They can really make you mad

Other things just make you swear and curse.

When you're chewing on life's gristle

Don't grumble, give a whistle!

And this'll help things turn out for the best

And..

Always look on the bright side of life

Always look on the bright side of life

If life seems jolly rotten

There's something you've forgotten

And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.

When you're feeling in the dumps

Don't be silly chumps!

Just purse your lips and whistle - that's the thing.

And

Always look on the bright side of life

Always look on the light side of life

For life is quite absurd

And death's the final word

You must always face the curtain with a bow.

Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin

Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.

So always look on the bright side of death

Just before you draw your terminal breath

Life's a piece of shit

When you look at it

Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true.

You'll see it's all a show

People laughing as you go

Just remember that the last laugh is on you.

And

Always look on the bright side of life

Always look on the right side of life

(Come on guys, cheer up!)

Always look on the bright side of life

Always look on the bright side of life

(Worse things happen at sea, you know ?)

Always look on the bright side of life

Always look on the bright side of life (I mean - what have you got to lost?)

(You know, you come from nothing - you're going back to nothing. What have you lost? Nothing!)

Always look on the bright side of life

(Nothing will come from nothing. You know what they say ?)

(Cheer up, you old bugger.)

(Give us a grin. There you are.)

(See ? It's the end of the film. Incidentally, this record's available in the foyer.)

(Who do you think pays for all this rubbish ?)

(I told him. I said to him, "Bernie, there'll never make their money back.")