh my god, this is getting so intense/

    這太好笑了

  • And that statement is -

    這真的讓我太...讓我...太由衷地感到高興

  • Jacksepticeye is a little bitch!..

    所以沒有錯的,這也讓我知道下次應該做其他什麼樣的頻道 :D

  • *laughs*

    好啦,兄弟們,我們下一部影片再見啦

  • I'm sorry.

    像往常一樣

  • This is too funny.

    (舔)

  • It makes me so- makes me- It makes me genuinely happy.

    保..保..保持完美...

  • So yeah, let me now what the other channels we should make next time :D

    Septipliers :D

  • And I'll see you, Bros, in the next video.

  • As always,

  • *licks fist*

  • stay- stay- stay awesome...

  • Septipliers :D

  • Thx for turning the subs on, I tried my best :3

  • I know I might have misunderstood smth, so you may throw a shoe at me if you don't like the subs

  • I'm not so British, actually, 'cuz I'm from Russia

  • Listen to good music <3

  • Bring peace to the world ^~^

  • and

  • 3

  • 2

  • 1

  • SEPTIPLIER AWAY <3

I prayed every night...

我每晚都在祈禱...

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