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  • Halloween, of course, is fun for adults, but it really is all about kids.

    萬聖節對大人而言當然很有趣,但真正有趣的是小孩

  • I don't have kids of my own,

    我自己沒有小孩

  • which is why I get to have my bouncy castle all for myself.

    所以我買了一個充氣城堡送我自己

  • [LAUGH] But

    [笑聲] 但是

  • if you haven't figured out what your kids are going to be,

    如果你還不知道要把你的小孩裝扮成什麼樣子

  • I came up with a few ideas.

    我有想出一些點子

  • And I am going to show you a few of them right now.

    現在我要展示給你們看一些裝扮

  • So, this year Apple took the headphone jack out of the iPhone,

    今年蘋果公司移除了 iPhone 的耳機插孔

  • so you probably have a lot of useless earphones around your house.

    所以你家裡可能有很多用不到的耳機

  • So you can use them to make this first costume.

    你可以用那些耳機來做一個服裝

  • Come on out.

    出來吧

  • [MUSIC]

    [音樂]

  • [APPLAUSE] Hi, look at that.

    [掌聲] 嗨,看啊

  • [APPLAUSE] Here you can stand right there,

    [掌聲] 你可以站在這裡

  • what is your name?

    你叫什麼名字?

  • Janice.

    Janice.

  • How old are you, Janice?

    Janice,你幾歲?

  • Five.

    五歲

  • Five years old?

    五歲嗎?

  • What grade are you in?

    你唸幾年級?

  • Kindergarten.

    幼稚園

  • Kindergarten, and do you know what you are?

    幼稚園,你知道你打扮的是什麼嗎?

  • Uh-huh.

    嗯哼

  • What are you?

    你是什麼?

  • An iPhone earphone mummy.

    一個 iPhone 耳機木乃伊

  • An iPhone earphone mummy?

    一個 iPhone 耳機木乃伊?

  • Uh-huh.

    嗯哼

  • [LAUGH] Do you like the outfit?

    [笑聲] 你喜歡這身裝扮嗎?

  • Kind of.

    還好

  • [LAUGH] Not completely,

    [笑聲] 不太喜歡

  • not sold on it completely?

    沒有很喜歡?

  • All right, well I think you look really good.

    好吧,我覺得你看起來很棒

  • Let me give you some candy, cuz you're not thrilled with your outfit, all right?

    我來給你一些糖果,因為你穿著這套服裝一點都不激動,對吧?

  • [APPLAUSE] All right, head on over there.

    [掌聲] 好,到那邊去

  • [APPLAUSE] If your kid doesn't wanted to be a pirate or a princess,

    [掌聲] 如果你的小孩不想裝扮成公主或海盜

  • they could be one of these, come on out.

    他們可以裝扮成這樣,出來吧

  • [MUSIC]

    [音樂]

  • [APPLAUSE]

    [掌聲]

  • Hi there, okay, you can stop now.

    嗨,好,你可以停下來了

  • What's your name?

    你叫什麼名字?

  • Abigail.

    Abigail

  • And how old are you?

    你幾歲?

  • Four.

    四歲

  • Four years old, are you in school?

    四歲,你去學校嗎?

  • Kindergarten?

    幼稚園?

  • Yeah.

  • Okay, wonderful, and you are?

    好,非常好,那你是?

  • Lily.

    Lily

  • And you are how old?

    你幾歲?

  • Eight.

    八歲

  • Eight, and what grade are you in?

    八歲,你念幾年級?

  • Second.

    二年級

  • Okay, second grade, and what are you?

    好,二年級,那你是什麼?

  • A piece of cake.

    一塊蛋糕

  • You're a piece of cake?

    你是一塊蛋糕?

  • [LAUGH] I'm grande cup.

    [笑聲] 我是大杯

  • You're a grande coffee.

    你是一大杯咖啡

  • [LAUGH] Okay,

    [笑聲] 好

  • I'm going to make you more current right now, if I can just help you out.

    如果我能幫忙,我現在可以讓你們換成不同裝扮

  • Okay, first of all, you.

    好,首先,你

  • You're a Ariana Grande now.

