Press: Jeremy! Jeremy! Jeremy! Over here! ...(lolipop was here)

選我選我選我

Press Member: And what would that be? Baseball? Golf? I heard you're good at ping pong.

那林書豪先生您將轉職為

Jeremy: Actually... uh... watching anime and playing video games.

棒球?足球?還是乒乓球?

Press: Jeremy! Jeremy! Jeremy!

其實不然..我打算看電影以及玩電動

Jeremy: Thank you.

選我選我選我

Naruto: You're going down, Sasuke!

謝謝大家

...Hey!

*嘿*

...Hey you!

*黑就是你*

Hang on!

*找到了*

Jeremy: *Screams*

Ooooooooooh

Mumbling from group...

*他在看我們*

Naruto: Hey, look, some of the guys don't believe me

*他誰阿*

But will you tell them, tell them that you're Michael?

黑

Jeremy: Michael?

他們不相信我

Naruto: Yeah, tell them who you are, tell them you're Michael Jordan.

你告訴他們 你是麥可對吧

Jeremy: What? I'm not Michael Jordan.

麥可?

Goku: You grabbed the wrong guy.

對阿 跟他們說吧你是麥可喬丹

Sailor Moon: Told you it wasn't him.

蛤?我不是阿

Mumbling from the group...

你抓錯人了

Jeremy: Wait, what's going on here?

就跟你說了

Naruto: We needed a basketball player but we got you instead.

那現在怎麼辦

Jeremy: Well I still play basketball.

這是怎麼了?

Naruto: You do?

我們需要籃球選手 但我抓錯人了

Jeremy: Yea.

窩..其實我會打籃球

Goku: You don't look like a basketball player.

你會?

Sailor Moon: Yea, you look more like one of us.

對..

Jeremy: Well, I may not look it but I am a basketball player.

看起來不是籃球員ㄟ

Jeremy: I'm Jeremy Lin.

對阿你..你就像我們的成員阿

Naruto: Who?

雖然不像 但我就是拉

Naruto: Basketball is played by two teams and the aim of each team is to score.

我是林書豪

Jeremy: Yo, if you guys are superheroes why do you need my help?

誰??

Naruto: Well, I mean, if this were a fight it would already be over

(無限白眼)

But since it's a basketball game, if we fight we get a... foo... a foo-l... a fool-

嘿你

Jeremy: A foul.

你不是超級英雄嗎 怎麼需要我幫忙?

Naruto: A foul! Why don't they spell it that way? F O W L

恩如果是打架的話就不用你說了

The team argues...

但這是場籃球賽

Jeremy: We got a lot of work to do

如果打架了 就是反規

Naruto: A lot of work to do *mumbling* L O T

反規...反...翻..凡...

Jeremy: There's two sides to basketball, offense and defense

犯規

On offense: jump shots.

犯規

Free throws.

喔是這麼發音的阿

Lay ups.

我們有很多事情要來做了

And even more important than offense is defense.

籃球有兩種方式

The most important thing is to always keep your man in front of you.

攻擊和防守

Yami Yugi: It's time to duel!

攻擊方式有

Basketball Player: They got nothing.

跳投

Mysterious Man: How sure are you?

罰球

Basketball Player: They look awful, boss. They don't even know what they're doing.

上籃

Other player: And the new guy doesn't even seem that great either

防守比攻擊重要

Mysterious Man: Huh, what new guy?

最重要的一點

Basketball Player: Well they got this NBA player but-

要持續防守在對手的前方

Mysterious Man: What?!

是時候了

Jeremy: That's another travel Goku.

!!!!遊戲王卡!!!!

Jeremy: Remember you need to dribble the ball.

他們根本是嫩咖

Goku: But every time I do, the ball bounces through the roof.

你怎麼如此確定

Mysterious Man: I want film on him, I wanna know every shot he's ever made

整個一團糟

Basketball Player: But boss, he's a nobody.

甚至不知道怎麼自己在幹什麼

Other player: Yea, boss, he's not even like MJ or LeBron.

有個新來的傢伙也很弱

Basketball player: In fact he kind of looks like one of us except well-

恩?新來的?

Mysterious Man: Well what??

他們帶了一個NBA的選手來

Basketball player: *sigh* He's got some weird hair.

什麼!?

Naruto: I told you it's because you using so much Chakra.

悟空你這樣不對了

Goku: You mean Ki?

記得要運球阿

Naruto: That aura around you, all you have to do is stop using it.

可是我運球 球會打破天花板唉

Jeremy: That's it, what if instead of holding back your guys' powers, you let them loose.

老闆 他是個小咖

Jeremy: We can use that to our advantage.

其實他比較像我們這一邊的人

Goku: Yea.

除了..

Naruto: Yea.

除了什麼!?

Yami Yugi: Yea.

他髮型很奇怪之外

Jeremy: What?

我說很多次你用太多查克拉了

Jeremy: Alright guys this is everything we trained for, remember all your training.

這是"氣"

Naruto: We got this!

那你現在應該是

Yami Yugi: Let's duel!

不要用了

Goku: Let's do this boys!

這是這個!!

Sailor Moon: Hey!

如果抑制你們的力量

Goku: And girls.

你們就會輸

Sailor Moon: Thank you.

可以把這些力量轉化為優勢

Jeremy: Alright, put 'em in!

是阿

Jeremy: Toon Squad on 3! Toon Squad on 3! 1, 2-

林書豪的秘密武器

Naruto: Wait, wait, wait, guys, I kind of made a change to our name, we're not Toon Squad anymore.

怎樣

Goku: Well then what are we?

夥伴們我們都練習過了

Leader Of Anime All-Stars: Well, well, well, if it isn't the Toon Squad, you guys actually showed up, I'm surprised!

記住練習時的方式

Naruto: We're not afraid of you.

知道了

Mysterious Man: You actually think your little Toon Squad could beat us, The Anime All-Stars

來吧

Naruto: No, the Toon Squad can't, but we're not the Toon Squad anymore.

男生們開場吧

We are...

嘿!

We are the... hey hold this real quick, we are the AnimeNiacs!

還有女生...

The Anime All-Stars laugh...

謝謝

Goku: I kind of like Toon Squad better.

好了 手放上來

Yami Yugi: Yea, me too.

數到三

Sailor Moon: Yea, what kind of name is AnimeNiacs?

等等等一下 夥伴們

Naruto: You know, screw you guys, okay? Order your own jerseys next time.

我有稍微變了我們的隊名

Yami Yugi: You just activated my trap card! Spellbinding Circle!

再也不是tune squad了

TEEHEE

那...隊名叫什麼?