M: YEAH

是阿!

*schoolgirl giggle*

XD

M: I mean..

我是說......

*confused* P: What game do we have for us today?

(✿ﾟ▽ﾟ)

M:eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh....

什麼?

overcooked?

今天要玩甚麼遊戲?

*Epic silence as Mariza said the most smartest thing since *that's what she said*

呃...

*Steve Harvey voice* SURVEYS SAY

Overcooked?

*ding*

♫ (音樂)～♫

*Audience cheering*

Steve Harvey:調查表示!

P: I will be....... *thinks*

(正確)

P: This guy because he has glasses....

(拍手與歡呼)

P: That one?

我想當...

M: Yeah! Dat one

這一位

P: We have to work together! (Oh boy..)

因為他有眼鏡

This game is ALL about teamwork! (Because we all know how well that works now.)

那個?

What happened was......

對 那個

Uhhhh

我們要團結合作

Trump became president D:

這遊戲的重點就是

*Signal Lost*

團結合作

*random grumble noises coming from weird onion king thing*

故事是這樣子的

P: What the fuck?

川普當選了

P: Is that us??

( 逼 )

P: That's us :D

WTF?

M: That's me :)

那是我們嗎?

P: Why are we so fat?

那是我們!

*end of world choir music*

為甚麼我們胖胖的ಠ_ಠ

P: Is that a giant meatball?!

那是巨大肉丸嗎?

[Swedish meatball?]

那是巨大的?是巨大肉丸!(*´∀`)~♥

P: Is that a gian..

義大利麵肉丸

P: It's a giant meatball! (Don't talk about yoour mom that way >:O)

我就知道瑞典會接管d(`･∀･)b

P: Spaghetti meatball!

你必須撿起那些食材

P: I knew Sweden would take over

給我...給我萵苣

*dragon roar*

給我萵苣!快點!

*French horn*

就放在這

P: You need to pick up an ingredient...

放那!

M: BOOM!! (wait poom?)

喔切萵苣是我的工作ok

P: Alright gimme the..gimme the lettuce

茶茶茶茶茶茶茶( ･`д･´)

P: Gimme the lettuce ASAP woma...

放下它...隨便一個地方

P: Hey man just put it here

然後在它前面按A

M: Put it there!

呃恩~~~

P: Okay it's my chop to cut the lettuce.. OK

今天星期三各位

*Chopnese*

呃恩~~~థ౪థ

M: What is thi...

給我番茄

P: No, so put that down somewhere else

我會切番茄給你Marzia 別擔心

P: And then press A infront of that

我們做了沙拉

M: Euhhhhhhh

最簡單的料理

It is Wednesday my dudes

給肉丸...(･_･)

M: Euhhhhhhh

ok所以現在出現一堆訂單但我們沒有那麼多時間

P: Now gimme the tomatoes

喔

I will chop the tomato for you Marzia don't worry

(ﾟ3ﾟ)

We made a salad

給我萵苣!

M: Of course

冷靜Marzia

P: The most simple dish....

花太多時間在做

P: To a meatball.

omg!

P: Okay so the order shows up there and we don't have that much tiiime

花太多時間...(´c_`)

M: Oh

我們必須餵肉...(ﾟ∀ﾟ)

P: Gimme that lettuce.

我覺得壓力好大...

P: Calm down Marzia

我在做了!!! P: 你在幹嘛?

M: Takin' too long m8

無法接受!!(╬ﾟдﾟ)

P: Ohhh my god *laughs*

(戈登·拉姆齊)沙拉是生的!!!

M: Takin' too long

等等 你為甚麼要切這個?

P: C'mon!

時間阿!大大!

*More Chopnese*

我在...試著去切東西

P: We gotta feed the meatba...

別再切萵苣了

P: I'm Already stressed out

我在試著讓這隻Kevin記住ฅ●ω●ฅ

M: I'm TRRYYIIIN

喔! NO!

