Thank you to Make-a-Wish for bringing Ian to us.

>> JACK: Say 'Hello,' Ian. >> IAN: Hey guys! What's up!

>> JACK: And we've also got Michael with us.

>> JACK: He's gonna be playing PIG against him. >> MICHAEL: Hello.

>> JACK: And so, here we go. Are you ready for this? >> IAN: Yeah.

>> JACK: Ian? Were you excited to play some PIG? >> IAN: Yes, I was.

>> JACK: Yeah? >> IAN: I'm very excited.

>> JACK: Alright, so I gave you a blind man map, man. These maps are awesome.

>> IAN: I know! >> JACK: [laughs]

>> JACK: So this one here, you have to jump your warthog, land on the saucer, turn around,

and go through the teleporter.

And uh, you guys kept doing this. Michael, what was up with that?

>> MICHAEL: Yeah. Um. Well, you see when you hit the uh, the lift, >> JACK: [laughs]

>> MICHAEL: it goes forward. >>JACK: Yeah? >> MICHAEL: And then, you die.

>> JACK: That's, uh. That's science right there, Ian. >> MICHAEL: Yeah. That's science talk.

>> JACK: I don't know if we've taught that. >> MICHAEL: Somebody will break it down for you Jack, and explain it to you later. >> JACK: [laughs]

>> JACK: So Ian, what was it like playing your first HORSE map versus Michael?

>> IAN: Umm? Kinda hard, actually.

>> IAN: He's a better opponent than I thought. >> JACK: [laughs] Than he thought!

>> JACK: I like it. I like it.

There you guys are blowing up over and over again.

>> JACK: Aww. >> MICHAEL: Yeah, this, uh. This actually took longer than expected

>> JACK: Yeah. >> MICHAEL: considering all you gotta do is bounce and turn around.

>> JACK: There you go. Speaking of bouncing and turn around, >> MICHAEL: What?

>> MICHAEL: Yeah, finally I win the game. >> JACK: This is you. >> IAN: That was total luck!

>> IAN: That was total luck! >>JACK: That.. [laughs]

>> MICHAEL: [chuckles] You probably learn by now HORSE is all total luck...

>> JACK: Yeah! Absolutely! So... >> MICHAEL: ...except when Jack cheats.

>> IAN: [giggles] >> JACK: Hey. Stop it now. Alright, so this is Michael winning Round 1.

>> JACK: Congratulations, Michael. Good job.

Alright, this is Round 2 from DoomCraver.

So all you gotta do is drive through this tunnel, which looks like something out of Star Wars,

and then, fly through the air. It says 'HORSE' in the air there. I don't know if you guys caught that.

>> JACK: while you were playing. No? >> MICHAEL: I literally didn't notice that while playing. >> IAN: No, me neither.

>> JACK: And then you have to go through sort of that weird debris field, >> MICHAEL: I was too busy dying.

>> JACK: land on the platform, and then we'd just said, "Just get in the bucket."

Like, there is a mine in there, but we said, "Just get in the bucket," cause we're having trouble with it.

>> MICHAEL: Yeah. We were here for a while. >> JACK: So, all you had to do was just get inside the bucket, >> IAN: Yeah.

>> JACK: and then, that was like your first attempt Michael.

Like you bounced off. You were right there.

>> MICHAEL: Thanks. >> JACK: Why didn't you just finish it? >> MICHAEL: Well, you know. I didn't wanna win too quickly.

>> JACK: No? >> MICHAEL: That was the plan. So, I just backed up on part of this.

>> JACK: [laughs] Is that what it was? >> MICHAEL: Yeah.

>> JACK: Well, you did a fantastic job. This is you on fire flying through the air.

>> IAN: That's thanks to me. >>JACK: [laughs] >> MICHAEL: Yeah. Somebody kept shooting me, >> IAN: [laughs]

>> MICHAEL: and throwing grenades at me, and stealing my mongoose, and shooting me in the head with a sniper rifle the entire time.

