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  • *HIGH FIVE*Top o' the mornin' to ya laddies, my name is jacksepticeye and welcome back to YouTuber's Life!

  • Sorry it's been a tiny bit of a break in the game, but...

  • I wanted to give it a small bit of breathing space, because the game gets insanely repetitive after a while.

  • And I didn't want to keep doing it over and over and over again.

  • But now, we have a wife!

  • My wife moved in with me... apparently.

  • I was gonna call her my girlfriend, but my wife...

  • ...uh, Eduardo left, because he's sick of working for me, apparently.

  • Imma go to sleep! :D

  • Auhh... GOODNIGHT! ...Smoochums.:D

  • Oh God I thought I vanished under somethin'. I-I didn't realize that there was a-a boundary there.

  • So Eduardo's not working for me anymore.

  • ...sooo c-can I hire you?

  • Les-wait! Let's collaborate in a video!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Ooh, that might be fun! :DDD

  • Uhmm.................................

  • ...at least it would be if all these games weren't a PIECE of shit!!

  • Well they're not pieces of shit, they're just... nobody has any interest in them.

  • Choose game... choose game to sell. Choo-

  • It's showing... It showed four games on the shelf, now it's showing two games.

  • And now there's no games.

  • What happened?!

  • Oh God, did I break it? ;-; How do I go back out?

  • Ohhh! Oh there we go. Woo! :D

  • Umm... Kay, I didn't have an order to actually make a game for someone.

  • I thought I'd have somethin' sayin' like, "Can you make me an episode of this?"

  • ....and then I just sold the game.

  • Okay,... GO SHOPPING! Imma go shopping :D and we're gonna... Buy-

  • *angrily* GET OFF MY COMPUTER!

  • God, we have merged together.

  • Well...

  • They do say couples who live together become the same person.

  • PC World... No-no-no-no, PC World is for that stuff.

  • It's for actual hardware. For games, we go here, so best rated.

  • Ummm... "Traveler Crossdressing Zone."

  • What?! (Jackyboy is confused and he turns into a potatoe...umm potatotes potatoes potatoes potatoes potatotes( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°))

  • "Def Jam Crossdressing." What's with all the crossdressing games?

  • Not that there's anything with that, it's just a very weird theme to have going all of a sudden.

  • Ummm.....*Potatoe*

  • "British Math," for the PS2, for the AD, for the PC, for the AD.

  • Imma get this and Imma get...

  • ..this. "Frankenstein's Chainsaw Explosion."

  • How could I not buy a game called that?

  • Costs a shit ton of money though.

  • Ummm...

  • Where'd she go?! (She turned into a kawaii ass potatoe ghost)

  • S-s-s-smoochums?! ;-;

  • [reading] "Oh, what a surprise! You're Jackaboy! I'm a girl scout and I'm selling cookies. Would you like to buy a box?"

  • OF COURSE I'LL BUY A BOX!

  • My food went up, but my money went down.

  • That's how life works. That's how shopping for food works.

  • Wait, did she go upstairs? (Maybe shes in the room waiting for you jack( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°))

  • GREAT! :D

  • My gamers have arrived! (Potatoe)

  • Buhhh... [chuckles]

  • WHERE'D SHE GO?! (OH SHIT SHE IS A GHOST KAWAII POTATOE)

  • Although when I did start the episode it said that she went shopping.

  • So, maybe she went shopping. (Oh..)

  • LET'S... should we invite Kelvin- THERE SHE IS! (She still a potatoe)

  • There's my schnookums.

  • "I found a piece of beautiful clothes for you, and I could not resist."

  • Are you going out and spending my money? >:(

  • I mean, OUR money.

  • Sweetie. [chuckles]

  • But is that - does she actually go out and - cause she bought food before.

  • So does she actually go out and buy food and clothes and everything now? Cause that would be awesome!

  • Um, this one has five stars.

  • Les' do dis one >:3

  • [typing] "We Got Married." :D

  • Uhh... "Collab with my wife." :D

  • Don't put the name of the game in there, be an absolute douchebag.

  • I try to do that in real life though. I try to make sure that the name of the game is in every upload that I do.

  • If there is a game involved.

  • Because I feel like it's only the right thing to do.

  • Wave hello.

  • [imitating characters] - OH, so annoying! SHUT UP!

  • Funny comm-

  • The things aren't showing up anymore!

  • Ohhh okay! These are...

  • It's question mark now!

  • [high pitched voice] What the fuck! (Jackyboy is confused????)

  • Am I just fucking guessing now?

  • It's like question mark, it doesn't tell me what I need.

  • I guessed correctly apparently! What the fuck?

