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  • Ben: So if you don't know, Elliot loves gardening.

    你知道嗎?Elliot超愛園藝的 (翻譯:凱拉特)

  • Ben: This is Elliot's garden,

    這是Elliot的花園

  • Ben: recently Elliot decided to rip up his garden,

    最近他決定要整修花園

  • Ben: add in a few new features.

    加入一些新的元素

  • Ben: One of those new features are these guys, also known as Elliot's prize possession gnomes.

    其中一個新元素是這些小傢伙

  • Ben: This one happens to be Elliot's favorite. No surprise, because Elliot's an alcoholic.

    他們叫作Elliot的花園精靈

  • Ben: There's a thing called "gnoming",

    而這隻是他的最愛

  • Ben: Basically where you steal someone's gnome, take pictures of it in different locations,

    不意外,因為他是個酒鬼

  • Ben: Creeping them out.

    有種東西叫做偷精靈 基本上就是偷走別人的花園精靈

  • Ben: Elliot, me and gnomie are going on a trip,

    在各種地點幫他拍照

  • Ben: Sorry Bro!

    寄去嚇他們的主人

  • Ben: I've just sent Elliot the first picture.

    Elliot...小精靈和我要來一場奇幻旅程

  • Ben: *Laughter

    抱歉了,兄弟

  • Elliot: WHERE'S MY GNOME?

    我把照片寄給Elliot了

  • Ben: Elliot what are you doing?

    他去哪了?

  • Ben: What are you doing?

    Elliot你在做什麼?

  • Elliot: Why are you recording?

    你在做什麼?

  • Ben: Because Elliot you look like a nutter in the bliming garden!

    你為什麼在錄影?

  • Ben: Calm down just...

    因為你在花園裡鬼鬼祟祟的

  • Elliot: No! No Ben, that! That is what's wrong!

    冷靜點...Elliot

  • Elliot: Why is Farmer Chris with my gnome?

    這就是問題所在

  • Ben: I don't know Elliot...

    為什麼有酒吧老闆和我的精靈的合照?

  • Elliot: No! Is this a sick joke?

    我不知道...Elliot

  • Ben: Elliot I don't know why he has got it.

    這又是另一個病態的玩笑嗎?

  • Elliot: Ben that's a limited edition. It's a French gnome from TUNISIA!

    我不知道他為什麼會跑掉

  • Ben: What? Wh...WHAT?

    Ben...那是外國進口的限量版耶!

  • Elliot: HIS NAME IS DENZEL!

    突尼西亞來的

  • Ben: What did they say?

    啥?啥?啥?

  • Elliot: Well he's not there by the way, and guess what?

    他的名字是丹佐

  • Ben: What?

    有找到嗎?

  • Elliot: I am also barred, because THE LAST TIME I WENT IN THERE BEN,

    不...他不在那裡,對了...你猜怎麼來著

  • Elliot: I HAD A GOD DAMN HARD ON!

    怎麼了?

  • Ben: Even if Chris has got it, it's not exactly a big deal...

    我被禁止進酒吧了

  • Elliot: No, this is becoming a sick joke now,

    因為上次我來的時候

  • Elliot: NANA'S EVEN GOT ONE!

    下面整個硬起來了 (之前的影片,被下威而鋼)

  • Elliot: Shutup!

    只不過是個裝飾嘛,有那麼嚴重嗎?

  • Ben: Elliot...

    這又是另一個病態的玩笑

  • Elliot: WHERE IS HE YOU KNOW WHERE HE IS!

    奶奶也跟他合照了

  • Ben: Elliot calm down...

    閉嘴

  • Elliot: Denzel my gnome!

    他在哪裡?你知道他在哪裡!

  • Ben: Elliot calm down.

    冷靜點!Elliot

  • Elliot: There is a photo of you right there with him!

    丹佐!我的花園精靈

  • Elliot: WHERE IS HE?

    這裡有你和他的合照

  • Nana: He went yesterday.

    他在哪裡?

  • Elliot: Oh I suppose he walked out did he?

    他昨天就走了

  • Nana: No in a taxi!

    喔...是喔,我猜他長出腳走出去了

  • Elliot: WHAT TO L.A?

    不!他是搭計程車走的

  • Elliot: LOOK HE IS WITH BLOODY SIMON COWELL NOW!

    他們在哪?

  • Elliot: Alright enough of this I am leaving...

    他現在跟西蒙高維爾在一起了

  • Ben: Hi Grand-dad.

    我問夠了,閃人吧

  • *Grand-dad moans

    嗨!爺爺

  • Ben: Elliot cheer up for goodness' sake.

    振作點 Elliot,我們會找到他的

  • Elliot: No Ben because he has gone for the famous life now,

    不..Ben,他現在跟我最愛的製作人跑了

  • Ben: Elliot...

    我要去哪裡找西蒙高維爾... 我根本不認識任何名人啊

  • Elliot: Hanging out with Simon Cowell, he hangs out with all the famous people.

    只是個花園精靈嘛...

  • Ben: Its a gnome Elliot its just a gnome

    那是我的花園精靈,下次還有什麼會跑掉?

  • Elliot: Yeah but its my gnome that's going to go on X-Factor next week.

    等等

  • Ben: Elliot its not gonna...

    諾曼...

  • Elliot: Wait, wait.

    啥?

  • Elliot: NORMAN!

    我們鄰居諾曼拿走了

  • Ben: What?

    什麼意思?

  • Elliot: Norman's got him.

    把你那隻死貓交出來!

  • Ben: What do you mean?

    -Elliot...Elliot...Elliot -不!誰准你亂動我的花園精靈的

  • Elliot: Gimme that bloody cat of yours!

    Elliot住手,你會被當神經病的

  • Ben: Elliot Elliot...

    沒那麼嚴重啦,只是個花園精靈裝飾

  • Elliot: No no!

    Ben...

  • Elliot: Cuz he smells like shit and he's taken my gnome!

    我昨天睡覺前還檢查過兩次他還在原地的

  • Ben: Elliot Elliot, Elliot get back Elliot...

    一覺醒來他就不見了

  • Ben: For goodness' sake you are nuts Elliot.

    我不知道這是哪了

  • Elliot: I am not nuts!

    啥?

  • Ben: Elliot you can't get worked up over this its just a gnome.

    這是脫衣酒吧啊!Ben

  • Elliot: Ben, I polish him twice a night before I go to bed, and he goes to bed nice and crystal!

    他竟然比我還會把妹

  • Elliot: I got no ways for this one.

    怎麼了?

  • Ben: What?

    抱歉了 兄弟

  • Elliot: The strip club Ben, HE'S PULLING MORE GIRLS THAN ME!

    你殺了丹佐!

  • Ben: I just sent him another one.

  • *Elliot growls

  • Ben: What's that?

  • Ben in recording: Sorry Bro!

  • Elliot: BENNNNNN!!!!!!

  • Ben: Elliot Elliot Elliot calm!

  • Elliot: YOU KILLED DENZEL!

Ben: So if you don't know, Elliot loves gardening.

你知道嗎?Elliot超愛園藝的 (翻譯:凱拉特)

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