P: What are you doin'? >:l

喔!! NO!!

M: Look where they *mumbles*

Marzia沙拉!

P: UNACCEPTABLE!

我沒看到 NO!!!

P: The salad is raw! (gordan saladsmayyyyy)

野獸不會滿意...

M: Wait, why did you cut these?

(*´艸`*)

M: come on m8

怎麼了?

P:I'm.. trying to cut *gulp* things

我...我就在他前面

M: Stop cutting lettuce

我在駕駛( ﾟ∀ﾟ)

P: I'm tryna impress Kevin over here OK?

你在駕駛嗎?(σﾟ∀ﾟ)σ

M: *gasp* Oh no!

我也可以駕駛σ(´∀｀*)

M: OH NO!

我們一起駕駛(*´∀`)~♥

P: Marzia, the salad!!

nonono這邊

M: I didn't see it.. NO!

嗚~~~

P: The beast will not be sa..

哪邊

P: What's the matter with you?! >:l

P:這邊 M:這邊

M: I..I was right infront of him!

這...(〃∀〃)

P: I'm driving this. Are you driving it?

stop!

P: I can drive it too :D

ok我們現在要做湯

P: We're driving it together

(ﾟДﾟ;)...壓力

P: Nonono this way

壓力

M: Wooo!!!!

(義大利pewds)阿 我們一起來做湯Marzia

M: Which way?

你想要洋蔥?

P: Th..this way

我會去切洋蔥

M: This way?

你 你不用擔心

P: This way!

怎麼放進去

P: This... *Pfft*

ok我放一個了

P: Stop

我該怎麼

P: Okay we're making soup now

X!(⁰▿⁰)

*Random exhale*

(義大利pewds)你不能切洋蔥切這麼快

M: The pressure...

你在幹嘛!?你瘋女人!(╬ﾟдﾟ)

P: The pressure!

ok把湯放那

P: *Mario accent* ahh we making the soup together Marzia.

這?

P: You want-a the onion!?

那

P: I will chop the onions you- you don't worry

這

P: How do you put it in?

你要把湯丟進垃圾桶???你瘋了?(`д´)

P: Okay I put one in!

湯已經準備好了!!!

M: What do I...?

Marzia給我湯!!

P: "X"

omg我們有滅火Marzia(?)｡:.ﾟヽ(*´∀`)ﾉﾟ.:｡

*Chopnese*

為甚麼那不...

P: You do not cut onion fast enough

(´◓Д◔`)

P: What-a you doing!? you crazy woooman!

甚麼?

P: Ok put the soup there

(義大利pewds)搜哩 搜哩 媽媽咪呀

M: Here?

omgomg他燒起來了

P: .. There

義大利...(義大利pewds)你把湯煮焦了?

P: Here

戈登·拉姆齊會氣死

[Teamwork Intensifies]

我們做了一堆的洋蔥湯

P: You were gonna put the soup in the trash you crazy!

但為甚麼我們

P: THE SOUP IS READY TO SERVE!

這是最流行的菜餚(ゝ∀･)b

P: MARZIA!

洗盤子阿大大

M: How do I give it?

我在做了!!!

P: Give me the soup

你現在甚麼都沒做

P: Oh my god we have a fire Marzia!

我們有10秒做下一道湯

M: Wh..why is it not going into the middle?

快!!Σ(ﾟДﾟ；≡；ﾟдﾟ)

P: Specially ... cra-

湯已經好了!!洗這個!!!

M: Bro!

omg洗洗洗洗洗洗

M: What?

okokokok過來過來過來

P: *Mario voice again* Saarry!

NO!!!!! ( ´ﾟДﾟ`)

P: Sorry mamamia I didnt know!

DAMN IT!! ( ´ﾟДﾟ`)

M: Oh my God! Oh my God its burning!

( ´･･)ﾉ(._.`)

P: Italian... Oh you burn the soupa? Gordan Ramsey would not be pleased!

