my belly hurts right there

ok hi guys my name is shannon

*laughing* sorry I sounded drunk

ok hi guys im shannon

and this is my beautiful sober girlfriend cammie scott

and this is my very drunk and beautiful girlfriend shannon

yayyy

just cause i'm 24 i'm a grandma?

you got the heartburn

well i wont... Yeah

(laughing)

ok if you came to our video last week

this is so funny if i try to do our normal

how like usually I

would lead up the video

-you want to try? -I'll try -you got this

okay

if you watched our video last week, Cammie was drunk

that was friday and this is the next friday

since you guys liked last week's video so much

watching me get drunk for my birthday, and Sharon...

Sharon!

Shannon interrogated me and asked me a bunch of questions

Luckily, her birthday is only a week and a day after mine

so now I get to ask you questions

it's so sweet, it tastes so sweet

so last week I made Cammie drink a whole bottle of champagne before we started the video

so obviously I did that to myself

it was only fair

yeah

I guess just we should just start off by saying...

how drunk are you on a scale from 1 to 10?

right now, I'm probably a 6.5

but I just finished drinking my last glass of champagne

so I would estimate by...10 more minutes

I'll probably be like 7.5

but I'm like a good drunk like I'm a happy drunk

like I'm not like a "woah, what happened last night?"

I'm like "woah! drinking alcohol is so fun!"

but tomorrow I may feel like "woah...fucking shit"

can you sing "work" by Rihanna? try to say the words

I'd probably sing it better drunk

*tries to sing Work by Rihanna*

I think those are the exact lyrics

was it good?

that was great

did it? is that good?

so good

did it sound good?

it was ok

it is your turn to say the alphabet backwards

oh ok

oh my god she can't even do it in normal order

now it's getting fade, fade, fade

yeah, you literally...

there was a "J" somewhere. I missed it

I don't even know what I just said

can you dab?

Hit it with a dab, hit it with a dab

I was just gonna say "let me see it two times!"

you want a double dab?

Triple dab

those are hard

do it

you're asking for a lot

do an impression of this dog

I think it's good. We'll do a side by side

Ok, you want another picture of me?

*Bosson-One in a Million (Remix)*

I like dogs that are like this

It's a little tuck

have you ever left your tongue out? for like longer than a minute?

yeah, have you not?

definitely when you were little you do...

that thing...dries out

I don't like those with the litte crusty tip

you're freaking me out

rap a song about...your mom

yo, yo, yo, it's little queen Deb

she's so rad, she'll make you see red

where do you go from there? cause it was starting bad

I started bad

you might know her as little Debbie

well we changed her name now she's little "Dabbie"

her dance is on fleek you could catch her at the abbey

just leave your face right there it will make it seem like I just went right into it

but I'll tell you one thing my mom ain't flobby

ok, I'm done

I never claimed I was like a freestyle artist

big thumbs up for queen Deb cause I promise you she's in the comment section right now

cause if I talk about her, she's gonna comment

honestly, she usually comments anyway

why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Prepubescent, apparently

meanwhile his hair is this long

if the man didn't cut his hair from the time of infancy

man

honestly, that doesn't make sense either

his hair should be longer

so clearly he has a barber

someone's cutting his hair

someone's cutting this man's hair

can you say this?

no, I can't. Obviously

I don't think that's proper English, let me see it slow

Nick? who is Nick?

what are you most looking forward to this upcoming year

I think my thing that I'm most looking forward to this whole year that I haven't had up until this point

is meeting people who follow us who I don't think...I don't think that's happened as much as I wanted to happen

I know we have things planned already this year that could be that so

I'm most looking forward to meeting you guys which is gonna sound corny

and you're gonna think I'm lying

but I'm being serious

what is (45+8)x7

oh, no

*whispers* oh, 7 is a hard one for me

45+8

what was it again? I'm not kidding

45+8

so...55

no!

45+8? it's 55

that's 45+10

oh my god, oh my god, oh my god

45+8...so...51

no?

45+8...53

yeah!

Times 7

no!

what are you doing? Give us a play by play, babe

I'm typing it out

you're typing? are you typing or are you drawing? what are you doing?

stop distracting me

151

no

53x7?

that doesn't seem right, does it?

261?

53x7

are you drawing or...?

371

yeah!

woah! that's hard! to do math

mental math is hard, mental math is hard

repeat after me: mental math is hard

good job, baby

okay, guys, so tomorrow is this lovely lady's birthday

so go ahead and wish her an early happy birthday

and don't forget to tell her how great and awesome and wonderful and incredible and intelligent

and just witty and beautiful and corageous

stop it

ok thank you guys for watching

and I can already guarantee

Cammie is a better time than me, because...

that is lies

because she told me in the last video

so if you don't remember

I know I'm a good time. You're a good time too

Who's better time?

You

But regardless I hope you liked this video

Cammie makes hard shoes to fill in everything that she does, honestly

drunk? is that what we're comparing this to

you're literally the coolest person I know, drunk and sober

you're very nice

I have to fart

it didn't make a noise

this is so funny, Cammie I'm gonna die

how does she do it? how does she do it?

no, shut up