>> JACK: Dude. I like this kid. [laughs] I like Ian a lot. >> IAN: [laughs]

>> JACK: He was blowing you up. It was awesome to watch.

Ohh! Look at you. That's the wrong one Michael.

>> MICHAEL: [groans] Yeah. I picked up on that. >> JACK: You know you're supposed to go through the top one.

>> JACK: Not the, uh. And there you are exploding. >> MICHAEL: I blew up on that pad,

>> MICHAEL: like nine times. Like I kept landing upside-down and exploding. >> JACK: [laughs]

>> IAN: I kept going to the right. Finally! Here, I got it! >> JACK: There you go.

>> JACK: There you go! Look at this! Flying through the air and boom! And he's in.

>> IAN: And then, I hit the little basket thing and fell in the water. >> MICHAEL: There it is. >> JACK: Yeah.

>> JACK: Whatever. We said, "Just get in the bucket." So, you got it.

[laughing] We'll count it. I was tired at looking at that one. Whee!

Alright! So, it's P to P.

>> JACK: You all are tied up. Are you nervous? Are you nervous? >> MICHAEL: P, p.

>> MICHAEL: Am I nervous? No. We already played. >> IAN: Nah! I'm gonna win. >> JACK: Yeah.

>> JACK: Are you gonna win? What's gonna happen? [laughter offstage] >> JACK: Shhh!

>> IAN: Aww! I just want to state, whoever created this, I hate you so much!

>> JACK: [laughs] >> MICHAEL: Wow! >> IAN: This is the worst map ever!

>> JACK: It's like Geoff's here, man! >> MICHAEL: It's like saying, "I think you're feeling Geoff's frustration." >> IAN: [laughs]

>> JACK: So, this is not only a split rail. It's a stutter rail.

>> JACK: This is the Oct-Top. This guy's quickly, >> MICHAEL: This one sucks so hard! >> IAN:[laughs] I know!

>> JACK: he's becoming one of my favorite map guys now! I love this dude!

>> MICHAEL: Yeah, cause you didn't play it! >> JACK: Oh, yeah! Absolutely! >> IAN: [laughs]

>> JACK: This looks fun though, man! >> MICHAEL: Yeah! It was glorious for like the first five or ten minutes.

>> JACK: Alright. So initially, we said you had to land on the platform there. >> MICHAEL: Yeah.

>> JACK: After about twenty minutes, we said, "Ok. Just be on the platform."

You can actually jump off your mongoose. So, we changed that later, I will say.

>> JACK: So. Yeah. >> IAN: That was horrible! Horrible!

>> JACK: Look over... [laughs] >> IAN: And here, I try to run you over! >> MICHAEL: Yeah. Once again, trying to kill me.

>> JACK: I love this! And then, this happened to you a few times, Michael.

>> MICHAEL: I got stuck so many times! >> JACK: [laughs] >> IAN: And then, here's me trying to clear the track.

>> JACK: Yeah. And so, wait for it. And... he's like, "Hello!" >> IAN: Wait. Coming up.

>> JACK: and there you go.

So, just knocked that debris right off.

>> JACK: I love the octopus down in the water too. >> IAN: Yeah!

>> JACK: So, there's Michael. That's before we said you can uh, you know, jump off. >> MICHAEL: Fell down a whole bunch of times.

>> JACK: There you are. Look how close! Deeaaaaawww! >> IAN: I know! That made me so mad!

>> JACK: That's unfortunate. And then, I believe this is Michael. What! >> MICHAEL: Look at that!

>> JACK: Ohh! [laughs] >> MICHAEL: That's just pure skill!

>> IAN: No! Pure luck! I can't believe you seriously got that! >> MICHAEL: That's pure skill! I went, "Boop!" >> JACK: [laughs]

>> JACK: He's right! That was pure luck, Michael. >> MICHAEL: No way! >> JACK: Yeah! He's absolutely right. >> MICHAEL: No way!

>> JACK: There you go. Chucking grenades in the air. >> MICHAEL: The grenades.

>> JACK: Alright! So, you gotta win this one, Ian.