    你現在是 Ariana Grande (美國女歌手,姓氏與英文的大杯相同)

  • [LAUGH] [APPLAUSE]

    [笑聲] [掌聲]

  • And you, here,

    然後你是

  • hold on.

    等等

  • You have to turn around, face the audience, so they can see what you are.

    你得轉身面對觀眾,他們才能看到你是什麼

  • You are cake by the ocean.

    你是海邊蛋糕 (一首歌)

  • [APPLAUSE]

    [掌聲]

  • All right, get some candy for you,

    好了,給你一些糖果

  • some fell down, and some candy for you.

    一些掉了,還有一些糖果給你

  • All right, the rest are there.

    好了,剩下的在這裡

  • [LAUGH] All right, head there, oh you want that one,

    [笑聲] 好,往那邊走,噢,你想要這顆

  • you're not gonna move until you get it.

    除非拿到否則你不走

  • [LAUGH] [APPLAUSE]

    [笑聲] [掌聲]

  • Okay.

  • [LAUGH] All right,

    [笑聲] 好了

  • these next costumes were inspired by my new app, come on out.

    下一個服裝的靈感來自我的新 app,出來吧

  • [MUSIC]

    [音樂]

  • [APPLAUSE] You go right there,

    [掌聲] 你來這邊

  • and you go next, okay.

    你是下一個

  • Hi, what's your name?

    嗨,你叫什名字?

  • Caitlin.

    Caitlin

  • And how old are you?

    你幾歲了?

  • Six.

    六歲

  • And what grade are you in?

    你唸幾年級?

  • I'm in kindergarten.

    我念幼稚園

  • Kindergarten, and you are?

    幼稚園,那你呢?

  • >> I'm- >> What's your name?

    - 我是— - 你叫什麼名字?

  • Steven.

    Steven

  • And how old are you?

    你幾歲了?

  • Four.

    四歲

  • And what grade are you in?

    你唸幾年級?

  • I'm in pre-school and I'm almost at kindergarten.

    我在唸幼兒班,很快就能念幼稚園了

  • Ok, almost in kindergarten.

    好,很快就能唸幼稚園

  • And you are?

    那你是?

  • Kai.

    Kai

  • Wonderful, okay now here, you face this way let me show you what everybody is.

    非常好,現在,你們面向這邊,我要展示給大家看你們是什麼

  • Cuz this is actually, well do you know what you are?

    因為這真的,你知道你是什麼嗎?

  • You're me, right?

    你是我,知道嗎?

  • [LAUGH] This is the best-

    [笑聲] 這是最棒的—

  • [APPLAUSE]

    [掌聲]

  • This is really,

    這是真的

  • this is the cutest little product placement I've ever seen.

    這是我看過最可愛的置入性行銷

  • [LAUGH] So you are Ellen's Emoji Exploji.

    [笑聲] 你們是艾倫的表情符號

  • [LAUGH] So you're my new app

    [笑聲] 你們是我的新 app

  • [APPLAUSE]

    [掌聲]

  • All right, there you go, candy for you.

    好,糖果給你

  • I'm spilling some, I'm no good at this, all right,

    我灑出來一些,我很不擅長,好吧

  • and then candy for you, and candy for you.

    糖果給你,和這些糖果給你

  • All right, thank you all, you can head on over there.

    好,謝謝你們,往那邊走

  • [APPLAUSE] This next

    [掌聲] 下一個

  • costume is also something that I featured on my show this year, come on out.

    這套服裝是我今年在節目上的精選,出來吧

  • [MUSIC]

    [音樂]

  • [APPLAUSE] Okay, hi, what's your name?

    [掌聲] 好,嗨,你叫什麼名字?

  • Olivia.

    Olivia

  • Olivia, how old are you Olivia?

    Olivia,你幾歲?

  • Second grade.

    二年級

  • Second grade.

    二年級

  • [LAUGH]

    [笑聲]

  • So six, five, six, seven?

    所以是六歲,五歲,六歲,七歲?

  • Seven.

    七歲

  • Okay, good.

    好,很好

  • All right, you do not look dressed up, what are you?

    你看起來沒有打扮,你是什麼?

  • I am Shiney Hiney.

    我是 Shiney Hiney

  • Turn around let me see.