你拿到3顆

LOOK AT MY EYES! NOT AS PISSED AS I AM?! (yeasss)

(*´ω`)人(´ω`*)

P: Yeah we make A LOT of onion soups

等等 他們是人

M: But why do we-

(義大利pewds)

P: It's our most popular dish

你煮焦了湯!?

M: CLEAN THE DISHES M8!

SHIT!SHIT!

P: I'm trying!

別擔心我來

M: you're doing nothing right now.

我們超不擅長

P: *Panics* We have 10 seconds for the next soup!

阿~~~~!!!

M: Nooo!!!

別再煮焦了快放到盤子上!!!!!ヽ(`Д´)ノ

P: HURRY UPPP!

不要切!!我才是負責切的!!!!!(ﾒ ﾟ皿ﾟ)ﾒ

M: The soup is ready just clean these...

你要去服務他們阿

P: OMG clean cl cl cl cleeaan

對但那是你的工作

P: Ok ok ok, ok

M:為甚麼那是我的工作??? P:他離你比較近!!!

P: Come here! X6

你只會切!!!(#`Д´)ﾉ

P: NOOO

我會處理那些盤子 你你你...你能...你能...呃(((ﾟДﾟ;)))

P: DAMMIT!

它燒起來啦!!!

P: DAMMIT!

你為甚麼把它們拿到那裏!?

[FFX to Zanarkand OST] (rip)

喔 沒事

Look at all these pans! (god darn it do it better)

啊~~~!!!!

[Music continues]

別擔心我可以

Why just talk to me WHY? (yea why...)

這每次都會發生

[Music continues]

你怎麼走的

Get it in the BIN! (yea and dont move)

SHIT!

[Music still continues]

XDDDDDDDD

Take that off and fucking get outta here! (you better do that or he will roast u)

太好了

[Music still continues further]

好 我們不煮了

Get out! And you! Leave that jacket and GET OUT! (sad poods)

( ºΔº )

[Sadness and Despair] *i cri everitiem ;-;*

你必須用跑的

GET OUT!

對就這樣!跑!

M: We got 3!

跑!!!

[FF Victory fanfare]

跑然後送上番茄湯

M: Wait there are actual people-

GO Marzia!

M: Come on! P: OK! Eyy EY EYY! You lock-a we move a

YES!!!(ง๑ •̀_•́)ง

P: You're burning the soup!

我在幹嘛?我怎麼在這?

P: Shit!

你們想要嘗嘗看嗎?(°ω° )

P: Shit! M: Dont worry!

(`д´)

M: I got it! *laughs*

抱歉抱歉我只是想吸引更多客人

P: Were so bad at this cmon!

團隊合作

*Scream of panic*

時間到

P: Stop burning and put it on the freaking plate!

我們做得很好

P: Don't do the chopping i'm the choppa!

來看看

*Arghablargh* You should be ashamed!

♡(*´∀｀*)人(*´∀｀*)♡

M: Bro you gotta serve them!

他們看起來超棒

P: Yeah but that's your job!

第一道菜 GO!

M: N- Why is every-

阿~~~~~~!!!Σ(°Д°;

P: It's close to yo-

發生甚麼事Σ(°Д°;

(Teamwork at it's finest)

快!

P: I'll do the dishes youyouyo- ugh

OK!

M: The burning!

你好了嗎?

P: Why are you taking them there. Oh OK nevermind

那還沒完成!

*Screaming*

給你!!

[Music plays]

GO!!!ヾ(;ﾟдﾟ)/

P: Don't worry I got this!

我討厭這工作

"I Need A Hero" plays in the background^

你要甚麼?

P: This happens all the time

一顆番茄

"How do you walk?" - Marzia 2016

我們需要那三顆星

P: Shhieet!

你要甚麼?

*Laughing*

全部

P: Great, well were overcooked now!

