Obama couldn't negotiate getting a Whopper without pickles.

歐巴馬連「去掉大漢堡上的醃黃瓜」這種程度的談判都辦不到

@woodstockdave

Thanks Dave

謝啦！Dave

I bet Obama likes mustard on his hot dogs because he's gross.

我賭歐巴馬喜歡在熱狗上加芥末，因為他這個人很噁心

@duckpunks

Just found out my daughter shares a birthday with Obama. PUKE! (in caps)

剛剛發現我的女兒跟歐巴馬同一天生日，真噁！（大寫的PUKE）

@momof4munchkins

Barack Obama dances like how his jeans look.

歐巴馬跳起舞來，就跟他的牛仔褲一樣醜

You know, this jeans thing.

你知道，牛仔褲這個梗

This is so old.

已經超久了吧

This was years ago. Come on!

這已經好幾年了吧，拜託！

My mom bought new conditioner and it sucks. it isn't even conditioning my hair. I blame Obama.

我媽買的新護髮乳超爛，根本沒護到頭髮。這全是歐巴馬的錯。

Barack Obama, bro, do you even lift?

歐巴馬，老兄，你有在舉重嗎？

Well, I lifted the ban on Cuban Cigars, that's worth something.

這個嘛，我解除了古巴雪茄禁令，還不錯吧！

Barack Obama is the sharknado of presidents.

歐巴馬是總統界的《風飛鯊》系列

Loud, stupid, and over-hyped.

超吵、又笨，還過度炒作

#sharknado4

#風飛鯊4

President Obama will go down as perhaps the worst president in the history of United States!

歐巴馬總統大概會是美國有史以來最爛的總統！

Exclamation point.

驚嘆號！

@realDonaldTrump

＠真正的川普

Well, @realDonaldTrump

這樣啊，真正的川普

At least I will go down as a president.

至少我曾經是美國總統啊