welcome to my new show.

New show? What new show?

Alright, I'll tell you.

This show and other shows are completely different.

Why?

Because this show will take a,

strange foreigner,

put him in public places,

and see what happens.

You still don't know?

Alright, come with us then

and check out "What are you doing foreigner?"

Hey~What are you doing foreigner?

Hey~What are you doing?

That's my cup!

Get your own.

Right now we are in Xi Men Ding,

one of Taipei's biggest shopping areas.

We're gonna head in now,

and see if we can find someone to help. Let's go!

I got a message, let me see what this is.

Oh no, I can't read Chinese.

Hey excuse me,

can you help me translate this?

I can't read Chinese.

This is a message from my girlfriend.

Can you help me translate this?

Over here.

Baby, we've already been together for 3 months,

and I've been wanting to tell you something.

I didn't have the courage to do it before.

I just love you too much.

But now I need to tell you.

I only have the courage to say it in Chinese.

I'm actually a man!

I had a sex change to become a woman.

Are you still willing to be together with me?

I really love you!

Wait a sec, one more time.

I don't understand some of this.

I understand the first part about,

being together for 3 months.

Then is says I love you.

Then you said some word, what was it...

Oh it was 'yong qi'

What does that mean?

English, uh what is it...

So, what did you say about a man?

Does she like another man?

Are you for real?!

I had a sex change before,

sex change, do you know that word?

Hey, this is a message from my girlfriend.

What do you think?

Erase her.

You're saying my girlfriend is a man?

Right now?

So, what else does it say?

So, what do you think?

Do you have a girlfriend?

No.

So if this was your situation,

Would you do it?

No.

This is your boy DOM,

This is 'Awesome Iphone'

I'll teach you how to take and ordinary Iphone,

and change it into an Awesome Iphone.

This week, I'm reviewing an app called,

Dragon dictation.

So what does dragon dictation do?

Dragon dictation will take spoken words,

and change them into text.

For messaging, just say what you want,

it will type it for you.

Work, homework, messaging,

it can all help you do the work!

Dragon Dictation has a lot of languages.

English, French, German,

and Chinese too!

While I show you how it works though,

I'm going to use English.

Sometimes it doesn't understand my Chinese.

I'll show you the English version.

Alright, I'm gonna try out my Chinese.

Let's see if it can understand me.

I've already set it to Taiwan's Chinese.

They have Chinese for China and Taiwan.

Let's use the Taiwanese version and see.

I'm gonna sing one of my songs called,

Before I even walked in,

you already know I'm here.

You can smell the air is handsome.

I'm red hot, but my skin is so white.

Quick call the fire department,

I don't hit on girls,

Girls hit on me.

If you've been to my show,

you've for sure seen this.

If not, you need to check your eyes

If you want to know what swag is,

please look at me!

You like that?!

Ahh, finally some English.

You can just sit back and listen now!

And I can take a bathroom break. Enjoy!

New episodes every 2 weeks!

So, see you in 2 weeks!