  • That's annoying! ...singing comment.

  • Ah, I guessed right!

  • Funnily enough... it didn't give the thing - Oh no, I'm actually PICKING what goes there now.

  • I-I think. I don't fucking know.

  • Uhhh, uhhh. Unfunny comment.

  • I don't get how this works anymore. ;-;

  • I have absolutely no idea. .-.

  • Put in the eleven one -

  • cause it's a bonus to post-production.

  • Um...

  • The- the cheapest one?

  • Ahahaha.

  • Move on to nine...

  • Happy expression, and then give me a good goodbye!

  • Give me a good goodbye. Wave goodbye.

  • Goodbye! Thanks for coming out and watching my video. Byeee. :DDD

  • Tasty! That's gonna be a sick, nasty video.( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • [Quietly] What's that sound?

  • Makes it sound like we're still playing!

  • But we STOPPED playing! Why is that still going?

  • I dunno. Um...

  • Okay, you, and then you,

  • Shi', man.

  • Shi', dog!

  • You, and then you. Thirty-nine!

  • Can I do better?

  • FORTY! I CAN do better.

  • Um, better title...

  • What else needs to go up? The oranges...

  • aaand... this. Whatever.

  • Here we go. Interest is at a PEAK!

  • Of a hundred and forty-five! [reading] "I'm back home. What are you doing?"

  • WE JUST DID A VIDEO TOGETHER!

  • 'Kay, this stuff didn't do the best, but this is gonna be

  • a fucking fantastic video.

  • I need to get another friend! (Maybe mark??? or bob,bob's a potatoe)

  • I need to get somebody over here - to help me!

  • Uhh... Let's- Can you come over?

  • "Invite home."

  • [Reading] "I'll meet you there." She's already here.

  • AMAZING.

  • 'Cause I need somebody to help me actually make the videos!

  • Maybe I should've treated Eduardo properly.

  • Maybe I was treatin' him terribly.

  • Huuuh... Ablehblehblehblehbleh.

  • The conversation is fuckin' WILD over here.( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • Keep talking! Can I hire Fiona? (Oh no the Shrek memes are coming)

  • Fionaaaaa... :D

  • [reading] "You can't hire, you don't have the right relationship level."

  • She costs a FORTUNE, as well! (Well yeah shes a princess what did you expect??)

  • Hell no! Uh... BYE, Fiona!

  • Time to get her out of MY house. Get out before you cost money just being friends wit' ya!

  • Christ! Um... Who else? Kristen, can I hire Kristen? [reading] "You can't hire Kristen, you don't have the right relationship level."

  • We're married. [reading] "You don't have the right relationship level, your relationship level needs to be higher."

  • Gale, you can't hire. Uhh. I don't want to hire you, fuck the amount of money you're gonna cost.

  • [reading] "...can't hire, you don't have the right relationship level"

  • You are a...

  • (very intelligent think in progress that should deserve a Nobel Peace Prize 2k16)

  • Who else is a YouTube?

  • (Another Nobel Peace Prize worthy thinking session)

  • Imma try and hire Eduardo again...

  • but I have to talk to him a lot more.

  • God fuckin' dammit

  • Eduardo, you're the finickiest person I know.

  • [impersonates Eduardo] You didn't talk to me enough!

  • You need to... you need to treat me better.

  • Blah, blah.

  • Aungh.

  • Actually, Eduardo,

  • that's great and all but I have to go make a gaming video before the people lose interest in these fucking games.

  • Ah... First impressions.

  • Here we go. Slow down!

  • You're gonna kill someone!

  • Can you stop talking? Good lord this is loud in my ears!!! Why computer?!?! Why you so loud all of a sudden?!?!

  • Pop filter, monodirectional,

  • configure your devices

  • I pick ah game

  • Frankenstein's chainsaw explosion that's all I need

  • that's a great title on it's own already entro with logo thats all i can pick

  • so that's what I'm gonna do. Ummmmm

  • Unfunny comment sarcastic comment. AHHHH!! Eduardo get your crotch out of the camera!!!!