    轉過身讓我看看

  • She's the Shiney Hiney.

    她是 Shiney Hiney

  • [APPLAUSE] Yes.

    [掌聲] 很好

  • [APPLAUSE] Kids make everything adorable.

    [掌聲] 小孩子做什麼都很可愛

  • There's your Shiny Hiney right there, you can hold on to that.

    這是你的 Shiny Hiney ,你拿著

  • And then, now I'll give you this, all right,

    然後,我給你這個

  • thank you so much, Miss Shiny Hiney.

    謝謝你, Shiny Hiney 小姐

  • [APPLAUSE] You're really

    [掌聲] 你真的

  • trying to figure out how to sit down in that aren't you?

    你在想辦法要怎麼坐下來,對吧?

  • [LAUGH] This next costume is based on someone

    [笑聲] 下一套服裝的靈感來自某人

  • that you heard a lot about over the summer, come on out.

    你在夏天聽過很多相關的事,出來吧

  • [MUSIC]

    [音樂]

  • [APPLAUSE] [LAUGH]

    [掌聲] [笑聲]

  • What's your name?

    你叫什麼名字?

  • Anthony.

    Anthony

  • Anthony, how old are you?

    Anthony,你幾歲?

  • Five.

    五歲

  • What grade are you, I'm gonna guess you're in first or second grade?

    你念幾年級?我猜唸一年級或二年級?

  • Five.

    五歲

  • [LAUGH] Kindergarten.

    [笑聲] 幼稚園

  • Kindergarten, okay, and who are you?

    幼稚園,好,你是什麼?

  • Well?

    嗯?

  • Ryan Lochte.

    Ryan Lochte (美國游泳選手,姓氏與英文的鎖相同)

  • That's right.

    很好

  • [APPLAUSE] [LAUGH]

    [掌聲] [笑聲]

  • Ryan Lochte, hold on, hold on,

    Ryan Lochte,等等,等一下

  • you get candy for that.

    你可以拿糖果

  • Kids love topical puns, I'll tell you that.

    小孩都喜歡雙關語

  • [LAUGH] All right, thank you, Ryan Lochte.

    [笑聲] 好了,謝謝,Ryan Lochte

  • [APPLAUSE]

    [掌聲]

  • [LAUGH]

    [笑聲]

  • And finally, it's an election year, and

    最後,今年是總統大選

  • this next costume was inspired by one of the presidential candidates, come on out.

    下一套服裝的靈感來自其中一位總統候選人,出來吧

  • [MUSIC]

    [音樂]

  • [APPLAUSE]

    [掌聲]

  • Hi, there, what's your name?

    嗨,你叫什麼名字?

  • Johnna.

    Johnna

  • Johnna, how old are you?

    Johnna,你幾歲了?

  • Ten.

    十歲

  • And what grade are you in?

    你唸幾年級?

  • Fifth.

    五年級

  • All right, and do you know what you are?

    好,你知道你是什麼嗎?

  • Trump's wall.

    川普的牆

  • [LAUGH] You're Trump's wall, that's right.

    [笑聲] 你是川普的牆,很好

  • And if you don't give her candy, she's gonna complain Halloween is rigged, so

    如果你不給她糖果,她會抱怨萬聖節被操控

  • make sure you give her candy.

    要確定你有給她糖果

  • [LAUGH] [APPLAUSE]

    [笑聲] [掌聲]

  • All right.

    很好

  • [LAUGHTER]

    [大笑]

  • Okay,

  • [LAUGH] Everybody having fun over there?

    [笑聲] 大家都玩得開心嗎?

  • [LAUGH] How you doing over here, okay?

    [笑聲] 你還好嗎?

  • All right, good.

    很好

  • I can't see anything.

    我什麼都看不到

  • All right, you can't see anything?

    好,你什麼都看不到?

  • You all look great, thanks for helping me out.

    你看起來很好,謝謝你們幫我

  • You're all going to get a $200 Target gift card.

    你們所有人都會拿到 200 美元的禮物卡

  • [APPLAUSE]

    [掌聲]

Halloween, of course, is fun for adults, but it really is all about kids.

萬聖節對大人而言當然很有趣,但真正有趣的是小孩

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