給我洋蔥

*I think i smoked too many blunts i can never stop*

喔是磨菇

P: You're gonna have to run- There you go run!

ಠ_ಠ

P: RUN!

我離開

P: Run and serve that tomato soup!

來吧 三顆星

P: Go Marzia! Go Marzia!

P: 來吧 M:我覺得我們...

P: Yes!

( ´･･)ﾉ(._.`)

P: What am I doing? Why am I here?

我們現在在做漢堡Marzia

P: Would you guys like to try some?

漢堡??(ﾟ⊿ﾟ)

M: Brooo! Were- P: Ohh So-sorry I'm trying to bring more customers

這不是玩笑

P: Teamwork! *Ding ding ding* It's all in- times up. We did good! That was good!

放這!

M: That's it!

你必須切肉排然後

[Both laughs]

我們必須先切

P: Yeah... M: Disappointment

不不不那還沒好!!!(ﾟдﾟ)

M: They look so good

我把你的肉排放這ok?

P: There you go. First dish! GO!

我還是需要先切...

*Both Screaming*

我們需要溝通!!(`д´)

P: What is happening!? *laughs*

它需要切!(#`Д´)ﾉ

[More laughter]

它是生的!!!!!(╬☉д⊙)

P: What the heh-ell

嗝~

M: Fast!

(*´∀ ˋ*)

P: OK! Alright! You ready?

肉排需要花很多時間煮對吧?

M: GO!

有道理讓它繼續煮

P: You ready? Well it's not finished, there you go. GOOO!

我知道這如何運作

P: GooOOOOOO! Yess

滾!!!!!!!(#`Д´)ﾉ

P: I hate this job M: I need another!

ε=ε=ヾ(;ﾟдﾟ)/

P: I hate- What do you need?

( ºΔº )

M: A tomato.

╮/(＞▽<)人(>▽＜)╭

P: Cmon we need 3 stars!

*後面沒東西了* *可以關掉影片了*

M: What do you need?

P: *Distorted* EVERYTHING! (Including your soul!)

P: Give me an onion

M: (Gives mushroom) Ohh it's the mushrooms.. Nevermind...

P: *Did she really just do that*

P: I quit..

M: Hey! oh..

P: Cmon 3 stars!

M: I feel- I feel like we..

[Sad piano plays... Again..]

*Zooming in to Blue Sum- i mean Ainsley*

GET OUT!

P: Were making burgers now Maaarzia!

M: Burgers? P: This aint no joke!

M: Bro, put it here! HERE! P: We gotta chop the steak into- and not- We gotta chop it first

P: NONONO thats not ready!

You serve your shit like that. Take your jacket, and FUCK OFF!

*BASSBOOSTED* Yes chef

M: I'm putting you the steak there OK?

P: I still need the-

M: We need communication! P: It needs to be chopped!

M: IT'S RAW!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Pewds turns into RIck from Rick and Morty*

P: Eeeuuhhhh

P: OK, so a steak takes a lot of time to make-

P: right? M: NO!

P: So it makes sense that we keep cooking it

P: Listen, I worked in the fastfood business. I understand how it work!

M: The one on top!

P: Yeah! Got it! (Goes to the bottom)

M: I said the one on top!

P: This one needs!

M: TOLD YOU THE ONE ON TOP!

P: *I dont even know anymore sceam*

[Both laughs]

P: Sorry I didn't know I was dating Gordon Ramsay, Jesus Christ!

GET OUT!

[Teamwork]

P: MOOOVE!

M: Thats what we need in that one!

M: Serve it! P: Ok! Ok!

[Focus]

[Cooking]

[QUICKLY TO THE MOTHERSHIP!!!!!!!!!]

[Intense focus]

[Cooking intensity intensifies]

[Intense focused cooking intensity intensifies]

*Looping*

*Looping Continues*

*I think i smoked too many blunts and i can't never stop*

[Victory cheer]

[Rocky theme plays]

"Overcooked" Coming in theaters this never