  • didn't think this ball is right there thank you God

  • it's gonna be going to smell it ain't all of my pretties

  • you could say he was tainting my recording shit I should have bumped up

  • these so I had more this new who was just arrived

  • your citizens and Dragons board game has been shifting you receive it soon

  • how about that Chris then you'll find shit on my account

  • I knots I'm going

  • I brought you a surprise for more games

  • Oh that'd be awesome oh now i have to edit but i'm too tired

  • damn it i edit any and all the video edit everything you want to do

  • edit things better that is not a good video haha

  • whoo-hoo

  • it's a video nonetheless we're going to upload it go to bed

  • explode letter topics let her talk

  • haha people loved people know that something's going on my personal life in

  • the game how do people know that I did that thing go play board games or board

  • games

  • those are cool have a board game in ages boo boo boo

  • get all of that sleep now what am I upgrading upgrade you get what

  • no just go to the fridge game is freaking out of me sometimes I thought

  • you bought food

  • you said your part food stuff ready Kristen this is going to work we're

  • going to have to work together

  • ok eat I energy drink

  • never going to play through its apparently somebody in my house packed

  • i'm not going to you Kristen that no no no your computers upstairs

  • hamburgers pizzas but getty bought an ace get it all in - yeah

  • Cynthia night I don't buy it

  • yeah the 15 exp Eduardo house a fucking gone

  • are you good are you happy he's just happy in life we have a great

  • relationship level

  • I need to talk to you any further I'm a higher you

  • yes accept my offer except let all accept my offer

  • yeah isn't here is anyone up

  • she yeah where you go it

  • I just hired you and you left him

  • huh seven ok

  • you gaming video I guess good lord ah yeah

  • and now we do a gameplay on this since we already did a collab all good but I

  • rocket gameplay these Rockets are lit

  • nah that's what the fam would say bless up this book you'd i'll make sarcastic

  • comment

  • the way no happy expected game freezes technical comments that they actually go

  • with what's here now loading screen

  • off-topic comments

  • I don't know ho you found a hidden item egotistical comments no I've ever become

  • that guy your permission to shoot me in the face was seen on for any comment

  • that I'm so random

  • you overcame an easy challenge murderous look

  • oh what time - okay i don't have a lot left after your sisters are not using

  • copyright itself

  • dammit videos over it's all over call home everyone and you have to make get

  • you to make me a video after this

  • are you ready Eduardo are you game for pc beautiful because you could not

  • resist you

  • Thank smooth jumps taking care of me

  • so good ah right do I put them all in and see what happens first and then we

  • see if we can work off anything else to do - whoohoo -

  • doodoo

  • ok ok i will look and go okay this is looking shit fuck my computer is messing

  • up on me

  • yeah I do

  • 28 tiny line

  • fade to black there we go

  • well I some awesome is it a bad video

  • who cares i just need to keep making videos repair that computer I'm okay

  • I go to a party with you but no I wanted to repair my computer

  • god damn it and wear it out 68 Christic good baby

  • she won't fix anything should've made where to make a video while I was gone

  • damn it

  • yeah

  • pick up these moves

  • wow this is a party and a half two dudes

  • I'm gonna talk to you your kelvin and he's actually becoming better friends

  • with you had my back

  • come on talk faster this game but he needs a speed-up function i'm sitting

  • here all day

  • time is class I'm a year older now

  • who are you guys you guys that's good glad to hear that number

  • I don't know what else to say two hours everything can become exhausting

  • sure can too many hours talking to you can be exhausting as well

  • ok maybe I could dance by accident keep talking to your doctor we're great

  • friends wherever we go we go way back

  • me and Katherine all the way back to our kitty dates when I was better than her

  • but now she thinks she's better than me

  • it's just the way things go i guess reading conversations

  • I love this you guys are talking up a storm here

  • I Gail hailstorm haha I'm leaving

  • see you later these they got my friendship back up with Gail at all

  • actually got a better friendship with him he should stay and talk to a bit

  • more good friendship up with galen Kathryn again so that's good

  • see me ascend like a fucking god the god of you do in the game in real life I

  • have no fucking clue what I'm doing have suspected

  • oh yeah the front of my friends I got more exp four hundred thousand four

  • hundred babies

  • I'm he's explained more stripes collapsing in twelve percent more

  • scrapbook labs or seven games the game before you get making tutorial you prove

  • that you know what you're talking about

  • yeah you can actually get new video game types over your video types that i can

  • make I make video Eduardo please

  • make it on this game and make a a walkthrough

  • I'm not make a walkthrough you can go up to the station to and do it

  • I'm nofilter oh shit this is a worse computer

  • that's fine that's fan and i will make one on this and this will be a walk

  • through as well to our clothes and what's walk throughs in one day

  • that's pretty good that's a pretty good are so yeah

  • blank space chain saw explosion walkthrough number one these in real

  • life these would make no sense

  • our shit are they on the same system

  • dang it i need to get a pc game go shopping

  • let me skip to pick up to tuk trip anything here we go

  • yeah the computer I'm pc games pc game frustrated pc games

  • what's best way to be seeing on real care not say about that care its own

  • real

  • can you be done yet there we go now go make a video and then what's this one

  • son and go make another one

  • it's an endless cycle videos that's how we that's how we do it right you better

