(W-wait, who's this email from!!?)

"然後她拿出了手機"

(Who's wrote this!? Who's wrote this!?)

(等一等，這電子郵件是誰寫的啊?)

(WHO COULD THAT BE!?) "I am..."

(是誰? 是誰?)

"MIDORI GURINUUUUU!"

(到底會是誰啊？！)

Wait--- YANDERE DEV YANDERE DEV!

"就是我 ..."

Tell me, why won't you answer any of my emails?!

"Midori Gurinu！！（碧醬！！）"

I put a lot of effort into writing this!

等一下啊！！

Whatever, I'll just send you another one!

病嬌大使！病嬌大使！

'Kay?

爲什麽你都不回复我的電子郵件呢？

Mi~mi~mi~ Mi~mi~mi~ Midori! (x3)

那些都是我花了很多時間寫的！

Gurin~Gurin~Gurin~ Midori!

沒關係啦，我再寫一次就好了！

It's looking like a nice day! My receptions OK!

對吧？

Emailing~ Emailing~ my favorite Yandere (dev)

Mi~mi~mi~ Mi~mi~mi~ Midori!

Gotta ask him questions! Give him my suggestions!

Mi~mi~mi~ Mi~mi~mi~ Midori!

"YandereDev YandereDev, why don't you just--"

Mi~mi~mi~ Mi~mi~mi~ Midori!

(stop)

Gurin~Gurin~Gurin~ Midori!

Maybe I should send four, I can always send more~

看起來今天是個好天氣

Emailing~ Emailing~ Sending them your way!

我的信號不錯！

You think I'm annoying, it's really disappointing--

發送電郵！發送電郵！

"YandereDev! You'll regret this!!!"

我親愛的病嬌大 ~ 使！

Emailing~ Emailing~

是時候開始問他一些問題

I just wanna know why I still don't have a routine?

給他一些我的建議

Emailing~ till I know you've seen--

病嬌大使！病嬌大使！

WAIT

"爲什麽你不要 ......?"

"What? I'm not connected to the WiFi?!"

( ~停！) "爲什麽你不要 ......?"

"None of my emails sent!?!?!

或許我應該寫4封

"Let's try again!"

或者是寫更多

"YANDEREDEV YANDEREDEV!"

發送電郵！發送電郵！

Midori's been wondering~ (Midori's been wondering~ )

繼續寫就對了！

When will you start responding? (When will you start responding?!)

你覺得我很煩？

I'm asking valid things!

真是太失望了！

Like how to beat a yandere who's killing everything!!!

病嬌大使！

Midori's trying her best! (Midori's trying her best!)

"你會後悔的！！"

Maybe you can give it a rest? (Really, you can put this to rest!)

發送電郵！

I simply want to know:

發送電郵！

"Yanderedev, When are you gonna make me a rival?"

我只是想知道為何我還未有日常行程

Maybe if I send one more, then you'll finally respond~

發送電郵！

"One, two! One more time!! Go!"

我一定要等到你看見 ~~~

Mi~mi~mi~ Mi~mi~mi~ Midori! (x3)

等一下！

Gurin~Gurin~Gurin~ Midori!

"什麽！我沒有连接到无线网络？！"

Thanks for watching!

"我的電子郵件還沒有發送出去？！"