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Today's video was literally inspired by my life.

In the past week it was that time of the month for me again.

So that means that I felt horrible, I was really fatigued.

and I was just really, really lazy

or maybe I was getting sick?

So that pretty much inspired today's video,

and as we go throw these hacks you will see

that theres like a lazy meter

some off them can get pretty lazy.

After you're watching this video don't forget to comment below

and tell me like how far your lazy meter goes,

because mine is like all the way.

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so without further ado let's get straight to the video, let's go

So hungry! But too hungry to cook

Wish food would just appear

Oh maybe I can just order in o- uh-

Phone's too far away

Ah Mickey. Maybe I can eat my- No. Eating cats is not good

Don't do that

*stomach rumbling*

[Hallucination] Hey Wengie! You look hungry

Could really help you with that

[Real Wengie] K first of all

Who the hell are you? Second of all

What are you doing in my living room? And third of all

Your top is really cute! Where'd you get it from?

[Hallucination] Aw thanks. Well I'm actually you, but like so much smarter, and I'm here to help you out

So, let's get started!

[Real Wengie] Yeah, I really think I'm hallucinating now

*music*

So lazy people gotta eat too.

So I have some one minute microwave

mug cooking recipes.

Which is the epitome of laziness.

And not only are they super tasty,

take no preparation time

and are also vegan friendly

They are also very very healthy.

The first recipe is a lental pizza in a mug.

Simply pour three to four table spoons of canned mixed beans,

or however much you like to eat.

This is way healthier than the traditional dough.

and lower in calories as well.

Then add in your choice of toppings.

I use capsicum and mushrooms.

A pinch of Italian herbs

and then spoon in one tablespoon of marinara sauce.

Or you can use pasta sauce

and then finish off with one tablespoon of mozzarella cheese or vegan cheese.

*music*

Then pop it in the microwave for one minute

and that is literally it.

You can put some salt and pepper on top to taste

and nom away.

*Pop music*

Next for dessert we have a chocolate mug cake

and it cooks in less than one minute

It's also vegan and low-fat.

Seriously, best combo ever.

You'll need two tablespoons of Wholemeal self raising flour.

One tablespoon of caster sugar or natural sweetener.

One tablespoon of baking powder,

and One tablespoons of unsweetened coca powder.

Two tablespoons of almond milk or I tried soy milk as well

one teaspoon of coconut oil

and a quarter teaspoon of vanilla extract

You can also add chocolate chips as well to your liking

*music*

Next bake in the microwave on high for 40 seconds

If its still a little bit raw inside

you can throw it in for another 10

If you like you can add some ice cream or mixed berries

and that will make it complete.

*music*

You know when you reach in a chip packet

and keep reaching

and they like seem to take forever to even find a chip.

[Hallucination] Ya, I think you're trying a little bit to hard. We ain't got time for that.

*music*

Well this hack will turn your packet of chips

into a chip bowl so you never have to go digging again.

Simply open your chip packet all the way

Put 2 hands on the bottom of the packet

and start scrunching upwards

pushing the middle of the packet all the way up.

You'll see the level of chips rise

as your doing this.

and once your chips are at the top

you can just place this down on the table.

It's perfectly flat on the bottom and your ready to eat

them without reaching much at all.

Super lazy

*music*

Mmmm yogurt!

Did I have a spoon

*sad music*

Ugh! What am I gonna do?

[Hallucination] I can help you with that

*music*

Did you know you can totally make a spoon out of your yogurt lid?

Just peel it off, lick off the top

*laughs*

Then simply fold it in half,

and the edges over in the middle on both sides like this.

*music*

Then do it again and again

Until it gets so narrow you have a handle.

Now just curve the front and you can actually

twist the handle as well to keep it in

place, and voila!

Spoon!

Careful though the edges can be pretty sharp

so I literally just lick it off like this to avoid

cutting my tongue. But this is so awesome

when your super lazy or desprate

and you don't have a spoon, plus you can just

throw it away afterwards and you don't need to wash anything

Bonus!

*music*

I don't think I've ironed for ages

Oh no! My collars wrinkly. I'm late.

Wha-what if I rub it?

Ya, that'll do.

[Hallucination] Whoa! Hold up, you literally have the solution in your hand.

*music*

If your collar needs ironing but you can't be bothered getting an iron

Just use your hair straightner and it will iron out

any wrinkles. Remember don't do this on delicate fabric

with a low melting point like silk and stuff

not a good idea but cotton should be just fine.

*music*

*chipmunk voice* aa ug

*chipmunk voice*

[Hallucination] Ya, it's not burnt. But you know theres like a much easier way.

*music*

oven simply just call your phone from your computer then go over and tape it

onto your oven door with the camera side facing in and then turn the light on so

you can see what your bakey and just keep it on your screen in the corner

while you're watching netflix and relaxing and doing whatever you like and

you will never burn anything again we got pretty little liars run it by

letting the root on the couch

why does this always happen when I needed mine I just watch what's on this

build your head yes I said alright your phone

you're welcome

p sabe

no you can download remote apps that will turn your phone into a universal

remote simply program it for all your things you need and you never have to

look for your my ever again to ask you to do the dishes

this is really going to stick on the plate yeah maybe this'll wait a bit

now it's no good just gonna lie down for a little bit

hey sleepyhead

you know you don't have to watch that dish ever again your life 15 that have I

come with me let's be real guys

no one enjoys doing dishes and we got to be somewhat civilized sometimes so try

using clean rap on the bottom of your plate

this is so good for crews that are super sticky and hard to wash off or I just

had to wash off because you just don't do the dishes in time

plus I think it's way better than using tons of paper plates

once you finish eating just simply peel it off and throw it away and your plate

clean no washing so awesome

what are you doing here I think I need your help right now I'm pretty good you

think you're good but grab a hoodie and we're back to front remember to drop the

string and step up the back as well for extra security and you have the perfect

popcorn ball in front of your face

now you can enjoy hands-free eating through concert ridiculous it yourself

oh my god and amazing i don't use Hat I gave my phone reinvented go home then

idea there's whatever they're going to get up g what if i don't know right .

way what I watching that we even related

here take this

I think it's time to bring back the sippy cup

did you know you can turn it upside down and it won't leak but you can still

drink from it through all of them they really need to make versions for adults

and yes you can totally keep hydrated lying down but just got to this chapter

so good i want to put it down okay if I dirt reply then maybe she'll think that

I'm not here alone

ok I'll do it

hey there- actually after rocky red yeah this is really gotta stop

sometimes you just don't want to vacuum right now but someone once you do all

you need to do is find a vacuum and sound

do you wanna meet you halfway is really mad case it is literally for fun but if

you're really desperate just print out a picture of the bottom of your sink and

place it on top of all your dishes and they'll think you've done the dishes

greatest hack ever write can keep my eyes open home if only my arms a tire

can can I leave it on this table

I give up I'm just gonna sleep

don't worry my lazy ones you can easily make your iPad or iPhone stand anywhere

with a flat surface

I'm totally gonna make mine on the side of my bedside table cuz horizontal

watching is the best mark out where your iPad or iPhone will sit

I'm doing

and simply got three wall hooks that are wide enough to hold your iPad and then

stick them on an alternating pattern you can do four hooks all three like this

that once it's done just slip your iPad in and oh my gosh look at it this is so

awesome guys

I have in love

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so yeah fingers crossed if you have to any of these during the week winner with

the hashtag OMG Lauren you know i love stalking you guys yet come to that time

where I have to say goodbye miss you guys so much for you soon bye