  • have made a good video

  • I'm not who pays you i can pay you better listen do you guys think my toe

  • is a good companion to have I don't know I think he's stealing from me

  • do you think it's a good companion should move on to someone else he's

  • really cheap

  • that's right look for in France cheap his spirit haha what that something is

  • terrible in the game because of the mechanics

  • that's what I look for come online oh it's all these ones have stuff on them

  • i'm not using that I'm not yeah fine

  • just you wait get the extra points i don't actually put the clip in

  • I'm egotistical comment

  • come on wake up I wake up I wake up like you didn't even give me the good by NYX

  • soft advertising proposal

  • what's going on for Nico soft Oh Jack White behalf of the company first prices

  • of the game night of the my love for I don't have it

  • I don't have that console and right are you doing

  • I don't know if he's done or not maybe it's ah here we go

  • nope where is that was the one here we go

  • nice what is going good

  • ok so that's the copyrighted one set up with that one in that makes sense

  • I'm shit

  • do-do-do-do cry / boppers

  • this is 14 though I kind of want that one in

  • ok you and then you nice

  • now we bring up this will bring up we need to bring up our car audio

  • nothing else can go in ok that's cool thousand dollars for a interest is

  • absolutely abysmal on that one

  • that's okay there's a rumor going around that you only make videos for money

  • tonight

  • but of course my subscribers would like that because it's not true

  • they know who the real me am sure result of video

  • you make a better video that I did let's publish both

  • let's see who's videos better Eduardo it's a competition

  • the YouTuber versus the hired help hopefully no one takes up hope you don't

  • take what I say in these episodes as well as like legit

  • what I think about real-life youtube because it's not at all

  • this your card collection as you can you carry you be able to eight to 10 i can

  • make decks

  • oh who cares

  • that means i can get rid of shit and everything about marina and so again

  • subscriber so as long as it's not hurting me

  • do you want to chat ok as long as I'm not losing subscribers from its fine

  • yeah ok so we're going to make money still going to make subscribers but yeah

  • whatever you say about the game or whatever I say about YouTube in these

  • videos is not exactly what I think about YouTube in real life

  • like I don't make stuff that super EXTREME clickbait ran think it's just

  • for the fun of the game because I know how the YouTube the YouTube game works

  • so for the sake of the video I just trained like cheese and a small but I'm

  • talk to Gail

  • everything's going good we finally healthy Kristen how are you

  • hundreds of cars going to resist can I can I try them on

  • okay cause did you buy again that's cool

  • I'm gonna stop talking you know thanks yeah yeah we did

  • yeah kick up my heels we're getting close to you buy from kristen and the

  • cute ones

  • oh that's new right

  • some of this all some of this action some of that action

  • so all different glasses sexy so sexy

  • ah making a video there Edward oh yes

  • now Jackie boy

  • you make a new gaming video on the pc cd-rom game on Rhea care and it's going

  • to be a first impressions

  • here we go make all of them youtube videos

  • I don't care about the titans anymore cuz i don't think they actually make a

  • difference

  • we do this one last video for this episode come on come on

  • great video here we go intro with logo mr. monkey man is happy

  • I do all these games up the same I off topic comment again

  • how could I possibly know here we are this one has a thing on it so

  • egotistical comment

  • I guess because I live it up in games i normally joke about be like the best

  • oh shit damn it that's not a good video

  • shake it

  • I forgot to rest interest is pretty high

  • someone's ringing ah change your reader could you do it yes come in when it's

  • running daughters but 10 exp and go to sleep purse

  • Lee sleep tight

  • I'm going to subs are not lose themselves

  • that's cool yay

  • still making money so making soaps so we savages

  • man i would love a subway sandwich right now

  • hmm i like how is the wife calls you Jackie boy because that's what I named

  • him sum Jackie boy that we got married as well do you

  • Kristen take the jacket off a he gonna be so good right

  • wait for this video to go up come on Edward II come on and ready to go oh

  • oops

  • great okay well I don't need this episode of youtubers life here

  • everything is going fantabby dozy making a lot of money getting a lot of friends

  • hello fellers Chris and I hope you don't mind Edward lives in a style icon love

  • you anyway thank you guys so much for watching this episode if you liked it

  • punch that like button and the face like a pause and my buddies are out

  • shh shh thank you guys there was

  • you motherfucker

  • oh my god i found him with brother

  • hey when are these years bring it

  • Wow one big happy family this dude has endless energy

  • I like it

*HIGH FIVE*Top o' the mornin' to ya laddies, my name is jacksepticeye and welcome back to YouTuber's Life!

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