>> IAN: This one was actually, surprisingly how easy it was, it was really fun.

>> JACK: Yes! I love like, the half circle driving things. >> MICHAEL: This one was pretty fun.

>> JACK: Those are always fun. I love the driving stuff!

>> JACK: So, all you gotta do is drive through the thing, and hit the mine in there. >> MICHAEL: I found out the half circles.

>> MICHAEL: Soon as like, when we went the first time. >> JACK: Semi-circle.

>> JACK: I love this one! So, this is you with your first attempt. >> MICHAEL: Semi-circle.

>> JACK: You both made it on, but then decided to both go off the side. >> MICHAEL: [chuckles] Yeah. >> IAN: [laughs]

>> JACK: I love the teleporter! So, this is great! So, Ian gets shot back. >> IAN: Yes. Thank you... [laughs] >> MICHAEL: [chuckles]

>> JACK: [chuckles] Like the map's like, "Nope!" and then, sends him flying backwards! >> IAN: [giggles] >> MICHAEL: M-hah.

>> JACK: And is like, "Alright! Well, I've got it this time!" and uh... not nearly enough speed there, bro. IAN & MICHAEL: [both laugh]

>> JACK: And then, Michael, look at this! How do you!? What!? >> MICHAEL: There it is. Whee! >> IAN: [laughs]

>> MICHAEL: Magnets, Jack! How do they work? I don't know.

>> JACK: Aww, geez! Okay, so we're like, "Alright well, Michael's about to win! Michael's abo-ohhhhh! What!" >> MICHAEL: This is bull crap, right here it is!

>> JACK: And then, right behind him, "Hello!" >> MICHAEL: Clearly hacks! No! >> IAN: Yes!

>> JACK: That's Ian flying through the air.

>> IAN: Now, that was pure skill! [laughs] >> JACK: [laughs with Ian] >> MICHAEL: Oh, now it's some of that. Oh, okay.

>> JACK: So, and Ka-boom! So, it's all tied up. You're both PI. >> MICHAEL: You've been spending too much time with Jack.

>> JACK: You're both PI and PI. >> IAN: Pie is good! >> JACK: Pie is very, very good!

>> JACK: Alright, so this last one, you had to blow up the wrath and the scorpion in front of you, >> MICHAEL: This was an interesting one.

>> JACK: with the uh, the explodey barrel thingies there.

And uh, it was just a race to see who can do it first.

>> MICHAEL: "Explodey barrel things". another scientific term. >> JACK: This is a cool map! This is a really, really cool map.

>> JACK: That's, that's a very scientific term.

>> JACK: What are you talking about? There you are. Look at that one flipping through the air. >> MICHAEL: You can explain that to me later.

>> MICHAEL: It's all about speed. >> JACK: Is that what it is? >> MICHAEL: Yes.

>> JACK: [chuckles] This was actually a very, very quick map. And the Scorpion, and then, I think >> MICHAEL: In accuracy, or can.

>> JACK: this pops up, and lucky explosion! That was very, very lucky. >> MICHAEL: [chuckles] It was a lucky explosion.

>> JACK: And with that, Michael, congratulations!

>> MICHAEL: Narrowly. He almost got it this time. >> JACK: Are you okay with that, Ian?

>> IAN: Yes, I am. Yes actually, I am. >> JACK: Are you really?

>> JACK: Well, Michael is a PIG in general, but you're a PIG today unfortunately. >> IAN: [laughs] >> MICHAEL: It's true. It's true.

>> KATHLEEN: [offscreen] Oh, I was a PIG last time, and I feel good. >> IAN: Yay! >> JACK & MICHAEL: [chuckles]

>> JACK: That's true. Kathleen was a PIG last time too. >> KATHLEEN: [offscreen] Whoo!

>> JACK: But there, all these maps will be available on "AchHntrDotCom". Please send in some more maps,

>> JACK: and thank you very much Ian, for sitting in with us. >> IAN: No prob. Thanks for having me.

>> JACK: Peace out!